Lifeofcharlouise #6 Lord Charquard & Parker Pants- the homegrown boy who made it earthside

[Emslou22]

She thinks he might fit in an outfit that’s size 18-24 months when they go on holiday THIS year?!?

 

[Crazycatlady18]

She thinks he might fit in an outfit that’s size 18-24 months when they go on holiday THIS year?!?

That’s her mission to get him to fit into it

 

[Readread]

The age 1 shirt will surely fit him now

 

[Crazycatlady18]

thinks turnt is a word but knows what a lateral incisor is good old Google

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Why is she treating teeth cuttings a an achievement. You literally have no control over when it happens

 

[ChampagneBox]

Why is she treating teeth cuttings a an achievement. You literally have no control over when it happens

Ummm he’s Prince Parker don’t you know those teeth will be in the same museum as the Turin shroud

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

‘Excuse the way I look’ erm, you look like you always look hun she’s also got the attention span of a gnat!

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Her portions are absolutely humongous

 

[ChampagneBox]

two of those food dump pics are close ups of the previous pic She’s even said that in the caption

 

[Alexlilz]

"Homemade" fish and chips... with breaded frozen fish and packet sauce she's so thick

 

[Byewiggy]

"Homemade" fish and chips... with breaded frozen fish and packet sauce she's so thick

Never fails to make me laugh when she's blended fruit and veg for the Mr Pants and labels it 'homemade' like she gone to some great scientific effort

 

[Pomgirl]

Dear god !!!! NICU Grad!! Let it go!

 

[Crazycatlady18]

Dear god !!!! NICU Grad!! Let it go!

And the rainbow baby. I had a MC before I had my baby and I have never ever not once refereed to her as a rainbow baby. It’s just not my cup of tea

 

[Justnosey100]

Dear god !!!! NICU Grad!! Let it go!

This has really irritated me!!! I don’t understand why she keeps banging that drum, just move on Char! And the worst part is she doesn’t keep talking about it in a helpful / supportive way trying to reassure other mums etc, instead it’s a braggy look at me, and my HENCH child who was in NICU and look how huge I’ve managed to make him! Get a grip ffs!!

Aaaand breathe

 

[Pomgirl]

She really latches on to things and it consumes her personality for a hot minute , it's all she can talk about then moves on to the next thing

In no particular order, I have seen....
-slimming world
-charity cloth
-sustainability
-renos
-grazing boards
-the neighbours
-chickens
-being sick when pregnant and not eating
-having a miscarriage

now it's the premature birth, feeding tubes etc! What next!!!!

 

[Readread]

Im not being horrible but she should be more concerned about her skin and general health than her eyebrows. She eats crap and it’s showing on her skin!

 

[Crazycatlady18]

Im not being horrible but she should be more concerned about her skin and general health than her eyebrows. She eats crap and it’s showing on her skin!

She always looks oily

Also you never see Parker who never naps whose napping in every photo these days playing with these toys. They’re just back ground props

 

[ChampagneBox]

Im not being horrible but she should be more concerned about her skin and general health than her eyebrows. She eats crap and it’s showing on her skin!

I didn’t want to be the one to say it

She always looks oily

Also you never see Parker who never naps whose napping in every photo these days playing with these toys. They’re just back ground props

How else would we POSSIBLY know she’s a mum/mam? She doesn’t mention it much

 

[xKHx]

Another awful outfit pic on her story with a stupid AF handbag pose

 

[Hello Kitty]

Dear god !!!! NICU Grad!! Let it go!

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