Lifeofcharlouise #6 Lord Charquard & Parker Pants- the homegrown boy who made it earthside

[MooBug]

She’s known about being a bridesmaid for what? A matter of days and now she’s on bridesmaid duties looking like a 70 year old lady clutching her little handbag with her fake smile

 

[Weelegs]

Oh christ the night the handbag is out again can somebody take it off her plsss

 

[MW222]

why does she look so much older than she is???! she is meant to be the same age as me

 

[Byewiggy]

I cannot with that fake smile! Why does she do that all the time now!?

 

[Emslou22]

Omg that outfit! The trousers, the handbag, the shoes And why is she standing SO weird?! Her leg looks so odd?!

 

[xKHx]

Dear god that pose.. handbag.. the shoes!!!... urgh just no

why does she look so much older than she is???! she is meant to be the same age as me

She looks about 45 minimum

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Why does she not realise what an absolute twit she looks posing like this taking selfie’s. Fucks sake, just ask Charlie to take a photo. There’s also absolutely no need to post 5 photos that are essentially the same

 

[ChampagneBox]

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Why does she not realise what an absolute twit she looks posing like this taking selfie’s. Fucks sake, just ask Charlie to take a photo. There’s also absolutely no need to post 5 photos that are essentially the same

Let’s be honest I bet he refuses point blank

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Her hair ages her. It’s so dated. I’m older than her but would never Style my hair like that.

 

[Allaboutthehashtag]

She looks like a 90's throwback

 

[Weelegs]

My mum used to style her hair like that back in the early 90s with a gas hot brush

 

[Jane Porcupine]

The fake toothy grin is just awful.

 

[Alexlilz]

I don't understand why she's so desperate to look like a 50 year old? Surely she has friends who will kindly tell her what she looks like? I'm surprised Parker, boy wonder extraordinaire, hasn't taken her aside for a chat by now.

 

[capriallie]

My mum used to style her hair like that back in the early 90s with a gas hot brush

The hair is AWFUL. I can tell the kind of look she’s going for but it’s backfired completely. It really doesn’t suit her face shape.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

1) Digby is not your first baby. He’s a bleeping dog, you did not birth him.
2) You moan every week about booking your food shop delivery slot so early. Either change the time you book or stop being a martyr and shut the duck up about it.

 

[Justnosey100]

God those photos are horrendous! The Bob really doesn’t suit her face shape, she needs some hair covering her forehead. And the angles are awful, the big grin that makes her look like she’s wearing one of those fake teeth dummies.

Also why has she got a tape measure thing at the top of her door, is she getting ready to mark Parker’s height when he reaches 6ft next month????

 

[Crazycatlady18]

1) Digby is not your first baby. He’s a bleeping dog, you did not birth him.
2) You moan every week about booking your food shop delivery slot so early. Either change the time you book or stop being a martyr and shut the duck up about it.

Exactly don’t moan about something you arranged it’s more to boast that this momma Is up at 6am on a Sunday

 

[Jane Porcupine]

I don't know why she books the food shopping to arrive that early. It's not like she has a hectic schedule during the day. Unless you count her coffee/cake/chip addiction.

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

I don't know why she books the food shopping to arrive that early. It's not like she has a hectic schedule during the day. Unless you count her coffee/cake/chip addiction.

It will most likely be the cheapest slot.

 

[capriallie]

And that food shop will be the most exciting thing to happen to her today.