Lifeofcharlouise #6 Lord Charquard & Parker Pants- the homegrown boy who made it earthside

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Why do you need to take your child to see Santa 3 times please!?

It’s not even like he’s of the age to remember it either! She’s a bleeping fruit loop.

 

[Fairypop]

On the 1st day of Christmas my true love Parker pants gave to me… a weekly car MOT

Please continue

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

It’s not even like he’s of the age to remember it either! She’s a bleeping fruit loop.

And I would not be letting Santa hold my kid when Covid is rampaging through the population. How many kids have sat in his knee that day and potentially given him the virus? Just because he tests negative on a lateral flow doesn’t mean you’re safe. Moronic.

 

[Weelegs]

On the 1st day of Christmas my true love Parker pants gave to me… a weekly car MOT

Please continue

On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love Parker pants gave to meeee.....salad and chips for teeeeea

 

[ChampagneBox]

On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love Parker pants gave to meeee….a family life without Charlie

 

[Byewiggy]

Charquad has gone quiet, do we think she’s got covid?

She's legitimately waiting until Christmas day to do another overly gushy post of Mr Pants for his half a year, she'll claim she's been quiet because she's been having 'quality family time' but it'll be the longest she's not been gloating constantly on insta since she got pregnant.

 

[Hello Kitty]

Charquad has gone quiet, do we think she’s got covid?

Do you mean IBS?

 

[Readread]

On the 4th day of Christmas my true life Parker pants gave to meeeee…. 10 bread rolls and a load of Camembert cheeeeeese

 

[Justnosey100]

On the 5th day of Christmas my true love Parker pants gave to meeeee…. Three French baguettes, two packs of Brie and none for Charlieeeeeeeee

 

[Jane Porcupine]

On the 6th day of Christmas my true love Parkerpants gave to meeee, six bags of chips and a brand new spelling dictionaryyyyyyyy!

 

[MooBug]

She’s awfully quiet.
Do we think she’s got covid?

 

[Crazycatlady18]

She’s awfully quiet.
Do we think she’s got covid?

The amount she goes out here there and everywhere it wouldn’t surprise me

 

[ChampagneBox]

Oooh well she’s posted on her stories….nothing to suggest something bad has happened but weird all the same…somethings gone on that’s for sure

 

[Byewiggy]

Oooh well she’s posted on her stories….nothing to suggest something bad has happened but weird all the same…somethings gone on that’s for sure

Thank god she's stopped spamming the shite out of everyone.

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

She’s awfully quiet.
Do we think she’s got covid?

I thought this the other day, she’s gone from posting every inane Detail to not posting at all.

 

[ChampagneBox]

I thought this the other day, she’s gone from posting every inane Detail to not posting at all.

Orrr her and Charlie have broken up she posted briefly today and I was actually glad she did because at least we know nothings wrong with the baby

 

[Justnosey100]

My guess is she has caught covid and isn’t going to tell anyone cos she will continue going out

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

My guess is she has caught covid and isn’t going to tell anyone cos she will continue going out

Or she still wanted to see family on Christmas Day so she’s gone silent

 

[ChampagneBox]

Had a dream last night she updated her story like ‘hi guys, thought I’d come on, we’ve just been enjoying our Christmas’ and I came on here and was like ‘hi char’

 

[ChampagneBox]

She’s saving it all up for a long badly spelt post about how she’s had COVID but Parker Pants being the genius he is read up on COVID and not only was asked to become the head of WHO but whipped up a cure in her kitchen