Lifeofcharlouise #6 Lord Charquard & Parker Pants- the homegrown boy who made it earthside

[Wingingmotherhood]

Ahhh I LOVED the food haul today. 729749 bags of crisps. 2 boxes of crackers. tit tonnes of cheese and a pack of salami even though she already has 3!!!!! Packs in the fridge. duck me sideways.

Who needs 4 packs of salami?!

 

[Fairypop]

The buzz on this thread when she does a food haul is unmatched

 

[ChampagneBox]

Surprised he doesn’t make the coleslaw himself!

Parker Gordon Ramsay Pants

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Also, I hate the way she prods and points at the food when she does a “food haul”

 

[Fairypop]

Disappointed with the lack of sea a batter this year, maybe she switched to the part bake baguettes so she could pronounce it

 

[Hello Kitty]

I'm so pleased that she told us she bought black sacks for rubbish. I've always wondered what she used for her rubbish

 

[Byewiggy]

Is she for real? Doesn’t have time to make homemade coleslaw because she has a baby? It’s literally grated carrot, chopped onion and cabbage bunged in a bit of mayo. Why does she make out like she doesn’t have time to do anything with a baby? Plenty of parents manage to get things done!

Interestingly she always has time to go out for lunch, coffee & all her other photo opportunity outings. Certainly no time for coleslaw making though

 

[WatchingFromTheSidelines]

Who needs 4 packs of salami?!

Peep show quote "Four Naan, Jeremy? That's Insane!" Replace naan for salami and Jeremy for R Charbobs.

 

[Jane Porcupine]

I don't understand why she needed to get up at 6am to go and buy her snack haul. And then she was surprised that it wasn't busy. Well yes Char, that would be because Christmas is a week away still.

 

[Readread]

Right fess up which one of you asked her to do the food haul

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

I don't understand why she needed to get up at 6am to go and buy her snack haul. And then she was surprised that it wasn't busy. Well yes Char, that would be because Christmas is a week away still.

She’ll be back there later in the week because she’ll have scoffed it all before the big day

 

[Fairypop]

She’s just posted that they’re going to the Oliver Fisher party but I’m sure it’s been cancelled…

 

[Justnosey100]

Absolutely baffled at her getting up at 6am to be the first person in Tesco to buy a ridiculous amount of junk food! That’s not normal behaviour Charquad. And it will all be gone before Christmas so she will do another ‘snack’ haul for Christmas week too! Tbf that all just looked like it was her usual diet. No doubt she will eat baked Camembert and chips for tea cos she lurrrrrrvs chips.

 

[Weelegs]

Is there any need for 7 stories about wrapping presents? Excruciating! I think I need to go pour myself a diet coke to celebrate getting through them without nodding off

 

[Readread]

She didn’t buy a single vegetable in her food haul

 

[Byewiggy]

Char - ' making memories (taking photos) is my favourite thing to do' Parker at no point will remember any of this tit you have taken him to in his 5 months sorry 6 months (who the duck knows) nor will he give a tit that you took him to 20 pointless places not designed for tiny babies when he's older.

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Charquad has gone quiet, do we think she’s got covid?

 

[ChampagneBox]

Charquad has gone quiet, do we think she’s got covid?

Nah just all the Christmas events where Parker would have been wheeled out to shove in everyone’s faces have been cancelled

 

[WatchingFromTheSidelines]

Why do you need to take your child to see Santa 3 times please!?

 

[Alexlilz]

Charlotte's mum...