Life With Ivy Coco #4 Sun, sea & selling your child’s privacy

[Mochalatte]

She’s clearly paid for this break, non stop moaning. Gosh how many people would love to be able to afford center parcs at this time of year. Be grateful you moaning cow!

A few years ago this would have been amazing to her, now she just comes across as- this is ok for you plebs out there who have to come to centre parcs but I’m special and I only go to places like soho house. She literally cannot read the room. She’s pissing all over some people dream bleeping holiday cos she’s such an over privileged hole. You can make money but you can’t buy class and time and time again she shows us that.

 

[Ducktalesawhoohoo]

What an entitled bleeping witch
Hope she catches norovirus and her Christmas is ruined

 

[Pistachio]

If she pays for it then she find fault in it!
I guess you would when things are free it feels so much better!
Makes it so obvious though when she is bigging up everything that is given to her for free. Predictable, boring, chav!

 

[Exhaustednurse]

Yes funny that freebies to Spain, Cornwall, Beaverbrook, Jamaica, and the Maldives all are complaint free…

 

[Gemsquash22]

Yes funny that freebies to Spain, Cornwall, Beaverbrook, Jamaica, and the Maldives all are complaint free…

Funny thing is she won’t spend her own money on those types of holidays.

 

[georgijane]

You can make money but you can’t buy class and time and time again she shows us that.

This sums her up completely.

 

[Aha]

The spa at Woburn is flipping great, one of my faves, not sure what her expectations are? Maybe she gets gifted such high end stuff she has unrealistic expectations, she defo needs a reality check.....

 

[cill2019]

Got suckered into buying Ivy UGGs days before Christmas. You could have said no Keri!

 

[Elmoo]

£105 for that jumper

 

[georgijane]

£105 for that jumper

I doubt she paid for it

 

[ophelia1990]

Involving her kid so much in the “we desperately want a baby this year” posts is so weird. She’s not your best mate.
“Our wish” accompanying a video of you and your daughter?? I don’t get it

 

[georgijane]

Involving her kid so much in the “we desperately want a baby this year” posts is so weird. She’s not your best mate.
“Our wish” accompanying a video of you and your daughter?? I don’t get it

She’s pinning a lot of future happiness on having a second child

 

[JellyDonut]

I don’t follow her but she popped up on my Instagram so had a Quick Look. Firstly, the kid is the same age as my daughter and in the same year at school. And my daughter’s handwriting is a million times better than that! The fact she is getting yanked out of school so much really shows. Does the mum not get fined?
Also, the mum has a really chavvy piggy face.

 

[PopTarte]

£105 for that jumper

NO way she paid for it, she is 'mates' with her now - I think they met the other week. Its a shite jumper, and calling her the queen of fashion, lordy! I can't think of two less fashionable people. They would buy anything if its a label, no style or uniqueness between them.

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

Does Kerri ever realise the message she is constantly giving to Ivy? You're not enough, you'll never be enough and Mummy wants more.

 

[ophelia1990]

Does Kerri ever realise the message she is constantly giving to Ivy? You're not enough, you'll never be enough and Mummy wants more.

This is exactly it. Ivy is just joining in because it’s all her mum ever talks about but soon she’s going to realise mum is always crying because she wants more. That coupled with the fact Ivy will never make real school friendships and she thinks being an influencer is the end goal is gonna make for one fucked up kid.

 

[Ronnie Pickering]

And teaching her how happiness comes from “stuff” and social media.

 

[BoredAF19]

I’m very behind but didn’t she pull Ivy out of school to “home school” her for some reason. I can’t quiet remember why

 

[Stuckinthemiddlewithyou]

Oh do jog on Kerri luv, you can barely speak English never mind learn a second language!

 

[cill2019]

I’m very behind but didn’t she pull Ivy out of school to “home school” her for some reason. I can’t quiet remember why

If I remember correctly she took her out of school on Fridays because some bleeping nonsense that Ivy learned better at home. It was actually so they could pissoff up “Landan tan” in the name of “education” then she moved to a different school and now she barely attends because mummy is going to set her up as an influencer so who needs an education