Lord strike me down but I think if she thought they were more attractive children we’d have seen their faces by now…
Lauryn Goodman & Sisters #122 She might want to pack away her bunting for now
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Mummyoftwo10
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She doesn’t care about their privacy, we’ve known sharm el sheikh and baby konks bowel movements and bed wetting from the moment of their birth
lookwhatthecatdraggedin1
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She doesn’t post them because they done the cha cha slide out of her and didn’t look the way she wanted, they were giving MJ pre Dubai money rather than Kyle’s gorgeous kids
Lizzy 93
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If keeky leeky has managed to make that nose look good then she does deserve a spot in Next website modelling.
When Annie was pregnant with R4 I thought he might get papa’s hook (stupid brain, I just thought his nose gene is clearly on the lookout)
But the Blessed don’t beef with the miserable
When Annie was pregnant with R4 I thought he might get papa’s hook (stupid brain, I just thought his nose gene is clearly on the lookout)
But the Blessed don’t beef with the miserable
sickoffreeloadercelebs
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I’d like to think she ties their hair up sticks a cap on them and lets the nanny or actual nanny take them to fireworks, soft play and play dates for their sakes but I have a feeling that’s not the case.
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que… lots of days out of the kids being posted
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que… lots of days out of the kids being posted
LittleOne27
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She only takes them out when she’s got a point to prove via the daily mail.
She’s getting all that money and doing nothing with the kids no holidays no weekends away just getting barked at to read Spanish books and eat dry pasta.
She’s getting all that money and doing nothing with the kids no holidays no weekends away just getting barked at to read Spanish books and eat dry pasta.
Fuck.
Off. Don't feed into her victim narrative. If your taking pics of other peoples kids, have a word with yourself. She does fuck all with them kids because she wanted the money/man, not the responsibility. End. Of. Also, the poor kids can't have calpol when they're ill, but they've been sicker than both my non breast fed pharmaceuticaled children NEITHER of mine have had a cold since wayyyyy back last year.---
If keeky leeky has managed to make that nose look good then she does deserve a spot in Next website modelling.
When Annie was pregnant with R4 I thought he might get papa’s hook (stupid brain, I just thought his nose gene is clearly on the lookout)
But the Blessed don’t beef with the miserable
Lauryn has the weirdest michael Jackson nose I've ever seen. It's shaved down to non existence. I'd love to see her REAL nose because I bet those kids are battling actual craziness to both look semi normal. Curly greased hair, hook nosed, 3 cm apart eyes and nasal voices..... WOWZA #BlessedGenes
Spongebob86
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Omg remember that's was her excuse why she needed security gatesShe thinks her two are too famous
she beyond help now with her latest, she is so pathetic rehashing old pics, I do actually believe she hates the daughter the change in behaviour from her and Kario is wild to me and why does she think it's a flex to be pregnant with a married man 
her self-esteem must be in the gutter along with her morals 
Keep Smiling
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And kick a ball while she watches in Regatta
Omg remember that's was her excuse why she needed security gates
She honestly thought that the girl would be a turning point and he would leave his family for her. He didn't want the first kid, the second was so unwanted he probably said as much. So lauryn blames the baby girl for being the nail in the coffin for her and Kyle. It's SO OBVIOUS.
MinnieXX
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The thing about the daughter is not only did she fail to secure Kyle's presence in their life but she also got no savings account or % stake in the house therefore is of no use whatsoever to Lauren. Kairo is her only hope of having a roof over her head and not being destitute in 17years time hence he gets ALL the attentionOmg remember that's was her excuse why she needed security gates
Keep Smiling
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And she’s said he’s an easy child and coq-au-vin is harder work. Karmas a bitch. I hope she has the daughter that she deserves that argues back and gives her hell.
Fairydust88
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why would anyone take pics of her or her kids? She is a nobody. The only time she’s in the papers is when she arranges the shots. I guarantee she could walk around a park in Manchester or go to a soft play and she wouldn’t get noticed. Let’s not forget she DID go to a soft play with Kyle and still nobody noticed her or her sprogs.
LittleOne27
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I read this as sarcasm
Fairydust88
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If I bumped into her I would PRETEND I didn't know her
I would egg her
Nobodyputsbabyinthecorner
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I'm half way torn between thinking she would take a pic of shnoz to a sperm bank and say fill me up with the nearest you've got to this, just to torment Annie. She wouldn't ever confirm who kid #3s dad was it'd just be "lots going on in the background" and she'd leave her deranged fans to speculate in her comments, liking any comment that insinuate Kyle's went back for round 3
But then I remember even if she did that, the kid would fail a DNA test so she'd get no money for it so I don't know
I don’t want to be putting ideas in her head but she’d get round that one by saying no more court dramas for her and big conk. the reason she’s not taking him to court this time is to prove the baby was born out of the love they share not her for her own financial gain. This would be because she is fkn derangeddddddddd.. MOTWTW.
homeslice87
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