Lauryn Goodman & Sisters #115 Body count at Four, Prolapse on the floor

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Mabel_20 said:
They’ve seriously lost their way haven’t they.

They have Lauryn the side piece.

They have Helen who by her own admission had been in a relationship since February and openly cheated.

They have Ella who’s repeatedly shagged someone off camera but now wants someone else.

It feels really off this year.

The ‘experts’ normalising all of the above means they’ve sold their soul for viewing figures.

It’s only dawned on me how rank a concept it is, the celebs are literally paid a huge appearance fee to go on a date with you and then have the audacity to happily let the non-celeb pay the bill at the end.

Jamelia was unhappy about being matched with a teaching assistant as she thought it was beneath her but not so much that she didn’t let him pay the bill.

What’s the point 🤯.
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And none of them are stunners. They’re just bottom of the barrel zzz listers. They used to have people like Callum Best and Gemma Collins on who are more well known than anyone on this series. Helen F is prob the most recognisable one this series but she’s with someone anyway.
 
sungirl25 said:
I think I actually (nearly) find that Chris even more of a fuckwit than Little Warrior Loz. Whoever continually describes themselves as quirky, different and crazy never is.
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I can’t bare him.

He’s not looking to date anyone either, asking women ‘if you had a penis for the day what would you do’ ‘what’s the weirdest thing you’ve found in your cleavage’ then gifting the melon with the goggly eyes.

It’s boring.
 
Mabel_20 said:
They’ve seriously lost their way haven’t they.

They have Lauryn the side piece.

They have Helen who by her own admission had been in a relationship since February and openly cheated.

They have Ella who’s repeatedly shagged someone off camera but now wants someone else.

It feels really off this year.

The ‘experts’ normalising all of the above means they’ve sold their soul for viewing figures.

It’s only dawned on me how rank a concept it is, the celebs are literally paid a huge appearance fee to go on a date with you and then have the audacity to happily let the non-celeb pay the bill.

Jamelia was unhappy about being matched with a teaching assistant as she thought it was beneath her but not so much that she didn’t let him take care of their bill at the end.

What’s the point 🤯.
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So has ella still got a cock or what
 
What’s this comment about? Is she trying to imply kyle is back talking to her?
And why is it Kyle apparently lies to everyone else but never her? She literally believes everything he “apparently” says but Annie is a mug for believing his lies?
 

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Amazing recap @lola212 and amazing thread content.
The smear campaign thing is just more of narcissistic Lauryn projecting crap, attributing her own negative behavior (her actual smear campaign against Kyle but specially Annie) in others. Lauryn knows very well what a smear campaign is and she didn't Google anything, just more of her lies and victimism.
I have nothing else to add because calling out what a real war in court is for many mothers, the meme tribute to narcissistic Lauren creating a war herself and moaning that she's always at war, the ugly outfits of the 3 sisters, calling out the BS of CGD, the perfect pictures of Annie, etc are everything.
 
minnietheminx said:
So she’s actually gone on to the commenters IG, scrolled through 2 years of posts, to post the ‘star pants’ comment, who is the troll?
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She should've wrote back.. you should invest in some to cover up that pesky prolapse, must be even worse now the second mistake has dropped out it. I imagine Kyle says he's not fixing it a second time. if she commented under anything of mine she'd wish she hadn't bothered, I would bleeping love it😂😂😂 I've been blocked for years unfortunately!!!
 
Lizzy 93 said:
Tech said 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lauryn it’s you alone that runs that piece of tit
That’s what she wants people to think so they sign up and she gets more money.

Would love to know what she spends it on when she looks like a woman
@Ittybittytittyclub go on sign in
It will only be you 🤣😂😂😂
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Seriously though what does she spend her own money on?! Her money from stories and CGD is all for herself since Kyle pays for everything for the house, car, nannies and kids. Her clothes are from boohoo and plt and her shoes are from peacocks so WHAT IS SHE SPENDING IT ON. I’m actually dying to know!!!
 
tatts90 said:
What’s this comment about? Is she trying to imply kyle is back talking to her?
And why is it Kyle apparently lies to everyone else but never her? She literally believes everything he “apparently” says but Annie is a mug for believing his lies?
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As for this tit
She claimed Kyle said his sun interview was a lie also
Yet she told the world she cut contact in December because it was too toxic.
She told CGD experts they blocked each other
She seems to speak to Kyle a lot
Shame he doesn’t speak to the kids
 
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