Lauryn Goodman & Sisters #115 Body count at Four, Prolapse on the floor

[Twinkle6]

Why she starting on a lassie fi Glasgow? Silly silly silly….

 

[florida1011]

That Sandy is back that’s 10000% Lozza nobody goes that hard

That sandy is a right trollop, her and her temu lashes need to duck off

 

[hello from me]

She got a dig in yesterday when someone asked where an item of clothing was from. Answer “tik tok shop #lavishlifestyle” I forgot to screenshot.
She has zero self awareness of the position of privilege she has been placed in all thanks to her prolapsed vag.

She is a prick. Not every one can afford tik tok shop and thats whats she doesn't realise.

 

[twiggy7]

Ah so that’s why she always looks like a bag of tit. She’s trying to prove to people she doesn’t have a lavish lifestyle. Gotcha! You didn’t really need to go this far Lauren hun, you’ve proved your point by looking like a woman everytime you’ve been pictured or filmed ☺

Or she just hasn’t got what it takes. You know the saying money doesn’t buy class

 

[juicysmooyay]

So she’s actually gone on to the commenters IG, scrolled through 2 years of posts, to post the ‘star pants’ comment, who is the troll?

More or less a neighbour this yin I like her fkn Star troosers, I bet she paid for them herself aswell…. The flat faced duck would need to ask her weans to buy her them

 

[emmaw28]

is it established that the Ophelia account over on the gram is one of Loz’s burner accounts? She’s a bleeping nuisance that one

Ophelia is also a Katie Price super fan. Totally unhinged

 

[Lucymyers]

When lauryn goodman mocks your clothing choices

 

[Mummyoftwo10]

When lauryn goodman mocks your clothing choices

She looks about 2ft tall in that third pic

 

[Lizzy 93]

I’ve just measured my son ahead of his 4th bday next week and whilst I know he’s very tall for his age he’s standing at 3ft 7
He’s coming for ya loz
Fukin stump

 

[RobinsHood]

Just been thinking again about where all the money is going, if she’s wearing cheap tit from Shein or TikTok shop…I‘m wondering if she has to pay council tax? Or does Kyle cover that? Cos that would be a big chunk.
But even with that, there’s no heating needed in the summer, plus she never takes the kids anywhere so not much on petrol, so where is the £12k going?
Maybe she’s trolling us with all the homemade food and having Deliveroo every night

 

[Lucymyers]

Just been thinking again about where all the money is going, if she’s wearing cheap tit from Shein or TikTok shop…I‘m wondering if she has to pay council tax? Or does Kyle cover that? Cos that would be a big chunk.
But even with that, there’s no heating needed in the summer, plus she never takes the kids anywhere so not much on petrol, so where is the £12k going?
Maybe she’s trolling us with all the homemade food and having Deliveroo every night

Its about 300 a month

 

[Aceofspades2020]

For someone who doesn’t read comments she sure as hell spends 23 hours per day replying to them.

 

[Bowbow82]

Lauren has always dressed like a bad mingy scruff. She doesn’t have any dress sense at all, she’s the type of girl you’d see in concert square in Liverpool swiping drinks. I feel sorry for her kids because they're dressed like scruffs too because she has no idea on what is fashionable or what clothes match. The girl doesn’t even own an iron .

 

[hello from me]

Just been thinking again about where all the money is going, if she’s wearing cheap tit from Shein or TikTok shop…I‘m wondering if she has to pay council tax? Or does Kyle cover that? Cos that would be a big chunk.
But even with that, there’s no heating needed in the summer, plus she never takes the kids anywhere so not much on petrol, so where is the £12k going?
Maybe she’s trolling us with all the homemade food and having Deliveroo every night

What was here address can someone do a quick check on Google what her bills would come to. I'm sure she has to pay her own bills.

 

[Mabel_20]

I think CGD should be cancelled now
No one actually wants love
No one’s a fukin celeb
Lauren should never have been invited on and neither should Helen have.
Clout cunts

They’ve seriously lost their way haven’t they.

They have Lauryn the side piece.

They have Helen who by her own admission had been in a relationship since February and openly cheated.

They have Ella who’s repeatedly shagged someone off camera but now wants someone else.

It feels really off this year.

The ‘experts’ normalising all of the above means they’ve sold their soul for viewing figures.

It’s only dawned on me how rank a concept it is, the celebs are literally paid a huge appearance fee to go on a date with you and then have the audacity to happily let the non-celeb pay the bill.

Jamelia was unhappy about being matched with a teaching assistant as she thought it was beneath her but not so much that she didn’t let him take care of their bill at the end.

What’s the point .

 

[hello from me]

But thats the kind of thing she should have been fighting for not an iron.
She could get single discount. Although her mum probably does live there. But maybe hasn't said she is.

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Ophelia is also a Katie Price super fan. Totally unhinged

I knew I recognised that name! Someone needs to do a welfare check on this witch if she’s idolising that pair of dogs dear lord!

 

[Kelly1822]

When lauryn goodman mocks your clothing choices

That Peter Pan outfit is atrocious

 

[sungirl25]

They’ve seriously lost their way haven’t they.

They have Lauryn the side piece.

They have Helen who by her own admission had been in a relationship since February and openly cheated.

They have Ella who’s repeatedly shagged someone off camera but now wants someone else.

It feels really off this year.

The ‘experts’ normalising all of the above means they’ve sold their soul for viewing figures.

It’s only dawned on me how rank a concept it is, the celebs are literally paid a huge appearance fee to go on a date with you and then have the audacity to happily let the non-celeb pay the bill at the end.

Jamelia was unhappy about being matched with a teaching assistant as she thought it was beneath her but not so much that she didn’t let him pay the bill.

What’s the point .

I think I actually (nearly) find that Chris even more of a fuckwit than Little Warrior Loz. Whoever continually describes themselves as quirky, different and crazy never is.

 

[klairklopp]

You've got women going through the court systems to protect themselves and their children from violent and abusive men but Loz is going to war for curtains she opens/closes with a remote & walk in wardrobes that have 3 outfits from Shein in them x

I couldn’t like this post more……. She needs to give her head a wobble if she thinks she’s in a ‘battle’. Imagine if Kyle was an abusive man wanting custody and she had to fight to protect them. That’s a f**king battle that many women have to go through not taking him to court for an astroturf football pitch because his wanted boys have one. woman.