Lauryn Goodman and Sisters #127 BBL is wide, bags are snide, astroturf denied because you’re just a rough ride on the side

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Finally the articles are starting to reveal her for the fruit loop she is
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Present ideas for kairo and kinara. Cos her followers know what her kids like more than she does, obvs. She’d be better off asking the nanny than Instagram.
Just a wishlist for Kyle. Send it to his lawyer love, there's still time for an amazon next day delivery
 
Finally the articles are starting to reveal her for the fruit loop she is
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Present ideas for kairo and kinara. Cos her followers know what her kids like more than she does, obvs. She’d be better off asking the nanny than Instagram.

These aff link posts are so random. Who the eff is going to be influenced to buy by them? Absolute waste of time
 
I’ll bet my kids Christmas gifts that the first few sentences of Lauryn’s blog will mention how fast Christmas has come around, how she’s been standing out in all weathers watching KW1 play football, there will be an “eeeeeeek” thrown in there somewhere. Then she’ll swiftly move on to talking about her favourite subject. Kyle Walker.
Followed by a question “ who’s excited for Christmas eeeeeek” ( no one answers)
Then

Mental how this time last year I was blackmailing a footballer that plays well and now he won’t even reply to my insta stories with my tits out eeeekkk
I’ve been super busy
It’s like full on
Mental
My friends all 400 say they don’t know how I do it
Tbh neither do I
Eeeeekkkkk
 
Morning Loons …..

The eyes in the last pic explain how he went there twice ( and had me howling 🤪 ).

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Why invite a 'caller' onto the podcast if you keep interrupting them to give your two pence and make it all about you and what your friend went through 😂😂 poor woman trying to tell her story but Lauren talking about 'I'm not a lawyer but I feel like I've been through so much I've got quite a lot of knowledge of it now'

Her 'been through so much' is pathetic
 
Why invite a 'caller' onto the podcast if you keep interrupting them to give your two pence and make it all about you and what your friend went through 😂😂 poor woman trying to tell her story but Lauren talking about 'I'm not a lawyer but I feel like I've been through so much I've got quite a lot of knowledge of it now'

Her 'been through so much' is pathetic
Been through so much dick lauryn that's about it...
 
Why invite a 'caller' onto the podcast if you keep interrupting them to give your two pence and make it all about you and what your friend went through 😂😂 poor woman trying to tell her story but Lauren talking about 'I'm not a lawyer but I feel like I've been through so much I've got quite a lot of knowledge of it now'

Her 'been through so much' is pathetic

What SHE has “been through” is privileged beyond belief in comparison to other women who got up the duff to someone else’e husband. There’s no family court and requests for designer handbags for the majority of Mums. She’s an absolute disgrace and an insult.

I say that as someone childfree by choice but so infuriated by how she weaponises genuine struggles by genuine women, some who I’ve seen don’t have the literacy skills or knowledge to be able to register for Child Maintenance let alone be afforded expensive lawyers to fight their battles. She’s an absolute selfish bleep & doesn’t have the first clue about anything.
 
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