Lauryn Goodman and Sisters #127 BBL is wide, bags are snide, astroturf denied because you’re just a rough ride on the side

[homeslice87]

When she said in her article which she's clearly sold to the DM, that she's met an MP in parliament I bet she's met him at his constituency office, which is in Hove. He is her local MP. He's is also Secretary of State for Science, Innovation and Technology. So he's hardly the go to person for CMS issues.

Edit: obviously it will be Labours fault if her CMS reform doesn't work!

 

[Pointandlaugh89]

Annie Kilner could follow Coleen Rooney into I’m A Celebrity as Kyle Walker’s wife is told she can ‘name her fee’ for reality TV appearances amid divorce drama with Man City star | Goal.com UK

Manchester City star Kyle Walker's wife Annie Kilner has been tipped to follow Coleen Rooney into the jungle, with TV bosses 'desperate' for her story.

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TV producers begging for an appearance from QA whilst Loz is out there begging to appear on This Morning

Would love her to go on it. Even funner lozza was pulling out all the stops hinting to be asked when the last one started 2nd prize lozaa and her 2nd prize kids, sucks hairy balls to be you!!

 

[Jolie1988]

When she said in her article which she's clearly sold to the DM, that she's met an MP in parliament I bet she's met him at his constituency office, which is in Hove. He is her local MP. He's is also Secretary of State for Science, Innovation and Technology. So he's hardly the go to person for CMS issues.View attachment 3324144 q

Edit: obviously it will be Labours fault if her CMS reform doesn't work!

Right, MPs aren't in parliament all the time, probably had a zoom call or she rocked up at his office and slammed her pan face into him without an appointment.

He will just be humouring her as anyone can approach their local mp. Doesn't mean they will do anything. His office will likely be a rented boxroom at the back of the citizen's advice bureau. She would have felt right at home

What an utter wally she is

 

[Oxfordgal10]

Just gone back for shits and giggles and this one used to piss me off

We would be deep in a convo and some 0 hour lurker would keep asking this
And then @Lucymyers would say it’s Kinara and someone would say
No it’s not
Has it been confirmed ?

Then even when it was confirmed via court docs someone would still not believe because it’s such a a tit name x
Fact

I was terrified people would think this was legit as I've not commented in a while hahaha

 

[Clueless81]

It's clearly a Lauryn sells stories type of week. New article up behind a paywall on the daily fail (if anyone can grab it) headline talks about how much he is desperately missing his two children with LG.....

 

[itsonlymeagain]

 

[emmaw28]

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What a load of tit.

 

[Clueless81]

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So not quite what I was expecting. I agree with how angry he is with LG but I do not think he is desperately missing the KW's, he might be intrigued by them but he really doesn't know them enough to be desperately missing them.

 

[Clarity456]

I actually like this article, makes out Kyle would see the 2 unwanteds but it's all proz's fault

 

[Lucymyers]

So he isn't a narc then if he desperately misses his 2 unwanted children

 

[Pointandlaugh89]

Desperately misses them says lauryn not kyle. I'm sure hes curious having 2 kids thrust upon him the stupid bastard but seriously he patched the first for years and is doing the same with the second not the actions of a parent missing a child especially with his money. When will it end lauryn????

 

[Lottiew1]

Does he duck miss them kids

 

[spandango27]

If that article has come from her then she ought to be ashamed, she bangs on about how her kids can read things in the future but then she puts lies into the media about their dad missing them when he doesn’t
What a way to mess your kids up honestly

 

[Happybythesea]

Is she selling a load of stories in the hopes of ruining Annies Christmas again

 

[MrsDon1]

Why on earth didn’t our bae Judge Hess enforce some court ordered psychiatric care for this deranged dwarf?

 

[bluecups]

I'd actually quite like to see Proz and Big Conk get together. She's dreamed for years of having Annie's life, as she imagines it to be.

Trouble is, she's not Annie. She'd never be accepted in WAG circles, it'd make Victoria Beckham singing Who Let The Dogs Out at Katie Price in the Man Utd players lounge years ago look like playful banter. She'd be sniggered at and and shunned at every social or sporting event. He'd cheat on her and humiliate her. It would be a miserable existence, albeit in a bigger house with better holidays.

They say when a man marries his mistress he creates a vacancy (not that I think even he would be daft enough to marry her).

Be bleeping great to see her going through what she put Annie through - wondering where/who he's with, dreading seeing newspaper articles of his scandals, constant betrayal. Men like Kyle never change, if he's not staying loyal to Queen Annie he's never going to be loyal to anyone else.

 

[spillallthetea]

Anonymous caller came on telling her story about her ex/CMS with both Lisa and Lauryn chipping in and giving sympathy, advice, etc...

Particular highlights from our Prozcast Queen..

• How the delay in being paid by system/Kyle forces people to incur large amounts of debt - wasn't it £165,533 Proz??
• That hand on heart she will never be able to criticise him for, unless in the future he tries anything with their children like reducing their maintenance, is not paying for his children.
• Lisa thinks that because he is in the public eye he cares about what people think, Proz responds that he pisses in public places and so she does not think he does.
• Proz says that lots of people have been in contact with them as they wished their episodes were longer

I'm so hungover with wine flu that I could not really listen closely....

Aw no , I’m sure your claw clip ain’t helping your sore head

 

[Pointandlaugh89]

I'd actually quite like to see Proz and Big Conk get together. She's dreamed for years of having Annie's life, as she imagines it to be.

Trouble is, she's not Annie. She'd never be accepted in WAG circles, it'd make Victoria Beckham singing Who Let The Dogs Out at Katie Price in the Man Utd players lounge years ago look like playful banter. She'd be sniggered at and and shunned at every social or sporting event. He'd cheat on her and humiliate her. It would be a miserable existence, albeit in a bigger house with better holidays.

They say when a man marries his mistress he creates a vacancy (not that I think even he would be daft enough to marry her).

Be bleeping great to see her going through what she put Annie through - wondering where/who he's with, dreading seeing newspaper articles of his scandals, constant betrayal. Men like Kyle never change, if he's not staying loyal to Queen Annie he's never going to be loyal to anyone else.

I've always said this.. does lauryn think she's the woman kyle will change for LOL she'd be taking annies problems not her man... Annie is better away from him he's caused this mess at the end of the day.

 

[Blondetech]

“he was living every man’s nightmare’

#lovingrelationship #princesstreatment

 

[EightyEight]

Still here, still catching up. I'm currently on March, don't want to miss any chapters because I know, the best is yet to come ️ I wish I could get through these threads as fast as prozza gets through her child maintenance, I wouldn't be crying in front of my kids. Understandably.

Got to say, I've read through a few other peoples threads from beginning to end and this one is by far the best. I've absolutely howled at some of the comments! My favourite so far is this one from our very own Tanya Turner @Lucyxxxx I'd like to think Lozza had a little chuckle at this one too