She covers half of her face with huge sunglasses because her eyes are lopsided and trying to relocate to her cheeks; her well-used coke nose is a few more snorts away from going full Daniella Westbrook; her chin has cellulite; her skin is awful; her face looks like it's melting; her legs are shorter than the average hobbit's; she has bad BBL and lipo belly; her tits are wonky and her hair is receding whilst also falling out.
She dresses appallingly, is a bully, has a nasally voice and is a shit Mum.
Honestly babe, Specsavers is your friend.