Lauren Goodger #73 CGI face and a bizarre nose, someone please save bewildered Larose

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In the space Of two months, her baby died, she apparently got smashed up by 0.5 and suffered a broken eye socket and cheekbone (which had disappeared quicker than skanky price) and said she didnt even take 5 minutes away from LaDestitute to take a sweetcorn tit in peace because she was better than us awful working mums who dump our kids with qualified childcare experts. Despite all that Trauma, she is now dating and face bleeping the life out of her Instagram, carrying around empty designer bags from north Weald market, branching out from just multiple faces to multiple personalities with fake fan accounts, allowing photos of her breastfeeding to turn up on porn sites, and palming LaNohope off on anyone who will have her so she can make Lamealticketnumber3 . What a bleep ps I hope all you grief chasers who called us scrunchies everything from heartless to witches to evil vile humans for telling the truth don’t feel too stupid for falling for her.

The only reason she doesn’t want to be a working mum is because she’s a lazy oaf who wants to lie in bed all day. Nothing to do with being a good mum. Childcare would be the best thing for little LaRose, she would finally have some attention, be appreciated for who she is and would actually learn something. She hasn’t a hope with the land whale.
 
Apologies for my clumsy explanation of this .. but she's carrying on like losing a baby wasn't that bad for her? Shes spending more time with LaRose, getting in shape, back to work, reaching out to friends and socialising again. It's like she thinks she got her life back, the one kid is far easier to manage and I can get back to the "old" me 🤷🏼‍♀️
If you throw in to the mix her ex boyfriend dying, being assaulted, breakdown of her relationship.. she's either incredibly strong or incredibly unhinged to be able to carry on the way she is already... I'd be seriously concerned for her mental state if I was a friend of hers.
 
Apologies for my clumsy explanation of this .. but she's carrying on like losing a baby wasn't that bad for her? Shes spending more time with LaRose, getting in shape, back to work, reaching out to friends and socialising again. It's like she thinks she got her life back, the one kid is far easier to manage and I can get back to the "old" me 🤷🏼‍♀️
If you throw in to the mix her ex boyfriend dying, being assaulted, breakdown of her relationship.. she's either incredibly strong or incredibly unhinged to be able to carry on the way she is already... I'd be seriously concerned for her mental state if I was a friend of hers.
I'm afraid it's nothing to do with her mental state, she's just a bleep, pure & simple.
 
PAPS I AM BEGGING. Please find her in the wild.
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I’ve been looking at her outfit today and all I can think of is which shoes she has on with her ‘all black is slimming’ outfit. My thoughts are:

1. The usual black flip flops
2. Her orthopaedic beige sliders
3. Her new glade plug-in plastic monstrosities
4. The pink fluffy slippers
 
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Had to see if there was a recent Lauren G thread after seeing her posts today. Just read this wow some harsh comments! Her photos of herself today though im not surprised wow some front hasn't she in more than 1 way of the description very very confident and showy! I think 5 or 6 videos of the exact same thing - you standing infront of a mirror is extremely excessive. Standing infront of them all day all night it seems. We get it, we've seen it, 11 times. How many more by midnight we saying? 7 more? Lols
 
I’ve been looking at her outfit today and all I can think of is which shoes she has on with her ‘all black is slimming’ outfit. My thoughts are:

1. The usual black flip flops
2. Her orthopaedic beige sliders
3. Her new glade plug-in plastic monstrosities
4. The pink fluffy slippers
You forgot these beauties
 

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Had to see if there was a recent Lauren G thread after seeing her posts today. Just read this wow some harsh comments! Her photos of herself today though im not surprised wow some front hasn't she in more than 1 way of the description very very confident and showy! I think 5 or 6 videos of the exact same thing - you standing infront of a mirror is extremely excessive. Standing infront of them all day all night it seems. We get it, we've seen it, 11 times. How many more by midnight we saying? 7 more? Lols
Please don’t start with the wow what harsh comments crap
When you have been on this thread and following big gal for as long as we all have then you will realise the comments we make are not harsh atall!!
She brings it all on herself.
Her poor baby died 10 weeks ago
Re-read that again

This is not the actions of a mother who lost her newborn baby just 10 weeks ago
 
HER bleeping BABY IS DEAD fffffffffs I’m sorry if my words offend or are inappropriate or been said and I’ve missed the boat but ffffs her baby died and she’s out on dates and on the town.

A cold hearted useless waste of a space mother. Honestly if I saw her I’d literally smack her one
I’m so fucked off with her
Yeah, very focused on making sure IMO Charles sees she is out and over him. Very focused on flashing her tits to annoy him. I think. Very obvious and very childish.
 
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