Lauren Goodger #73 CGI face and a bizarre nose, someone please save bewildered Larose

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Time to place ya bets scrunchies .... I predict she`ll be ` pregacy ` within two months ( Im being generous ) she is heavily boozing, and most probably sniffing Essex's finest sherbet on a regular basis ... so it maybe within weeks ... she admitted both ` pregacys ` were accidents, clear no contraception was used from either side ... and as we all know ... our BIGGGGGG thick lozzzzz, follows the ` same ` pattern, never learning from her mistakes ( I dont include the lil ones in this, as ALL children are a blessing, whether unplanned or not ) ... hence the shitshow that is her life .... we can only hope there is a ` responsible grown adult ` around for lil la`forgottenmummyisonthelashAGAIN, because if this vile vulgar bleep, is trying to relive her 20`s, the little one should NOT be around her FULL STOP!!! 👊👊
 
In the space Of two months, her baby died, she apparently got smashed up by 0.5 and suffered a broken eye socket and cheekbone (which had disappeared quicker than skanky price) and said she didnt even take 5 minutes away from LaDestitute to take a sweetcorn tit in peace because she was better than us awful working mums who dump our kids with qualified childcare experts. Despite all that Trauma, she is now dating and face bleeping the life out of her Instagram, carrying around empty designer bags from north Weald market, branching out from just multiple faces to multiple personalities with fake fan accounts, allowing photos of her breastfeeding to turn up on porn sites, and palming LaNohope off on anyone who will have her so she can make Lamealticketnumber3 . What a bleep ps I hope all you grief chasers who called us scrunchies everything from heartless to witches to evil vile humans for telling the truth don’t feel too stupid for falling for her.
 
Anna666 said:
Exactly .... I think she has some rich dirty, desperate old codger from OF`s funding her lifestyle, and she`s on a suppose date with him ( not for free though, he is paying by the hour, she flashes those sad droopy old baps, and he pays more ) her behaviour is disgusting, and as we know, its all show to make charli boy jealous, he is probably watching with his new squeeze and laughing their heads off, as odd bod, has the REAL unfiltered pics/videos of her ... she`s getting worse, absolute fool 😣
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I'm sorry, but there are vast numbers of cheap pieces looking for a sugar daddy; all prettier, thinner, and infinitely less vile than Lauren.
Nobody is paying for this fat bleep!

Yano said:
I think she meant to say NOR am I lauren but is too stupid 😭😂
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Well we've all seen the blowjob video!
And if you haven't, it's as idle, pointless, and sloppy as everything else she does.
 
Lottiew1 said:
She's going to be on one tonight I can just feel it 😆
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Where's poor little baaybee gewl? She's been dragged to the gym, sunbed shop and hairdresser in the last couple of days. Is she sleeping under the table? Or cleaning leftovers from plates? Maybe she's toddled into the kitchen with the hot pans and sharp knives while her eva luvin mumma who never leaves her, gets pissed.
 
Time to meet the fans ….

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Lol 😂 please tell me this is a scrunchie. FFS 🤣🤣🤣
 
Anna666 said:
Exactly .... I think she has some rich dirty, desperate old codger from OF`s funding her lifestyle, and she`s on a suppose date with him ( not for free though, he is paying by the hour, she flashes those sad droopy old baps, and he pays more ) her behaviour is disgusting, and as we know, its all show to make charli boy jealous, he is probably watching with his new squeeze and laughing their heads off, as odd bod, has the REAL unfiltered pics/videos of her ... she`s getting worse, absolute fool 😣
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Re the escort thing - she wishes. You can get away with being thick if you are young and pretty and are hired by someone who doesn’t expect conversation but for you to look good on their arm. There is also a lucrative market for being an older escort for the wealthy older man if you are intelligent, personable and don’t look like a brass at a business dinner. Sadly Loz is dumb, fugly and nearly 40. I’d get back to the drawing board for her next months rent payment
 
As usual, brilliant running commentary on BYG's latest antics. I wish that I could think of something witty, but all I have are 🤣🤣🤣 to every post.
You are killing it 👏👏

Poor Laorse will not have the slightest opportunity to learn the English language in her home environment . I predict her placement in an ESL class and growing up to become BYG². The kid has just discovered the mirror 👀
 
Emlou80 said:
Re the escort thing - she wishes. You can get away with being thick if you are young and pretty and are hired by someone who doesn’t expect conversation but for you to look good on their arm. There is also a lucrative market for being an older escort for the wealthy older man if you are intelligent, personable and don’t look like a brass at a business dinner. Sadly Loz is dumb, fugly and nearly 40. I’d get back to the drawing board for her next months rent payment
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She would be lucky to get a Dubia porta potti gig
 
Emlou80 said:
Re the escort thing - she wishes. You can get away with being thick if you are young and pretty and are hired by someone who doesn’t expect conversation but for you to look good on their arm. There is also a lucrative market for being an older escort for the wealthy older man if you are intelligent, personable and don’t look like a brass at a business dinner. Sadly Loz is dumb, fugly and nearly 40. I’d get back to the drawing board for her next months rent payment
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I worked for 10 years. I always say there's a market for everyone but with Loz I think I might take that back.
 
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