Lauren Goodger #71 Elastic added to her lingerie, gyrating as she makes prawn linguine 🦐

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It’s an interesting one as she won’t be paid by the DM for that story but she knows that it might get her traction with OK/New magazine to negotiate an interview. She has no shame.

I really hope that when the moment is right, Charlie drops an absolute bombshell of an interview.
Here's my penny's worth. I think BYG filmed the entire funeral, and had notions of releasing it in dribs and drabs for money.
Sent oddbod over the edge and he slapped her one.
Wouldn't put it past her, she'd monetize her shite if there was a paycheck in it, bleeping vile fat bleep...
 
When your daughter grows up and decides she wants nothing more to do with you loz, remember this day.

You can't magically 'vanish' everything from the Internet when you change your mind. You put it out there, you received money for it, you got what you wanted.
You couldn't just stick to being a prat in a too tight cheap frock could you?

(obviously la-exploited might grow up to be like her mother, but fingers crossed)

Here's my penny's worth. I think BYG filmed the entire funeral...

Pssssst
On a lighter note. New series of Cunk out soon (friend co writes it). Get yer glad rags ready. You're a Star, dahling, a Star!
 
i don’t know if it this has been mentioned but her picture of the flowers she ‘kept in her garden’. That picture is of baby Lorena’s casket, it was taken at the funeral in the chapel. I really think her wanting to sell the pictures was the reason for the bust up. She said it would be private with no media, but here we are. Is anyone really surprised? I know I’m not.
 
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Here's my penny's worth. I think BYG filmed the entire funeral, and had notions of releasing it in dribs and drabs for money.
Sent oddbod over the edge and he slapped her one.
Wouldn't put it past her, she'd monetize her shite if there was a paycheck in it, bleeping vile fat bleep...


I think you are spot on. She wanted to sell the whole thing and Charlie Boy 0.5 said no. Thats why it all kicked off. Now he is ignoring her and hasn't bitten when she has been posting in her underwear etc, she has posted all the photos from the funeral anyway just to piss him off. His silence speaks volumes. I really thoughts she couldn't scrape any lower how wrong I was.
 
wtf 🤣
 

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I know for a fact that Charlie sees Larose and that’s all I’m going to say here. The other side of this story will come out eventually but timing is not right.
I feel very sorry for Chas.5 because if he wants to be part of his daughter's life he is ALWAYS going to have the millstone that is Lozza hanging round his neck berating him for departing.

I suspect Chas is biding his time waiting for her to push the boundaries just that bit more then he'll let her have it both barrells - it does not forgive him clumping her one because thats a BIG NO NO whatever she did - but so far all we've heard is the Endless litany of Poor Me's from Lozza and not a word from Lorena's father. There is certainly more than Lozza's biased input within this sad story so we'll have to wait for Chas to finally have his fill with Lozza feeling sorry for herself and blaming him entirely
 
Here's my penny's worth. I think BYG filmed the entire funeral, and had notions of releasing it in dribs and drabs for money.
Sent oddbod over the edge and he slapped her one.
Wouldn't put it past her, she'd monetize her shite if there was a paycheck in it, bleeping vile fat bleep...
Sadly there is a market for that kind of sick thing - the Dubai Porta Potty. UGH
 
So todays rant seems to indicate he’s met someone else & she’s trying to portray this means he’s abandoned Larose. But didn’t someone see him on a day out with her a few days ago? Women like her are dangerous, keep kids from their dads because they feel rejected. I hope his mum is a strong women & can advise him how to get appropriate custody rights that benefit the baby. He’s a young lad he probably doesn’t know where to start with a grade A witch 10 years older than him & a mega narcissist! The only happy ending that little girl would have is for a court to award him full custody and for him to take her far away from her pathetic, neglectful, image obsessed mother & live a normal life away from paps ! I hope all her silly games come back & bite her in the arse in exactly this way!
 
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Good lord she doesn’t actually think he was in love with her? 🤯 Histrionic much. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Lauren you pulled the pregnancy card on the hapless bloke. Now you have to stay in your own lane while he builds a relationship with his daughter - without you. Larose has a dad, he’s not the greatest admittedly but let’s face it, she drew the short straw with both of you didn’t she.
 
I just urgh have no words. That poor baby. If she wanted to she could have done a classy post with a family picture egc at the time that Lorena died. I have friends who have had stillbirths or baby’s die on NICU and I understand the sharing of the 1 picture and on their birthday etc but catfish has done it weeks later. And I’m sure she hasn’t had permission from the father to do it which is just so so disrespectful to him and to the baby. She really is a vile human being. Then showing her arse on stories. She’s just sick in the head. She needs to get scrubbing that bathroom it’s absolutely filthy.

eta: she says she’s so so so sorry. I believe correctly that she fucked it up and didn’t get the help she should have. I honestly believe she’d have prevented the death of that poor baby had she got help sooner or at least paid attention to her movements.
 
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