Lauren Goodger #66

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hayleybaby said:
My children have different fathers . My marriage broke down shortly after I had my daughter. He cheated on someone 20 years younger than him 🤢. My son is with a new partner. I’ve had 3 misscarriages along the way too.

BYG has been very quiet on IG lately. Must be worn out form all the pap walks.
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Yeah she has. It’s quite good and I’m surprised. hopefully she’s doing what she needs to do and keeps it private.
 
Emmie81 said:
I have no idea how or why this popped up but anyone else think she sounds like our BYG and resembles a younger version

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Seems to be the “Look” nowadays. Long hair, usually half up half down, massive eyebrows, huge butt hole lips, chiselled cheek bones and chin, and perma tan. Gym attire a must, if only popping to the local Tesco and back. New lazy language or not using your tongue to speak whilst putting on a half babyish high pitched voice.

And always.

Always.

Face duck the life out of yourselves for the gram.
 
Emmie81 said:
I have no idea how or why this popped up but anyone else think she sounds like our BYG and resembles a younger version

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Actually think she’s really pretty. Lauren was never that attractive. If you look at her in the first towie episodes with her natural nose and thin lips. She still looked better then than now tho. The girl defo sounds like her tho , such a shame young women are going down this route. God help them when they hit their 30s. They will all remember lozza/roddy alves/Chloe ferry/kp they all look the same . I would rather be natural these days as it stands out more than the fake look. I know this girl is obv following that but you can see she’s a pretty les but she will destroy herself like the rest
 
Donz135 said:
Same as me, ivf and iui fails in my 20s and early 30s, got pregnant naturally at 38, will have my daughter at 39 currently 38 weeks pregnant. I did concieve with a diifferent partner tho as the pressure to have children caused my first marriage to end.
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Congratulations! 💜

HeyBabes said:
Asides from bringing lots of children into this world, you have to wonder what various STDs float around this lot 🤢
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And how many of them are actually wanted?! 💜
 
Emmie81 said:
I have no idea how or why this popped up but anyone else think she sounds like our BYG and resembles a younger version

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'scuse me pet.
Your lower jaw moves in one direction whilst your mouth goes in another, your eyes are almost pinched shut then WIDE open and dazzling white with twinkling orbs instead of eyeballs, and your nose is 3mm wide.
And whatever witchcraft is going on with your cartoon hair defies physics.

And it must have really hurt when you put your chin in a pencil sharpener.

Ps you sound 3 years old, but that's an insult to 3 year olds, for which I apologise. I turned the sound off after 2 seconds.
Does your gran know you're filming in her caravan? Was there a mix up with filming for the 'gram / gran?

Daft cow. Not the gran.
 
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Lurker but popping on to say that are a privileged country re healthcare and have forgotten that pregnancy and birth are the most dangerous thing a woman can ever do; it wasn’t too long ago that it was the leading cause of death for both women and the babies.
We are so privileged that we are now rejecting that medical assistance in favour of bollocky fuckery woo, and unfortunately we will see a spike in this sort of thing.* and it is *always* the babies that die

When I had my first, my Great Grand, who had 1 child, said her mother, who’d had 14, merely told her “not a single pregnancy or birth of mine had


*PS I know care can be tit, I had PTSD after my third as their negligence almost led to both of us dying (post birth sepsis that they did not spot the very obvious symptoms of).
 
Crowbag said:
'scuse me pet.
Your lower jaw moves in one direction whilst your mouth goes in another, your eyes are almost pinched shut then WIDE open and dazzling white with twinkling orbs instead of eyeballs, and your nose is 3mm wide.
And whatever witchcraft is going on with your cartoon hair defies physics.

And it must have really hurt when you put your chin in a pencil sharpener.

Ps you sound 3 years old, but that's an insult to 3 year olds, for which I apologise. I turned the sound off after 2 seconds.
Does your gran know you're filming in her caravan? Was there a mix up with filming for the 'gram / gran?

Daft cow. Not the gran.
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Are you a Geordie....🤔💜

Sunnydaze101 said:
Yeah she has. It’s quite good and I’m surprised. hopefully she’s doing what she needs to do and keeps it private.
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Nah she's just preparing herself for the funeral & subsequent mag deals 💜

Sunnydaze101 said:
Yeah she has. It’s quite good and I’m surprised. hopefully she’s doing what she needs to do and keeps it private.
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Nah she's just preparing herself for the funeral & subsequent mag deals 💜
 
Xxcxcc said:
Another thing in the article. Lauren's water had broke two days ago and she started to get contractions when she was breastfeeding larose. So her waters had broke and she was still breastfeeding, again I have no medical info but should she be breastfeeding when her waters broke, I may be wrong, I don't have a clue also didn't know larose was still breastfeeding as she says she is on bottles sometimes. Somethings off with it all. It is horrible to read but none of it coincides with what she said. All this textbook tit. Why does she go on about it so much, like she wants to be seen as perfect, that may be why she added that she was breastfeeding larose, I just don't know anymore and am not really gonna wonder anymore, I have read the article, feel for her still for losing a baby, no matter how it happened but still think she is a full blown lying narcissist
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Nipple stimulation can cause start of labour as it releases oxytocin
I've not read anywhere she had antibiotics. If membranes rupture and no labour starts antibiotics are usually started as a preventative measure

swimming said:
Don’t know if someone’s already said it, but there’s a comment on the daily Mail I saw someone mentioning that if she was rushed into hospital after the midwife couldn’t find a heartbeat, why was she then allowed to carry on with a vaginal birth - over 2 hours!?

Why was she not rushed in for a c section?
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If they have confirmed baby has died - medically they prefer women to deliver naturally as traumatic as that is. Physical recovery is quicker.
 
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hayleybaby said:
She’s also claiming that she’s still breast feeding Larose. She said that’s what brought on her contractions. You cannot have any fillers done whilst breast feeding. I wanted a little work done a couple of months ago but I was refused because I was still feeding. She’s either doing it herself or going to a shoddy business that doesn’t care . Either that or she’s lying about still feeding Larose. I know a lot of scrunchies have doubted she ever fed her in the first place.




The drapes on that dress make it look like she’s got ginormous camel toe. It’s really not a good look 🤣
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Hiya everyone, I don't think I've posted on this thread before, kept busy over on the car crash / Abuser that is Alice Evans (soon not to be Gruff at the end of her name). But I have kept my eye on Lauren - all the way back to the early TOWIE days. I did kinda feel sorry for her THEN - with Mark, but the pity didn't last long, she was her own worst enemy - even then & a complete pain in the arse.

After hearing they'd lost their baby I did feel pity for them, but I knew she'd end up selling the story multiple times etc etc. I just feel so sorry for their 1 year old, she seems a really lazy mum. In years to come - poor Larose reading it was her being breastfed that brought on the contractions (even though that is no doubt a lie). All those contradictions regarding the lead up / birth are ridiculous. It's like she's trying to keep herself right by covering all bases.
 
Crowbag said:
'scuse me pet.
Your lower jaw moves in one direction whilst your mouth goes in another, your eyes are almost pinched shut then WIDE open and dazzling white with twinkling orbs instead of eyeballs, and your nose is 3mm wide.
And whatever witchcraft is going on with your cartoon hair defies physics.

And it must have really hurt when you put your chin in a pencil sharpener.

Ps you sound 3 years old, but that's an insult to 3 year olds, for which I apologise. I turned the sound off after 2 seconds.
Does your gran know you're filming in her caravan? Was there a mix up with filming for the 'gram / gran?

Daft cow. Not the gran.
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There’s going to be some seriously weird looking old people wandering around in 50 years time, when the fillers and Botox and turkey teef have all worn off. And no doubt massive queues for therapy offices when these folk can’t understand why they don’t look like that in other people’s photos
 
Crowbag said:
'scuse me pet.
Your lower jaw moves in one direction whilst your mouth goes in another, your eyes are almost pinched shut then WIDE open and dazzling white with twinkling orbs instead of eyeballs, and your nose is 3mm wide.
And whatever witchcraft is going on with your cartoon hair defies physics.

And it must have really hurt when you put your chin in a pencil sharpener.

Ps you sound 3 years old, but that's an insult to 3 year olds, for which I apologise. I turned the sound off after 2 seconds.
Does your gran know you're filming in her caravan? Was there a mix up with filming for the 'gram / gran?

Daft cow. Not the gran.
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Ah hav no wordzz. Well STFU then.
 
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