Lauren Goodger #66

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The only bad taste is directly from loz.
I'm sure someone else also picked up on the fanny flange flaps stubble pics being released the day the baby died.

Stay classy loz.
What an inspiration.

twas moi. And I remain shocked at it tbh…. Seriously there’s some dodgy combos going on between the lozoraptor and moleman. Was she in the ambulance signing off on the release of her Velcro Minge pics??? Like, I need details because it’s all too unreal
 
No fan of hers and original here but that's low. She still looks 🤰 but without the baby must kill her looking/feeling like that.
I don’t think it “kills” her one iota, she’s moved on already. I called her an obese bleep and asked pom to do a wide load PS shot and my thinking was not at the belly, which yes does resemble part post pregnancy, my thoughts were still aimed at her arse and legs - they ain’t pregnant - she’s huge everywhere and she’s repulsive
 
twas moi. And I remain shocked at it tbh…. Seriously there’s some dodgy combos going on between the lozoraptor and moleman. Was she in the ambulance signing off on the release of her Velcro Minge pics??? Like, I need details because it’s all too unreal
I think realistically he sent the pics and 'story' in previously and the Fail would have decided to share it when they had a slow 'sidebar of shame' day.
 
No fan of hers and original here but that's low. She still looks 🤰 but without the baby must kill her looking/feeling like that.

Im sorry, where did I say it had anything to be with the pregnancy? She was the size of a house end anyway. If you don’t want to hear it, move along.

If it “killed her” she wouldn’t be doing posed, glam pap shots.

And for the record - it was her calves I was primarily horrified at and oddly enough, babies ain’t stored there. Junk food is though 🙄
 
She’s also claiming that she’s still breast feeding Larose. She said that’s what brought on her contractions. You cannot have any fillers done whilst breast feeding. I wanted a little work done a couple of months ago but I was refused because I was still feeding. She’s either doing it herself or going to a shoddy business that doesn’t care . Either that or she’s lying about still feeding Larose. I know a lot of scrunchies have doubted she ever fed her in the first place.




The drapes on that dress make it look like she’s got ginormous camel toe. It’s really not a good look 🤣
Absolutely about the breast feeding bollocks! Aside from having procedures against the advice, as so many of us have noticed, it’s obvious she hasn’t bonded with that child. La Chunk poor thing, only lights up around Chaz.5. I may not be a parenting expert but from my experience I Know that breast feeding bonds you, if nothing else the baby looks to you for the comfort of nourishment, feeling close, knowing your smell, feeling lost when you’re gone if she’s hungry etc.

I don’t believe for a minute she’s ever breastfed her. You can still bond in other ways of course but I just don’t see it with those two.
 
The breastfeeding line is just another made up story by this narc crank. She used it to get photos of her with her tit out to get interest from her sick OF followers! All those pics she posted when Larose was a newborn of her “breastfeeding” while getting her hair done, the baby was nowhere near the nipple, she was fast asleep with her fat tits flopped on top of her head. This woman is a sick crank. Nothing she does is maternal or for her baby, she’s probably never given the poor thing a bottle going by the lack of bond they have! Please god don’t let her get pregnant again, I hope chaz has left her & no other fool goes near her while she’s of childbearing age!
 
15 days between the poor baby passing away and Loz primed and ready for a paid pap walk. I presume there were always plans for a pap walk, likewise selling the birthday party to New Mag (if they could throw her a few quid) but surely if you were asking for privacy at this difficult time you’d stand them down?

Unless they are really living so hand to mouth that she’d be evicted onto the street at the end of the month for non-payment of rent - which wouldn’t happen anyway - I can’t comprehend why you would do this unless you wanted attention, publicity and to make as much money out of this awful situation as possible.

Perhaps in BYG’s world these are things that help to make the loss more bearable, that she deserves them from going through an awful event?

I could get my head round the paper and mag articles - there would be interest and speculation, she could control the narrative and get her story out to fill the void. She could also have raised awareness (didn’t happen because her story was so muddled, inconsistent and in parts untrue - the statement about there having been no labour complications) and donated her fee to a charity that she felt supported her (didn’t happen as far as we know).

The accompanying photos seemed in poor taste, but I’m not sure what photos would not have been because they’d all be somewhat bleak and intrusive.

These set up pap pictures are another thing altogether - hair done, make up done, lips newly filled(?), photoshopped face - and feel very wrong to me. No need for this at all.

I’ve got a feeling we’re going to see history repeat itself at the funeral. A quick phone call from Moleman and the paps will conveniently catch her ‘unaware’ outside/walking/dabbing at tears/pouting
 
Still in mourning then you two? (One day getting your beef curtains out then dabbing the eyes with the toilet roll in all the publications Lozza)

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The breastfeeding line is just another made up story by this narc crank. She used it to get photos of her with her tit out to get interest from her sick OF followers! All those pics she posted when Larose was a newborn of her “breastfeeding” while getting her hair done, the baby was nowhere near the nipple, she was fast asleep with her fat tits flopped on top of her head. This woman is a sick crank. Nothing she does is maternal or for her baby, she’s probably never given the poor thing a bottle going by the lack of bond they have! Please god don’t let her get pregnant again, I hope chaz has left her & no other fool goes near her while she’s of childbearing age!
She's over 35 now, so the fertility will be downhill from here on in.
 
Scrunchies Assemble.

It's page 44 and about time to start thinking about thread titles. Last thread saw a desire to move away from just the #number but 🙄

To avoid a repeat of the most recent 'title' it might be wise to ensure your suggestions are in bold so they stand out.
Also include the heading 'title suggestion Lauren Goodger #67' or similar.

Newer scrunchies get stuck in, there's NO heirarchy or clique. Enjoy!

Also, whoever starts the next thread - click 'show ignored' when going through the suggestions maybe? Personal dislikes are irrelevant in regard to titles. It's about fairness to all.

I've tried not to sound bossy or policing/modding, it's a bit tricky when also trying to make the process clear! Mods, please reword if needed, thanks.

(obviously if nobody suggests a title then fair enough, # it is)

Onwards buttercup, there's fuckery to spread.
 
She was talking about her calves because that's the first thing you notice obviously 🤣

It's completely irrelevant which is the first thing you notice, if you want specifics I actually looked at her general width side to side first = house end. But it's the size of her calves which is truly shocking. However if you want to get down to the nitty gritty, yeah she has a big stomach and quite bleeping obviously it's going to bigger than usual because she was recently pregnant. However (key point here), she was massive beforehand so lets not pretend she's the size she is because of that.

She was morbidly obese before and she's morbidly obese now. That doesn't become less true just because she's been through something tragic. It's horrific to be that size with no medical reason, I know people don't like to accept that, but it's the truth. Pointing out so doesn't mean she should hate herself, I actually think she's got a very beautiful face (without the filler). She isn't doing service to herself treating her body this way.
 
Scrunchies Assemble.

It's page 44 and about time to start thinking about thread titles. Last thread saw a desire to move away from just the #number but 🙄

To avoid a repeat of the most recent 'title' it might be wise to ensure your suggestions are in bold so they stand out.
Also include the heading 'title suggestion Lauren Goodger #67' or similar.

Newer scrunchies get stuck in, there's NO heirarchy or clique. Enjoy!

Also, whoever starts the next thread - click 'show ignored' when going through the suggestions maybe? Personal dislikes are irrelevant in regard to titles. It's about fairness to all.

I've tried not to sound bossy or policing/modding, it's a bit tricky when also trying to make the process clear! Mods, please reword if needed, thanks.

(obviously if nobody suggests a title then fair enough, # it is)

Onwards buttercup, there's fuckery to spread.

Well said Crowbag. I’m sure we can come up with titles that are sensitive to the situation.
 
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