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mariiii said:
The size of her 🥺

Not to mention unclothed in the sun, not in a proper high chair ☹
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Filtered and photoshopped to hell and back.

Maybe photoshop a top on her laureen?
No matter how often she does it I still cannot begin to understand the mentality behind filtering your child.

NotAgain? said:
I'd give my right arm for a trip to Boyes now! The fabric and haberdashery is unparalleled ❤

We took my son to the pool on his first birthday- we had a lovely leisure pool in our old neighbourhood with a babypool with little slides and fish sculptures that spit water. Then we had sushi delivered at home and he loved the cucumber and pickle rolls! No stress and no tears.
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My partner remembers going delving into Boyes' remnants boxes with me, (NOT a euphemism!) and that's from 1982!
And on sale day, old ladies would get their pointy elbows out, form a line and grab all the wool.

I was gutted when I realised there isn't a branch here.

Lozza, try Boyes.
You could buy enough balloons to fill the arsefetics shed and the drive for 37p.
 
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I wasn't a big contribution on these threads,but stopped reading them not too long after her 2nd pregnancy announcement.

Just find the woman toxic and both of them tit parents. The fact that she was doing it all again (when she's not been doing that great the first time) just made me roll my eyes and my hormonal ass (I'm pregnant) decided to check out on this train wreck.

My daughter was born exactly 2 months before Larose and I'm now 29 weeks pregnant with baby no.3 (a boy). Baby no.1 was a miscarriage at 7 weeks, but I still acknowledge them as baby no 1, even though people try to correct me on that.
Baby no.2 is 15 months old, already sprinting and knows mommy is too fat and wobbly to keep up now 😂. My kid is quite close in age to Larose and seeing her be so different to my child and the many, many babies I've encountered at baby clubs and stay and plays, broke my heart. But then I don't know if there are other factors at play, other than them just being tit parents.

That said, when I saw they lost their newborn daughter, my heart bled for them. Like noone deserves that pain and suffering. No baby deserves to get to the end and never experience the world (especially knowing how curious and excited my daughter finds the very mundane world- it's really quite beautiful). It is a very sad reality for a lot of people. Its not fair and I feel for all those who have lost a child, at any stage in life- it's bloody devastating. Even my 81 year old gran mourned for years after my 51 year old dad died, so I can't imagine the pain of losing a child much much younger.

What I will say is I thought they would handle this trauma with more grace and tact then they have, but then who am I to police on how to grieve? Just seems a bit dodge though, all this parading around after a horrific loss (and going on OF- there is no excuse on that one).
I expected more from them, but anticipated nothing less of them at the same time. They're not intelligent creatures though. They lack social awareness, empathy, humility, emotional intelligence, because they are dim as duck, rather than because they're heartless. Shame for them really, being that stupid, and unfortunately their daughter will most likely be brought up the same.
 
Okay. I haven't read everything so am probably echoing what a lot have already said but come the duck on!!

How utterly bizarre. I'm bewildered. Such an extravagant (and seemly more suited for a little girls 5th birthday) party.

Little Lacoste was probably completely overwhelmed with all the people in a seemly small space all thrusting their phone in her face. I'm glad there is a photo of her asleep. These things are tough for kids.

BYG has gone all out. Pretend she's 'fine' with the hair, make up, pouts.

Lozzy, you do know it's ok to NOT be ok FFS.

When I separated from my then husband, I had a family party to attend about a month later. I looked and felt like tit. Didn't want to be there, I was only in about 2 photos and was still puffy from crying so much. People came up to me with their kind words etc and I think I cried a few times.

I have children. I couldn't even imagine hosting a party and saving face. All those selfies and videos. No thanks but that's just me.
 
Eureka said:
I must be a tit mother because we literally did nothing for my son's first birthday. I'm sure we had a small cake from Tesco or something but we didn't even take photos :oops:
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WHAT!!

You didn't have fully colour coordinated decorations and cake, all made by a stranger with zero personal interest?
No adult's food, made by a stranger?
Didn't you have an anagram of your son's name in giant balloons?
YOU DIDN'T HAVE GUINEAPIGS TO SIT ON?

Well I hope you at least sent a stranger to get the cake.

How very dare you be a normal parent?!
 
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