Lauren Goodger #65

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This is all a bit badly timed 😳. You wonder if BYG feels like there they’re rubbing salt in the wounds
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It's all so , er, classy.
I like the weird twirly bits in particular .

It's like a chavvy sex party held in a really cheap nail bar where you are blindfolded and grab a letter tied on a trip hazard, a variation of keys in a bowl.

If you get a vowel you get a free spin of the Wheel of Misfortune.
A consonant gets you a French Fancy.
And not necessarily a Mr Kipling one.....
 
I doubt BYG even crossed her mind…. I don’t think she’s very relevant to them. They are not in the same friendship group.
Agreed. They didn’t get along when they filmed, they didn’t start a friendship after. I’m not sure why when there’s nothing but very old history, they should tiptoe around the fact that 3 of them do have new babies at home.
 
3..2..1… aaand we are back on the beg for copious balloons

Oh my fricken God… COVID & vaccines again!!!! – NO medical journal reported an increase or decrease in stillbirths or miscarriages relating to being vaccinated or unvaccinated. I was pregnant during the first lockdown (planned pregnancy, and came before the first lockdown was initiated or COVID was even really a thing ;)) I was not vaccinated aside from the whooping cough(?) and I gave birth to a perfectly healthy, hairy little girl. Plenty of other unvaccinated (& vaccinated) women have given birth to healthy children.

No quite true, covid in pregnancy increases the risk of adverse events and poor perinatal outcome ( BMJ May 22)
 
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People need to remember, that she and ` nana CRACK ` were taking selfies pulling silly faces, trying to look sexy at her grans funeral, posted over social media, and the press were also there 🤷‍♀️ .... so NOTHING surprises me with her ... begging balloons, hoping that the company will offer to do the whole thing for free, is not against lozzzas ` non existent ` moral compass ... blagging free stuff and playing on peoples emotions and decency, is not beyond her, or her ilk!! ... some people see the opportunity in anything, to get what they want ... no matter the situation ... there is NO SHAME in their game

There's just something so slappable about Granny Crack. I think we can see where a good amount of Lauren's issues have come from. She's immature, inappropriate and addicted. No wonder Lauren struggles in those areas too, bless her, and seems unable to weed out useless/ using people like Charles.

I think she spent so much of her childhood constructing fantasies about her situation to protect herself (normal for neglected children) that she now has no boundaries and no means to identify problems or danger. If that makes sense....

Almost like the IG filtering we see is the outward expression of the filtering that’s going on in her brain that enables her to exist in her world. Because, for sure, anyone healthy would have gone "duck this, this is exhausting and pointless" and got straightened out a long time ago.

(I've had loads of therapy- can you tell? :LOL: 😆 and this is just my rambling opinion, no scientific basis)

I beg that she arranges it “Laorse”

Why the duck has put her kids name in inverted commas

Lol, that sounds like a threat :oops: Or that she's just discovered Larose's real identity and she's passive-aggressively letting her know that she's been rumbled 😆

Sinister 💀
 
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Lol, that sounds like a threat :oops: Or that she's just discovered Larose's real identity and she's passive-aggressively letting her know that she's been rumbled 😆

Sinister 💀

This has ended me 🤣🤣🤣 Happy Birthday “Larose” 😂😂😂


Oh I have been the same 😱.....which category has it gone in please?? Xx

It’s in Quieter Threads now
 
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I can't imagine what it must be like to have to plan a funeral and a 1st birthday at the same time. Let's not forget, it's still very early and this should be a joyful time for them.

the balloons are not to my taste, but I've seen other (non famous) mums in east London and Essex do the same, and it's all to out do eachother for social media.
 
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