Lauren Goodger #63 The longest pregnancy in history, whilst Oddbod’s sexuality remains a mystery!

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Talking of running away - there still seems to be some drama with Chaz and speculation as to whether he’s done a runner 🏃 because of him and Big Loz posting passive aggressive inspirational quotes and doing the hokey cokey with couple photos on Instagram.

There has also been a lot of speculation that Lasecondcoming has actually arrived because of confusion around her dates of conception, and the fact she’s rivalling an elephant for her gestational period. It was pointed out that horses carry for 11-12 months so that may clear it up - may the stable annexe will soon be filled with hay and carrots for the delivery horse

Sad news yesterday that her ex-boyfriend passed away in a car accident which has seen her featuring in headlines. At the very end of the last thread some photos were shared in the Daily Mail of Big Loz apparently taken yesterday in the wild which are quite extraordinary.

Backgrid has not claimed ownership (there doesn’t appear to be a copyright on them) so these are likely to be non-approved photos which if the timing is to believed show she is still very much pregnant and keeping hydrated with a chocolate milkshake.

Please do add other recaps as I’m sure I’ve missed things, just conscious the other thread was moving like the clappers after the photos were released!
 
I used to be a stylist when I was younger, and I almost, almost feel sorry for her. She really has the worse fashion taste. She's up there with Skanky and Chazza Cole. No flair, style or class at all. You can still look fashionable and trendy while being comfortable, even when you're heavily pregnant with a foal baby. I'm thinking soft, floaty fabrics, cute denim jackets, white pumps or flats, midi skirts or more structured soft knit dresses. I don't know man. I feel bad laughing at an obviously uncomfortable woman, but she really is the worst-dressed pregnant woman I've ever seen!

BYG… we know you read here. Let me help you. You can pay me in sweet corn.
 

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minamoon said:
I used to be a stylist when I was younger, and I almost, almost feel sorry for her. She really has the worse fashion taste. She's up there with Skanky and Chazza Cole. No flair, style or class at all. You can still look fashionable and trendy while being comfortable, even when you're heavily pregnant with a foal baby. I'm thinking soft, floaty fabrics, cute denim jackets, white pumps or flats, midi skirts or more structured soft knit dresses. I don't know man. I feel bad laughing at an obviously uncomfortable woman, but she really is the worst-dressed pregnant woman I've ever seen!
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Exactly! She can absolutely wear what she wants but given her size and shape it really doesn't flatter her at all.
 
minamoon said:
I used to be a stylist when I was younger, and I almost, almost feel sorry for her. She really has the worse fashion taste. She's up there with Skanky and Chazza Cole. No flair, style or class at all. You can still look fashionable and trendy while being comfortable, even when you're heavily pregnant with a foal baby. I'm thinking soft, floaty fabrics, cute denim jackets, white pumps or flats, midi skirts or more structured soft knit dresses. I don't know man. I feel bad laughing at an obviously uncomfortable woman, but she really is the worst-dressed pregnant woman I've ever seen!
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‘Foal’ 🤣
 
minamoon said:
I used to be a stylist when I was younger, and I almost, almost feel sorry for her. She really has the worse fashion taste. She's up there with Skanky and Chazza Cole. No flair, style or class at all. You can still look fashionable and trendy while being comfortable, even when you're heavily pregnant with a foal baby. I'm thinking soft, floaty fabrics, cute denim jackets, white pumps or flats, midi skirts or more structured soft knit dresses. I don't know man. I feel bad laughing at an obviously uncomfortable woman, but she really is the worst-dressed pregnant woman I've ever seen!

BYG… we know you read here. Let me help you. You can pay me in sweet corn.
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She tried soft and floaty last year. That didn’t work for her either 🫢. Blame the wind rats .
 
There is a lot I dislike about Lauren I do feel a bit bad for he at the moment. I had a horrible second pregnancy and was so poorly while looking after a one year old, I spent the whole pregnancy throwing up but still got huge and swollen, I thought i was going to have a massive baby but nope he wasn’t. Weirdly my other pregnancies were fine, just that one didn’t agree with me at all.

She must look back at the old photos of herself and feel utterly crap right now. I hope when baby arrives and she’s recovered from birth she tries to get herself healthy in a sensible way,
 
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