Lauren Goodger #5 Only seen after dark, probably in a random car park.

[Chi4]

If she stopped cramming her face with filler or whatever, had her implants removed, toned down the enormous eyebrows and orange tan and worse clothes that fitted she'd look nice. She puts so much time, money and effort into her appearance and it just isn't a good result. She's obviously happy with it though cos she keeps doing it so I should mind my own business really but it does make me sad.

She shows classic signs of narcissism, I wouldn’t say body dysmorphia as you wouldn’t be posting all those pics and posing if you had that. She actually believes all this looks good what she is doing to herself .

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

And what the hell is that brown stuff she seems to pour over any kind of ‘goodness’?

 

[Chi4]

And what the hell is that brown stuff she seems to pour over any kind of ‘goodness’?

I reckon some kind of balsamic vinegar thing lol
I bought one indoors and never used it . A squeezable version !

 

[Mikesqueen]

WTF!!!! people are going in on her in the comments so hurry along before she deletes them all

Reminds me of a builder’s crack...

 

[roseturntupnose]

does anyone remember when she was doing "sexy dance lessons" in a dance studio? the videos! remembered it yesterday haha. maybe she'll get hér moves back out for her of

 

[wrongturn]

They’re ffs

 

[Clickbait]

If she stopped cramming her face with filler or whatever, had her implants removed

This is the problem though - if you over-inflate something when you try and remove the filling you’ll be left with a saggy mess. The breasts were too big for her frame (at the time). The arse implants/fat injections are ludicrous (she looks like she’s wearing a filled nappy). Her face has been over-filled which is why it’s such a weird texture now when you see the non-photoshopped pics. Her lips are too filled. Her body will look like a burst balloon if this stuff starts coming out. This is the thing that young girls don’t consider when they start so young and get more extreme with the surgeries.

 

[wrongturn]

Their ffs

 

[Clickbait]

So his family are feeders too

 

[lamaitresse]

Their ffs

And "caldenders"

 

[265]

This JUST IN,

And a couple from Friday.

 

[lalalanded]

And "caldenders"

Advert caldenders - I'm crying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

That arse shot looks like she's straining not to follow through. Stupid, thick twit. & who calls their partner's parent 'Mummy'. FFS.

 

[Linda La Hughes]

That arse shot looks like she's straining not to follow through. Stupid, thick twit. & who calls their partner's parent 'Mummy'. FFS.

A lady i follow on instagram does Makes me wanna vom everytime i see it

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

#treatmeliketheremyown tsk too short

 

[Chi4]

They haven’t done the sheesh takeaway yet ?

 

[Littlemissnaughty]

Early I know but can I suggest the next thread title: Lauren Goodger: “Tits, filters and nom nom nom, makes us want to vom vom vom”

 

[265]

Early I know but can I suggest the next thread title: Lauren Goodger: “Tits, filters and nom nom nom, makes us want to vom vom vom”

At the rate this thread is going, remind me of this next January, I well make a note in my "caldender"

 

[Sunnydaze101]

They haven’t done the sheesh takeaway yet ?

She got kicked out of Sheesh. Not sure if she’s allowed back. Didn’t she try and get there before Mark was arriving with Michelle and she plonked her butt down on table with randoms.

 

[JakeM]

Their ffs

What is an “advert caldender”?