Lauren Goodger #5 Only seen after dark, probably in a random car park.

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Pot2PeeIn said:
Quick! Somebody help! She’s fallen over in her underwear writhing around, she obviously can’t get up, like an upside down turtle. Swipe up to donate to WWF
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She obviously thought putting the swipe on meant she didn't have to edit it. It's the way way the sleeves of the red "lingerie?" actually cut into her arms because it's so small which I find most alarming.

Imagine carrying on like that in your normal life ! The best bit is she thinks she's a pure ride !
 
I'm sorry but I have no sympathy for her whatsoever. We all have low self esteem (to an extent) and issues with past relationships, body issues etc, but most people have enough about them to actually get up off their arses, have a job and a life and get therapy, whatever. She is lazy, it's as simple as that. It's far easier for her to spend every waking hour on the gram posting silly pictures and imagining that she's Sophia Loren crossed with Angelina. It's not her fault that she's thick but it is her fault that she is influencing a whole generation of young girls into thinking that education doesn't matter and that all you need to do is butcher your face and body and get your flaps out for a few quid.

She needs to wake up and realise that she's:

Tragic. Her pictures show someone in the deepest throes of narcissism. Hooking up with 15 year old gays isn't helping her cause either.
Fat. We can't gloss over that. I'm fat too but I know I am and I try and be as healthy as I can and I don't filter my pics to within an inch of their life.
Talentless.
Unlikeable.
Laughable.
Moronic.
Pitiful.

Come off social media Lauren, get a normal job and a normal bloke and maybe, just maybe, you will find happiness. If not, within a year you'll be doing hardcore films.
 
Pot2PeeIn said:
Quick! Somebody help! She’s fallen over in her underwear writhing around, she obviously can’t get up, like an upside down turtle. Swipe up to donate to WWF
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This really isn’t very sexy 🙈. She is getting worse being with that clown !

Katie8ee said:
She obviously thought putting the swipe on meant she didn't have to edit it. It's the way way the sleeves of the red "lingerie?" actually cut into her arms because it's so small which I find most alarming.

Imagine carrying on like that in your normal life ! The best bit is she thinks she's a pure ride !
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She looks like a giant sausage writheing around on the floor. In her head she looks like Kim k and carmen Electra !

Phil Anne Throw Pee said:
I'm sorry but I have no sympathy for her whatsoever. We all have low self esteem (to an extent) and issues with past relationships, body issues etc, but most people have enough about them to actually get up off their arses, have a job and a life and get therapy, whatever. She is lazy, it's as simple as that. It's far easier for her to spend every waking hour on the gram posting silly pictures and imagining that she's Sophia Loren crossed with Angelina. It's not her fault that she's thick but it is her fault that she is influencing a whole generation of young girls into thinking that education doesn't matter and that all you need to do is butcher your face and body and get your flaps out for a few quid.

She needs to wake up and realise that she's:

Tragic. Her pictures show someone in the deepest throes of narcissism. Hooking up with 15 year old gays isn't helping her cause either.
Fat. We can't gloss over that. I'm fat too but I know I am and I try and be as healthy as I can and I don't filter my pics to within an inch of their life.
Talentless.
Unlikeable.
Laughable.
Moronic.
Pitiful.

Come off social media Lauren, get a normal job and a normal bloke and maybe, just maybe, you will find happiness. If not, within a year you'll be doing hardcore films.
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Agree with this , she is on a bad path ! What is she doing in the latest sh#t show ?!
 
Clickbait said:
Do you think if she was offered everything she professes she wants - true love, marriage, kids etc. but she had to give up the ‘celebrity’ life and no longer be ‘famous’, she’d take it? Something tells me no...
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The celebrity lifestyle is addictive and she is addicted, she will not want to give that up.
 
The curtains 😂
 

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Incognito_burrito said:
Can’t believe how much she has changed since Towie. I don’t follow her but saw her on celebs go dating when she was on that. Always thought she was a nasty piece of work but she’s done herself no favours with her ‘enhancements’ She won’t stop trying to perfect herself and in a few years she’ll end up like the woman in the States who’s addicted to plastic surgery.
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That’s so funny I used that woman as a mirror image for Miss Katy Pwiccey

Pot2PeeIn said:
Quick! Somebody help! She’s fallen over in her underwear writhing around, she obviously can’t get up, like an upside down turtle. Swipe up to donate to WWF
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That’s bloody funny!!
 
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Katie8ee said:
So tonight's dinner is (yes I counted) 16 chicken goujon type things and about 14 chunks of what may be halloumi? Charlie has boasted that it's a simple dish to make but one of his specialities or some tit. It's hard cooking breaded chicken in an oven.

Edited to add Lozza "prepared " the salad which seemed to be smeared with BBQ sauce
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We know the salad goes straight to the bin!
 
Miss_Becs said:
Glad it's not just me! She's wasn't ugly, but certainly not pretty, either - typically average and she looked like every other woman who wanted that essex look. Now she really does look piggy with her tiny eyes and puffed up face and lips, it's horrible! 🤢 She's deformed herself and if she stopped with all the treatments tomorrow, god help her as I think the damage is done....
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She was just a normal looking girl before she turned into the bride of Frankenstein. The other girls on TOWIE were much prettier and Mark could always (and did) do better and I think that's the root of her problems.
 
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