Lauren Goodger #17 MILF, WILF or just plain filth, get outta that bed Lozza!

[Chi4]

Wow. And I think you even said they don’t even reach a few hundred these days.

Bargain Bucket job in Poundland with the big 50p sticker !

I leave this here before catching up later tonight xx

The Chaz Super Mop...can also be used to clean sinks xx.

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That’s made me laugh

It’s f#cking Andy Pandy , wtf is that outfit all about and she’s had more hilights put in gradually more and more are going in further back . Bet she claims her hormones are doing it lol. Seriously if you stood next to a candle in that outfit you would be highly flammable !

 

[Blowup80]

Stuff rhyming thread titles let's just give it to @Facehugger
Thread title
#velozzaraptor

 

[Facehugger]

Pom!!!!!! We neeeed a Velozzaraptor picture please!!!

Haha, brilliant! I can see this descending into chaos again, we'll have @Katie8ee getting her raptor out, beards and allsorts before the night is out

 

[mb1202]

This one is from “ mirror”. Didn’t know Lozza is turning into an owl with the 360 degree revolving head vision ( twit twoo, twit twoo)

Total second hand embarrassment seeing these pics. She thinks she looks so caught off guard and natural. You aren’t sultry, sexy, intriguing or any of these words Lauren. You’re a plastic nobody as always

 

[Bee kind]

This one is from “ mirror”. Didn’t know Lozza is turning into an owl with the 360 degree revolving head vision ( twit twoo, twit twoo)

Reminds me of Meryl Streep in ‘Death becomes her’ “My Ass! I can see my ass!”

Edited: ‘Pregnancy Becomes Her’ starring Lozza G out in cinemas this JulTember

 

[Facehugger]

Stuff rhyming thread titles let's just give it to @Facehugger
Thread title
#velozzaraptor

Noooo, captain Birdseye will kill me!

 

[Blowup80]

Total second hand embarrassment seeing these pics. She thinks she looks so caught off guard and natural. You aren’t sultry, sexy, intriguing or any of these words Lauren. You’re a plastic nobody as always

But it's AGONY being sexy remember

 

[mb1202]

But it's AGONY being sexy remember

We couldn’t even imagine what it’s like to be as sexy and ‘yung’ as her. She’s the first ever reality tv star and she owned TOWIE with her beauty, class, and personality.

 

[Pinkpen 84]

Reminds me of Meryl Streep in ‘Death becomes her’ “My Ass! I can see my ass!”

Uncanny that

 

[265]

Noooo, captain Birdseye will kill me!

That's Captain Birdseye if you don't mind.

 

[Facehugger]

That's Captain Birdseye if you don't mind.

Hahaha, hope you've got your nightie on.

 

[JakeM]

Is it just me or is her bump getting smaller?

 

[265]

Is it just me or is her bump getting smaller?

Her arse is getting bigger!

 

[Moomin_mama]

These pictures are hilarious. The head doesn’t go with the body at all - no one has a body that chubby and a chiselled jaw. Her head looks way too small for her body. And the body is even photoshopped and still looks terrible! I would REALLY love to see some unphotoshopped pap pics of her, would be so interesting to compare!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Is it just me or is her bump getting smaller?

I think they Baybeh is starting to breach in the ass. Might be ready to be pooped out instead.

 

[JakeM]

I think they Baybeh is starting to breach in the ass. Might be ready to be pooped out instead.

It’ll be an easier birth coming out of that arse. It’s bloody massive!

 

[mb1202]

Is it just me or is her bump getting smaller?

It’s not a bump it’s visceral fat. High up and in fact she doesn’t have any roundness lower down where her uterus would be. She’s just overweight! I’ve been there myself, and I know what it looks like

 

[Sunnydaze101]

It’ll be an easier birth coming out of that arse. It’s bloody massive!

At least we know her head can spin 360 degrees so she will be able to see what’s happening both ends.

 

[JakeM]

It’s not a bump it’s visceral fat. High up and in fact she doesn’t have any roundness lower down where her uterus would be. She’s just overweight! I’ve been there myself, and I know what it looks like

I know that it’s fat. I’m pointing out how it’s obviously not a baybeh bump as they get bigger. She might as well just admit that that’s her real body.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Now I’m thinking about Exorcist......Hi Baybeh I see you coming