Lauren Goodger #15 Money Money Money, Lozzas nunny, in a FaceApp world..
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JakeM
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You're right. It looks lovely! What’s the recipe?Now come on Jake, how could you resist that treat after a hard day's graft out in the cold?
Are we sure he shags her? I think she protests too much with her ‘ive lost so much weight over lockdown from sex’
Katie8ee
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I'm still hoping he's coming to Pride this yearAre we sure he shags her? I think she protests too much with her ‘ive lost so much weight over lockdown from sex’
(Which won't be happening excuse me while I weep)
StrawberrySeed
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She’s overcooked the fecking broccoli again! Look at it lying there all sad, wilted, and limp... Remind you of anything? 
Jolie1988
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StrawberrySeed
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That meagre portion wouldn’t fill me up and I haven’t been doing manual labour all day. Poor bugger will be starving later. Wonder if he’ll order a sneaky pizza when she retires to her pit?
Will she be serving up a delicious homemade dessert? Hot apple pie with steaming custard, to warm him through after grafting all day, perhaps? Nah! I spied some of those diet yogurt things in the fridge. Poor sod will be having some strawberries with a diet yogurt tipped on top.
Talking of that fridge...I didn’t see one vegetable? Did anyone else?
Will she be serving up a delicious homemade dessert? Hot apple pie with steaming custard, to warm him through after grafting all day, perhaps? Nah! I spied some of those diet yogurt things in the fridge. Poor sod will be having some strawberries with a diet yogurt tipped on top.
Talking of that fridge...I didn’t see one vegetable? Did anyone else?
265
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There's always POT NOODLE!Now come on Jake, how could you resist that treat after a hard day's graft out in the cold?
mandypandy99
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LMAO his food standards are low, she found the pefect guy for herself!
I’ll just leave this here
Katie8ee
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StrawberrySeed
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Lauren Goodger #16 Some tasty, nutritious, lean meat? No fanks, babe. I’ll have soup, it’s easier to eat.
Lauren Goodger #16 Some tasty, nutritious, lean meat? No fanks, babe. I’ll have soup, it’s easier to eat.
I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles
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They’re gonna have to bring the ‘engagement’ reveal forward due to them fuckin up the baby gender
StrawberrySeed
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Why does everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, that she serves up look like pig swill slops? I know ‘we are what we eat’, but still...
They must get the shits something chronic. That slop will go through them both like a dose o‘ salts!
They must get the shits something chronic. That slop will go through them both like a dose o‘ salts!
I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles
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Someone gift Lozza a bloody slow cooker for fucks sake! I canny stomach her revolting, salt laden stodge fests 
StrawberrySeed
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Come on! Who is going to ask her? Just for da laffs, babes?
NOOOOO! The meals will be even sloppier than ever in a slow cooker! You’ve seen what she does to broccoli in a normal pan. Imagine it in slow cooker for 18 hours? It’ll just be green flecks sandblasted across the meat.Someone gift Lozza a bloody slow cooker for fucks sake! I canny stomach her revolting, salt laden stodge fests
Facehugger
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It'll sort her pregnancy constipation out at the very least
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