Lauren Goodger #13 Stuck to her sheets & can't see her feet, beggy pizza is all she eats.

[Freeka]

People will be putting vinegar on chips and just eating veg all the time for no reason now. I worry for Nigella's future. Give me strength

Shitting Nora! She IS being serious, isn’t she????!!!!

Methinks she is now trying to get her own cooking show...’Slops With Loz‘. Can you imagine? We must all send her lots of encouragement to see what else she slops up!

After celeb masterchef gig

 

[Notredamn]

I know she is clueless in general but how has she managed to fuck up explaining 2hat she made? All I've gathered here is there is potatoes and she put vinegar on them (why though?)

Proper insider tip, that is. Who knew you could use condiments on your food? Thanks for the heads up Lozzer. *chefs kiss*

 

[StrawberrySeed]

People will be putting vinegar on chips and just eating veg all the time for no reason now. I worry for Nigella's future. Give me strength


After celeb masterchef gig

Yep, poor old Nigella will be quaking in her boots after this. As for Delia? She’s had it!

 

[Katie8ee]

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Omg is she f serious.

What even is this? Get the cooking channel on the phone! I think she wants to be a lifestyle insta person she's just a fucking dickhead. MasterChef speciality wee bit of vinegar.

I'm going to use this app to make their child as it has that ability

 

[MunHun]

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Omg is she f serious.

I just make what I fancy that can change at anytime cos of pregnancy! No shit for brains every single person can change what they fancy and do quite frequently it has nothing to do with pregnancy!!! Fucking hell she can rile me up something terrible with her fucking STUPIDITY

 

[BOTO]

This article cracks me up

Lauren Goodger goes on epic rant denying unflattering pap snaps are her

The TOWIE star shared messages of support from her fans

www.mirror.co.uk

Those fucking flared nylon pants! Why are they always too fucking short???? Bet that gusset pulled right up into her snatch must reeeeek!

Those fucking battered black pumps! What does she always wear them? They are fucking minging! Bet they stink as well!

She looks like a fucking clown in shit brown nylon.

Sorry for all the fucking swearing but she is boiling my fucking blood.

Now we know all the tricks she is up to with ‘pap’ photos, backgrid, and the fake lead up in her ‘stories’, she is even more vacuous and pathetic then I ever thought possible. It really does beggar belief.

She should not be allowed to get away with such fakery. It is all a pack of lies. Every single thing she posts, all made up and photoshopped. I don’t think I could loathe anyone more than her. She takes us all for fools.

She needs to be exposed for all her lies. Fucking tit she is!

Lol. You sound like Henryhover22 from DM comments

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Did someone tell her she looked like the Michelin man and she thought they said cooks like a Michelin Chef

Did someone tell her she looked like the Michelin man and she thought they said cooks like a Michelin Chef

 

[Facehugger]

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Omg is she f serious.

She's only doing it because we all keep picking on her for not cooking and eating beggy pizza

 

[Blue1989]

Did someone tell her she looked like the Michelin man and she thought they said cooks like a Michelin Chef

Loooooooool I'm dying at this comment

 

[Emmie81]

So the influencer thing in order
1.) main page
2.) fitness content
3.) home interior decor page
4.) food content

Rochelle Humes did it, Lucy Meck did it, Gemma Atkinson did it, Lydia Bright did it

Lauren Goodger failed at 2,3 and 4 with number 3 going to 52:48 vote against a home page

 

[Cantbebotheredtomove]

The amount of oil actually disturbing

 

[Katie8ee]

So the app produced from a photo of each a son and daughter morph these will be on her Insta within the hour

 

[Chi4]

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Omg is she f serious.

I actually cannot cope with this . The dinner looked absolutely disgusting ans now she thinks she is the nigella of Instagram . Who are these cretins asking what that dinner was ffs

 

[MunHun]

I actually cannot cope with this . The dinner looked absolutely disgusting ans now she thinks she is the nigella of Instagram . Who are these cretins asking what that dinner was ffs

Grease loving backwards folk if you ask me.

 

[Chi4]

Grease loving backwards folk if you ask me.

Bet old Kerri or whatever her name was , is one of them asking for the recipe. Unbelievable that her and odd bod think this is a go

 

[Notredamn]

I actually cannot cope with this . The dinner looked absolutely disgusting ans now she thinks she is the nigella of Instagram . Who are these cretins asking what that dinner was ffs

She probably got a message saying 'what the fuck is that?' and thought it was genuine interest

 

[MunHun]

Someone saying I wouldn’t serve that to my worst enemy and she took it as a compliment cos it must mean they’d only serve it to people that they love.

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

Yay!!! They do an orangey one but it's harder to get a hold of it's only in some Tesco's. The rocket lollies are good and you get wee single fruit ones that are lush.


I have just spent the past half an hour doing the faceapp thing with my best pal and we are on the facetime hyperventilating with hysterics it is amazing! They have a 3 day free trial on!

@Katie8ee oh my days! I’ve just been on faceapp, my face hurts from laughing absolutely brilliant fun guys!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

You know how she makes comments like I don’t eat my whole plate, what’s the bet she ate the plate of spuds and “protein” and left the carrot and broccoli for the bin.

 

[Katie8ee]

@265 are you making the new thread ?