Lauren Goodger #13 Stuck to her sheets & can't see her feet, beggy pizza is all she eats.

[StrawberrySeed]

God seriously!

FFS!!!! Mummy crown indeed! Tight polyester flared ankle swingers more like!

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

Bloody Nora! I am red faced with laughter here!!!! Giving myself tummy ache with all this concealed chortling!


Amazing! Just shows you, doesn’t it? BTW, her fecking faux pointy chin! Fake as feckery!

No need to do sits ups anymore, just come on here, read/take piss about Lozza for an hour and it’s gives you a nice six pack from all the laughter

 

[StrawberrySeed]

How are her trousers always swinging around the ankles? She is 5 ft nothing ffs
I'm 5 ft 9 and I do sometimes struggle to find trousers long enough, but I never go out in ankle swingers.

Stop it! I am belly laughing here thinking of those shit brown flares! And those fecking teeny tiny battered pumps. Hope she doesn’t try to flog either of these items on Depop

 

[Notredamn]

I am proper giggling at it as well, especially now I know someone else is howling at it too!


Can someone please share a photo of this muck she has slopped up? I am dying to see it!

I was full on roaring at your 'those fucking battered black pumps!' post earlier as well! Absolute quality kept rereading the whole thing and nearly slid clean off the sofa in tears.
I'm having a mad half hour here. The sheer ridiculousness of Lozzer seems to have caught up with me. I need a lie down

 

[StrawberrySeed]

No need to do sits ups anymore, just come on here, read/take piss about Lozza for an hour and it’s gives you a nice six pack from all the laughter

Honestly I felt down in the dumps before I came on here tonight and now I can’t stop chuckling to myself!

 

[Notredamn]

With a levitating partner and a transforming face, what will be the next trick for this total disgrace?

 

[Freeka]

Just tried the free face app. My god I am beautiful and look 20 yrs younger!! It's mad.

 

[Facehugger]

Bloody Nora! I am red faced with laughter here!!!! Giving myself tummy ache with all this concealed chortling!


Amazing! Just shows you, doesn’t it? BTW, her fecking faux pointy chin! Fake as feckery!

Oi, less of that thank you nowt fake about our pointy chins, how rude

 

[StrawberrySeed]

I was full on roaring at your 'those fucking battered black pumps!' post earlier as well! Absolute quality kept rereading the whole thing and nearly slid clean off the sofa in tears.
I'm having a mad half hour here. The sheer ridiculousness of Lozzer seems to have caught up with me. I need a lie down

I am literally crying here and my guts are starting to ache! Never before have a pair of shit brown flares and knackered pumps caused so much mirth

 

[Pinkpen 84]

Sorry but I had to do this, I just did my own Lauren facetune with the same app, I youthed her.

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Sorry, just had to get that out of my system.

You need to copyright this, she’ll pounce on it

 

[MunHun]

She is using faceapp. Instantly gives you a "Hollywood" face with one click of a button.

I just used it on a photo of a meth addict and this was the result.

I did not give you permission to use my photo! How dare you. I want copyrights.

 

[Blue1989]

Stop it! I am belly laughing here thinking of those shit brown flares! And those fecking teeny tiny battered pumps. Hope she doesn’t try to flog either of these items on Depop

Her clothes always looks crusty...I'm not exactly a fashionista. I wear what suits my height and figure, but loz buys clothes that would look shit on anyone.

 

[Mimi_milkshake]

I have to say your avatar is absolutely amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha why thank you I wanted to go for the natural pissed as a fart lozza (my fav kind)

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Omg is she f serious.

 

[Blue1989]

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Omg is she f serious.

I know she is clueless in general but how has she managed to fuck up explaining 2hat she made? All I've gathered here is there is potatoes and she put vinegar on them (why though?)

 

[Pinkpen 84]

I just facetuned myself too and look what happened

 

[Blakelycakey]

Honestly, my toddler can put sentences together better than Loz

 

[Sunnydaze101]

She just stupid. Like I think stupid stupid stupid. She probably got one message from her fake account she created asking herself what’s for dinner. She’s probably trying to copy Mark who’s been posting about his meals lately.

 

[Notredamn]

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Omg is she f serious.
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Omg is she f serious.

Omg I'm cackling again! she's the gift that keeps on giving! 'that's pregnancy for you' no that's appetites for you! Going for the cooking influencer angle after one shitty thrown together meal she's as subtle as a brick round the chops!

 

[StrawberrySeed]

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Omg is she f serious.

Shitting Nora! She IS being serious, isn’t she????!!!!

Methinks she is now trying to get her own cooking show...’Slops With Loz‘. Can you imagine? We must all send her lots of encouragement to see what else she slops up!