Laura Whitmore #6 Here's a new project Laura being a f@#£%*g mother.

[Muses]

Ah you’d know him to see. Very loud bad annoying
Niall Horan cropped him out of a photo once.

Just Googled him. Never seen him before, to be honest.

 

[JH45]

Just Googled him. Never seen him before, to be honest.

Do you know what. . You’ve missed nothing

 

[Begborrowsteal]

Honestly, the mouth thing is NOT sexy

 

[Topaz]

She's in cryptic mode

 

[Kittens1988]

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Honestly, the mouth thing is NOT sexy

Agreed, this one was terrible too. She’d look so much better just smiling or keeping her mouth closed.

 

[sicksadworld]

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Honestly, the mouth thing is NOT sexy

It’s giving David Sowerbutts from Pyschoville/Inside No. 9

 

[Topaz]

Such a natural, relaxed pose

 

[Eureka]

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Such a “ u ok hun? “ sort of post. No one gives a tit about your cryptic comment love. Grow up.

 

[CorkCailin]

Why does she pose with her mouth agape? Does she have lockjaw? She looks so vacant.

 

[Eureka]

Why does she pose with her mouth agape? Does she have lockjaw? She looks so vacant.

No one loves Laura as much as Laura loves Laura.

 

[dee_mc]

Why does she pose with her mouth agape? Does she have lockjaw? She looks so vacant.

I think she thinks she looks sexy. Doll-like maybe.
Reminds me of one of those "hyper-realistic" sex dolls bought by men who can't get a woman with a pulse to ride them.

 

[MidnightRambler]

Ironically her attempts to look sexy make her look terribly unattractive as it makes her bottom teeth look awful. As others have said she just comes off gormless, not desirable.

She has a real complex about her nose, so maybe she does everything to distract from it, who knows…

 

[testingonetwothreefoiur]

Well, it's really taken a turn into obscurity and irrelevance for our lovely Laura hasn't it? She's even less of a fixture in the Daily Mail sidebar of shame recently. No-one gives a sh1t anymore. You know she's struggling when she ramps up the cryptic "working on a special project" posts. She does that quite consistently and yet has had nothing of any value to talk about since LI.

 

[MuthaCuppa]

She’s either got a bogey or a bit of Columbia’s finest up her nostril….

 

[Topaz]

I've never gotten over this, I'm honestly shocked they chose this as the cover. She looks like an AI image of herself

 

[MidnightRambler]

There you have it folks, one of the new projects that ‘nourishes her soul’ is to be a voiceover on 5 episodes of ‘Date My Mate’ on Amazon Prime online.

Wow, she’s thriving

 

[Dgrey2]

WBD story remember everyone I wrote a book. Apparently noone GAF as she hasn't posted anyone dressed up or with her pile of dog turd book

 

[MuthaCuppa]

WBD story remember everyone I wrote a book. Apparently noone GAF as she hasn't posted anyone dressed up or with her pile of dog turd book

I never really believe those ones that post a child dressed up as their obscure book. I think they’ve just got someone they know who has kids to do it. Like the Bored of Lunch Slowcooker book one this week. Come off it, nobody’s child dressed up as that, it was set up.

 

[MidnightRambler]

Dressing her kid up as Bowie to make herself look hip, then using what is essentially a child’s day to promote (and lie about) her own book.

She really is quite the narcissist

 

[McQ1989]

First World Book Day and now International Women's Day, is there any day in which Whitmore doesn't try to make it all about her?

St. Patrick's Day for the hattrick?