Kyle Pallo #91 Kyle's life, relationship, YouTube channel, health and bank account are falling apart, Kind of

[DisneyTrolls]

Kyle physically can't button his top button. Lora follows the bride on instagram but she doesn't seem to currently be in New Orleans. The groom is 6'8" I really hope he's in the upcoming Vlog and standing next to Kyle. The bride and groom have a large wedding party so I guess Casey/Kyle's not that good of a friend.

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Now I’m not a man, but don’t mens’ dress shirts come in very specific sizes that depend on neck and sleeve measurements? Could he not have measured his neck to get a shirt that fits? Amazon could’ve delivered a shirt within a day. Or I’m sure Target would’ve had something. Or did he gain so much weight with his “healthy diet” that his neck size suddenly increased by 0.5”? I wonder if the buttons around his midsection are also hanging on for dear life. He’s a hot mess!

 

[Disneysensation]

Ladies and gentlemen, behold a grown man who cannot properly wear a tie. He doesn’t look cool or suave, he looks homeless!

Could he not have measured his neck to get a shirt that fits? Amazon could’ve delivered a shirt within a day. Or I’m sure Target would’ve had something. Or did he gain so much weight with his “healthy diet” that his neck size suddenly increased by 0.5”? I wonder if the buttons around his midsection are also hanging on for dear life. He’s a hot mess!

For heaven’s sake, they could have gotten him a shirt at Target, Marshall’s, TJ Maxx. Instead, they go to these places to purchase unnecessary holiday decor. This YouTube star looks more like a low class panhandler.

 

[Hardly Here]

Maybe later, but, this is where I turned it off.

 

[NanTeaDrew]

Same suit and tie as college graduation and the wedding at the Grand Floridian, right?

 

[DisneyTrolls]

Same suit and tie as college graduation and the wedding at the Grand Floridian, right?

Kyle: Look Case! The suit still fits!
Casey (snarky tone): Oh, is that the same suit you wore when you took Lora to a wedding?
Kyle: Shut up. Lora was HOT! You’re just jealous. Now smile and pretend you actually like me.
Casey: Ok, as long as I can keep your breath away from me.

 

[Cavell1n0]

And can someone explain how Kyle sometimes wears glasses and sometimes doesn't? Is this a YouTuber thing? Jenn Tracker does the same thing.

he wears contacts and when he doesn’t have his contacts in, he wears glasses. Contacts can be kind of painful and dry if you wear them all day so I get him on that. if it’s early in the morning or if I wear my contacts for a long time the day before it just feels better to rest my eyes and wear glasses

 

[SnapChet]

Oh, that NOLA wedding? Pure cringe. He looks like a derelict, a street person for whom some charity went to Goodwill or a Salvation Army outlet and bought him an ill fitted suit and, oh that shirt, 10lbs of potatoes in a 5lb bag. The neck is at least two or three inches too small.
If the groom is 6'8", you can bet MiniMan is going to move those little gams away from any photo next to him. PITCHER IT!

Oh Grifty! This is bad. Looks like people are catching on to your bullshit act, your fraud and grift.
SkittleTits isn't helping___ an udder failure, so to speak. She brightens up every video when she leaves. Just the harsh truth.
Tough luck, son. Tough titty Casey.......oooo, that was cold.

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Kyle: Look Case! The suit still fits!
Casey (snarky tone): Oh, is that the same suit you wore when you took Lora to a wedding?
Kyle: Shut up. Lora was HOT! You’re just jealous. Now smile and pretend you actually like me.
Casey: Ok, as long as I can keep your breath away from me.

A) I'd be shocked if he has more than one suit.
B) I AM shocked that he can still squeeze into it.

 

[Disneysensation]

Oh, that NOLA wedding? Pure cringe. He looks like a derelict, a street person for whom some charity went to Goodwill or a Salvation Army outlet and bought him an ill fitted suit and, oh that shirt, 10lbs of potatoes in a 5lb bag. The neck is at least two or three inches too small.

After eating many shrimps [sic], devouring divulging a “juicy” steak, washing down the decadent dessert with alcoholic chuggers, this ensues …

 

[SnapChet]

Casey's dress looks like something a cocktail waitress at a Halloween themed dinner at a Disney property might wear.
She's a wedding planner, right?
Reminds me of some curtains refitted:
(Thinking of the classic Carol Burnett episode where she played a poor Scarlett and had refitted curtains to impress Rhett...and left the rod in. )

Other possibilities:

At least Dowdy Negatits stuffed a little something up top to give those raisins some cover.
On the other hand, Lora in that green dress, well, some Disney viagra there___ well, from the neck down.

 

[tightroped]

 

[SnapChet]

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Truly inspired!

 

[littlejim1]

I fink i saw a christmas weef starting to feel bad making fun of this spectrum child who never learned how to pronounce words properly...feel like im constantly watching elmer fudd

 

[SnapChet]

Hmmmm! JoJo and Krista have repeatedly been insulted by The Jealous Dwarf in the most vulgar way. So he hints again that he's had it?
Proof is in the pudding Million Fan Baby. Live up to the cheap talk.
Stop posting bumper sticker feel good bullshit and show you mean it. ONLY then will your former fans come back and stop flipping you off.

 

[tightroped]

 

[Yunque01]

Just a few minutes in:
Kylie claims that the elevators intrinsically know what floor you are on and just take you there.

Casey is paying by the way. They get a $25 credit that they have to pay everyday. SMH

Kidney stones are still a thing.

Now he claims that his friend Kristen’s dad own a restaurant. The truth is he manages it.

 

[SnapChet]

Just a few minutes in:
Kylie claims that the elevators intrinsically know what floor you are on and just take you there.

Casey is paying by the way. They get a $25 credit that they have to pay everyday. SMH

Kidney stones are still a thing.

Now he claims that his friend Kristen’s dad own a restaurant. The truth is he manages it.

A) Elevators b psychic, especially Big Easy elevators. It's probably voodoo!
B) It's inevitable. Her ONLY use to him is her steady income, discounts and a prop in his vlogs. And that poor dowdy dead man's chest likes the attention she's paying dearly for. It's tragic but oh so predictable.
C) You can expect a flare up of "illness" (kidney stones are convenient right now for the bum and he'll flog that dead horse for all its worth.) as soon as he's back and/or when he's frozen out of events and holiday gatherings. He will make himself the "spunky little trooper" fighting through the pain and crying to miss out...because EVERYONE is his friend and wants him to be there . Count on that.

What a circus. So much is going exactly as expected and the train wreck and sturm&drang will only get worse as the holidays approach. He's desperate and_manic, off the hook to secure some cruise. That would be immediate relief for him. And still the bills are coming to the crackerbox. You can bet his parents and Zach's phones are blowing up with the whine, the beg, the hard sell and the laughable promises. He's a grifting lying bum and that's all he's got to rely on.

 

[Colonel Angus]

Lots of Casey booty butt in today’s video so far. And the toilet thing… good to know he shat at the airport…

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

Good to know Mr. $400k can still swing first class....oops....nevermind!

 

[SPM418]

I'd be unbelievably shocked if he nets one fourth of that.
To repeat what's been said here many times, people making $400K DONT:

Live in a crackerbox like that place the parents got him into with no yard, pool or grounds.
Junk up their homes with cheap crap and lego furniture.
Have their 74 year old father and aged mother do handyman work when they visit.
Have $500 debit cards to live on like an allowance and controlled by their mothers.
Covet every expensive trinket, from Rolex watches to Porsche automobiles, they see. They buy them.
Wear little wrist bands from resorts until that 'flex' rots off. Same for hats to clubs they can't begin to afford to join.
Cry in the woods over the cost of their medicine and insurance coverage.
Film themselves eating and spewing word salads while acting like a complete fool
Dance in the aisles at Target, film it, while 'the girl who lives with them' is shopping.
Drive 15 year old clunker cars they pay $24K cash for to some 'sweet elderly gentlemen' in a parking area.
Complain about the cost of a bowl of noodles at a theme park.
Haunt that theme park, ride children's rides, and call that a profession.
Bleed their parents emotionally and financially to keep them up, especially when they're 30 years old.
Beg sugardaddies to pay for a little cruise to a tourist island just offshore.
Have their sister and parents pay for little cruises and tag along, even on an 'anniversary cruise' for the parents. That's just sick.
Grift from some waif and unbelievably needy and desperate woman for discounts and the use of her salary from her real job.
Play Call of Duty while downing TITOS miniatures and seething through a dozen silly bigoted sock puppets to 'own his hatters' online.
.....and on and on and on. The list could go on all night.

The people whose incomes are $400K+ in the Orlando area live in Islesworth / Golden Oak / Lake Nona and even Winter Park and the MUCH better areas of Celebration. He can post all the click bait and misleading thumbnails he wants with him standing in front of homes he can't begin to afford (He would only be there, if ever, to mow the lawn.) but Kyle will never live in those areas or those homes. The $400K is a joke and should be used simply for ridicule and as a punchline.

I wish that everytime he speys his BS, there would be Bea Arthur in the background with her line from " History of the World Part I" " Oh! A Bull Sh*t artist!"

 

[SnapChet]

Good to know Mr. $400k can still swing first class....oops....nevermind!

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"...we have TSA Pre...." For Spirit airlines? OMFG! He's looking for some, any 'flex' there and that is really reaching.

That's akin to saying, "Ha Ha! I get to be first in line to the guillotine."

Obviously, she can't afford first class on any airline and god knows he can't and so, white trash that they are, they're bargain basement shopping for an airlines. I always found it amusing, when, long ago, he grifted (bummed) a first class ticket and that was his big flex. Someone else paid for you a ticket, which makes you a bum, and you're intimating that somehow makes you better than the people in coach. Oh Kylie! YOU ARE COACH. You will always be COACH, a poser and wannabe feeding off the scraps your betters give you out of pity or for some 'favors.'
I'd seriously consider renting a car and driving home given the choice between that and flying the WWE of airlines.

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