Kyle Pallo #91 Kyle's life, relationship, YouTube channel, health and bank account are falling apart, Kind of

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SnapChet said:
Oops! Meant to say Hurricane HELENE up there, of course, not Milton...... Corrected! So many hurricanes this year, huh?

He's at Hollywood Studios sashaying around in the rain? Off to the Nola' wedding? Whar' kidney stones that were so bad and so painful they might need ~ gasp! ~ SURGERY! 😱
Wowzer! Guess that debilitating and overwhelming pain just comes and goes, huh? Mebbe' he fought through the pain and made it all the way to Big Thunder Mountain Railroad and the ride jarred those dick skittles right out of him? Perhaps they lasered those piss meteors into dust?
What a trooper! Fighting through the pain to bring his devotees A Daily:poop:Dump and keep filming. As dull and dowdy Doormat Durliat would say: "That's my little trooper."😆

Hey Grifty! You should wear a set of hospital scrubs to the park and around the crackerbox at least until after Thanksgiving. Big sympathy, views and maybe some new subs you won't have to buy. You're welcome!

Credit to Disneysensations for the perfect ~chef's kiss!~ add ons in Kylie's laughable selfie.
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why is he wearing that?
 
CaseyDoormat said:
why is he wearing that?
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From what I gather, it's 'supposed' to be him showing he's ready for the treatment of his kidney stones. They would never offer or allow scrubs on a patient at a hospital, so that's out. It's certainly possible they offered that at some clinic, but even that is unusual and especially for the use of a sonic procedure to break up kidney stones.

Knowing Grifty, it could be anything. He may have bought some scrups or just put them on them for a photo. 😆 He seems especially_manic and off the hook lately, even for him, and all his vids are as out of order as his brain is.

Additionally, he's growing desperate and probably blowing up his Zachdaddy's phone with pleas to get him to help and his family's phones begging and pleading, trying to grift a trip on the Disney Treasure in December. The few cabins left are around 10K and won't last. He's broke and he's panicking.

It's going to be a nutty and bumpy ride through the holidays. His channel is stagnant, views suck and very few new subs____ and his fraudulent and laughable based and big baller self is running on fumes trying to keep things going at this point. Many here predicted it. He blew his savings when Mommy got him into that little house he couldn't afford. He's too lazy to work harder, as MomSusan told him he'd have to do, and the walls are closing in on him. __________Some intervention soon from the parents if things don't change. I can only imagine what they're having to listen to at this point.
 
His sock puppet or #1 fan for those who still aren’t convinced it’s him has spent the last 2 days on X tweeting about trump and reposting disgusting things about women. The guy is fcking mental. Total INCEL vibes. 😬
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Disney_Fan said:
I wonder what is going to happen to Kyle's Health Insurance in the NEXT 4 Years???
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He's so stupid he can't see it coming, the danger for himself now. Wait until the next Congress guts the ACA and the exchanges, certainly possible, and there goes Grifty's insurance coverage and he's back in the Orlando woods crying. All a strong possibilty. He's going to have to get on Notits the Doormat's insurance or his family would be stuck. It's a case of "Be careful what you wish for. You just might get it." 😗
Many are about to learn that lesson. They want so much to own their perceived 'enemies' and just end up owning themselves.
Oh do pass the popcorn!
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Disney_Fan said:
I wonder what is going to happen to Kyle's Health Insurance in the NEXT 4 Years???
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He's a pathetic and sad little man in so many ways. I'd bet you could count the number of time he's gotten laid on one hand. His bid bad based self is a phantom, a Shadow 😆, online. It's made up, a fantasy and a lie.
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." Kylie is a small, "Disney" version of Keyser Söze !😆
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He's lived his sad life bloviating online, a nobody talking to nobodies, and at 30 his patterns are set in stone. He's an alcoholic seething machine who begs and grifts for a living, a bum sucking the life and finances out of his family and any dolt idiotic enough to believe him to keep his lazy ass from getting a real job.
It's all going so predictably and it's careening toward a dead end. The best it can end it at this point is with his family intervening and taking over the mess he's making in Orlando, making in just about everything he's cobbled together and screwed up.
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jipeta2021 said:
His sock puppet or #1 fan for those who still aren’t convinced it’s him has spent the last 2 days on X tweeting about trump and reposting disgusting things about women. The guy is fcking mental. Total INCEL vibes. 😬View attachment 3260588 q
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He's a pathetic and sad little man in so many ways. I'd bet you could count the number of time he's gotten laid on one hand. His bid bad based self is a phantom, a Shadow 😆, online. It's made up, a fantasy and a lie.
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." Kylie is a small, "Disney" version of Keyser Söze !😆
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He's lived his sad life bloviating online, a nobody talking to nobodies, and at 30 his patterns are set in stone. He's an alcoholic seething machine who begs and grifts for a living, a bum sucking the life and finances out of his family and any dolt idiotic enough to believe him to keep his lazy ass from getting a real job.
It's all going so predictably and it's careening toward a dead end. The best it can end it at this point is with his family intervening and taking over the mess he's making in Orlando, making in just about everything he's cobbled together and screwed up.
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Sorry about the repeat. Couldn't go back and correct it because of time elapse. Grrr'! 😆
 
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SnapChet said:
He's so stupid he can't see it coming, the danger for himself now. Wait until the next Congress guts the ACA and the exchanges, certainly possible, and there goes Grifty's insurance coverage and he's back in the Orlando woods crying. All a strong possibilty. He's going to have to get on Notits the Doormat's insurance or his family would be stuck. It's a case of "Be careful what you wish for. You just might get it." 😗
Many are about to learn that lesson. They want so much to own their perceived 'enemies' and just end up owning themselves.
Oh do pass the popcorn!
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He's a pathetic and sad little man in so many ways. I'd bet you could count the number of time he's gotten laid on one hand. His bid bad based self is a phantom, a Shadow 😆, online. It's made up, a fantasy and a lie.
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." Kylie is a small, "Disney" version of Keyser Söze !😆
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He's lived his sad life bloviating online, a nobody talking to nobodies, and at 30 his patterns are set in stone. He's an alcoholic seething machine who begs and grifts for a living, a bum sucking the life and finances out of his family and any dolt idiotic enough to believe him to keep his lazy ass from getting a real job.
It's all going so predictably and it's careening toward a dead end. The best it can end it at this point is with his family intervening and taking over the mess he's making in Orlando, making in just about everything he's cobbled together and screwed up.
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Thread title in there.

Kyle Pallo #92 - Big bad phantom (lshadow), Living my best Fantasy.

If winning title, credit goes to @SnapChet
 
SnapChet said:
I should blame jet lag for all my grammar and stylistic errors tonight _____but it's never bothered me very much. Still, I need to stop. I think I've subconsciously missed poking fun at him while we were away and I'm trying to make up for lost time. :ROFLMAO:
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Na ya good dude, :D. Unlike or boy the based legend DIS pootuber. You've actually travelled outside (allot) of your normal time zone, ;).
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BlurryCat said:
"Little" Smarty Pants
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NGL, did bring this up with wifey. As she say's that I'm "clever" a good amount of times. Never uses the phrase, 'smarty pants'. Why? because I can use google and common sense.

A little tale from the wu de sub. This year wifey's front wheelchair wheels where fooked, the rubber had disintegrated. Took it to a mobility supplier and they stated they could not source new wheels as the chair is too old. Bear in mind the chair is well over 15 years old and that style just isn't produced anymore. We've got a newer 'model' and it's just not "right" for her.

Hearing this and getting back home, had a proper look and took some measurements and sourced some new wheels from all places, amazon. She was ecstatic, to not have the anxiety of losing her beloved chair. Wouldn't say I'm either clever or a 'smarty pants'. Just using the tinterweb.

What is Clever!!! the little spacers between the wheel and the, handle, would you call it on the wheels had either broke or fallen off when the bolt came loose. Well it's a cylinder with a hole in it. 10mins (as I'm trash) in tinkercad. Send that to a 3d printer and boom, new spacers that you cant buy.

Next up will be to figure out how to redo the plastic/material that goes between the back and seating area as it's cracked and starting to produce a hole. I'm determined to keep this chair running for my beloved wifey.

And then you got the 'not kyle' simping over what he would say 'based' kP who has no clue on how to google or try and figure something out. Soft closing doors, rewiring a ceiling light ect, ect. tit he even thought he needed a new car due to his battery being dead. Just to highlight a point, IF his battery was dead does he know about refilling it with de ionized water and getting a battery charger to...... Unsure on the term so I will use recharge the battery.

Yet 'not kyle' wants to give of a alpha Chad vibe and again simps over a basic witch known as kyle. Sorry guys for the rant, had a busy 'work' evening and hit up the whiskey. :D :D :D
 
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The On Clouds made it to NOLA. Casey looks decent here.. for a change. View attachment 3260777 qView attachment 3260778 q
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Can't wait to see him compare the food in NOLA to Disney Parks quick service.
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Saul's Gal said:
The maiden voyage of the Treasure is not sold out. There are still rooms (Inside, Oceanview & Verandah) for the Dec 21-28 sailing. I haven't watched but someone posted pics of him teasing Xmas plans and not going to see KC's family. I sure hope not. BTW, the cheapest inside stateroom for two is almost $9,000. I am going for less than 1/2 of that a few weeks later. Thoughts?
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We are booked for the maiden on the Treasure and Destiny. It would be hilarious to see him try and get a last minute stateroom for either.
 
Jesus Christ on a cracker! What's a lying, racist, misogynistic, homophobic antiSemitic little 30 year old PAB grifter gotta' do to get somebody to watch and subscribe to his channel?
A blowjob? Hey Zach!
"Around the World" included?
Casey's feet? Ass is included.
50 new "Shadows" sock puppets?
People! He's lying as hard as he can.
Even a lie about "surgery" can't get big views? WTF? ___ I know! After lying about 'surgery' for horrid kidney stones, he can sashay down to New Orleans and you can watch him stuff beignets into his pie hole.
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I tell ya'! missmyChewy, Kyle's Booty Butt, Roasted Nuts, GreasyCasey...and so many more are a must in the morning with my coffee. It still puzzles me as to why he leaves that X page up. It has to be for the engagement, 90% of which is from people making fun of him. He should be thanking us. His 'shadows' trolling is unnecessary for people to enjoy ridiculing him. You're welcome, MiniMan.
It may not be healthy to laugh so much this early in the morning. Lots of spicy and salty posts over there.
Oh gawwd. OK, I censored ol' Nick's hog leg in his wet undies 🤭 modeling pic for the faint of heart__ this time. :cool:
"Looks like Kyle finally showed her Nicks old insta pics." 😆
I'm ded'! ~chef's kiss!~ to Pelladu & Roasted Nuts. Today's LOL Award Winners!
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NanTeaDrew said:
I’m only reading here. Does anyone have the timeline? Did Kyle tell us surgery one day and how soon after was he medically cleared to fly to NOLA? Or did Kyle had abdominal scans and not the procedure?

It’s sometimes hard to follow his malarkey.
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When I had stones, quite some time ago, they essentially went in thru the male part with a grabber so there were no scars. It was an epidermal anesthesia. They may have smashed them ultrasonically from the outside. I haven't been following so I don't know when his flight was, however, I know it took me a week or two to recover. All I remember were a couple of times when I really needed the bathroom, with a sense of urgency if you follow me.
 
NanTeaDrew said:
I’m only reading here. Does anyone have the timeline? Did Kyle tell us surgery one day and how soon after was he medically cleared to fly to NOLA? Or did Kyle had abdominal scans and not the procedure?

It’s sometimes hard to follow his malarkey.
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:ROFLMAO:
It really does come under the heading "Who Knows?" at this point. From what I've seen here, the posts are all out of order, no rhyme or reason and he's like some little ape throwing his tit at a wall to see if something will stick.
"Welcome to your Daily Dose. Each and every day."
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We're at the park when the medical emergency arises. Oh well, a rollercoaster ride may cure it. Off we go to Expedition Everest. That's the ticket.

One minute he's at death's door and may need surgery! Wow! Next minute he is told to put on his "patience pants" 😆 by The Doormat and they're going "...shopping at multiple stores" for Christmas crap.

Now we do a photo op in scrubs from...well, somewhere...to show how grave the situation is. Blast those kidney skittles with sound waves? Perhaps. Now perhaps he could piss those dicklet meteors out.
It was all so overblown and exaggerated. He obviously needed NO surgery.
Next we're off to NOLA!
Laissez le bon temps rouler baby! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'....give me that beignet and step back. What kidney stone pain?

It all smells, reeks of desperation for a stagnant and dying channel. I can only imagine the pleading, whining and begging Zachdaddy and The Pallo Clown Family are having to endure as he tries to grift $10K to get the dwindling few cabins left on The Treasure in Dec.
WOOOOO' indeed.
Lying, bigoted, women abusing and mangy short dwarves with wonky eyes who get thousands of downvotes on each vid they post aren't selling, certainly not to any sponsor, and that's probably not a lucrative niche audience on Pornhub.
Weeks ahead look fascinating! Pass the popcorn.
 
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