Kyle Pallo #7 $4000 or more for a VIP Tour, but can’t use his car handle & door. Grifting for MORE!

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tnutz said:
Advice to post Wish cruise Kyle

1. Get a haircut.
2. Stop talking about your car.
3. Run. Daily, For like a hour every time.
4. Water is also an excellent chugger. Swap it for alcohol.
5. Refresh your wardrobe with something not Superdry. The Gap is a nice store for standard, basic clothes.
6. Clean your apartment…with actual cleaning products like bleach.
7, Take down the Christmas decorations in your bedroom.
8. Find a new brand of deodorant. One that actually works at keeping your pits dry.
9. Find a course in table manners. Take it.
10. Date Lora or Nick. They have actual jobs with health insurance. Marry one of them so you can be on their plan. You need health insurance.
11. Look into chest hair removal, unless you are secretly a Wookiee, then just tell us you are a Wookiee.
12. Use Google. Like a lot. You will sound more informed when you know what you are talking about.
13. Look up the definition of “literally.” You literally use it out of context all the time. For example, on the live today you literally were not dying. You were just hot from the heat.
14. Make amends with your DCP roommates. Pro Tip, I think you are taller than Cam. If you can be friends again, stand next to him in photos and videos. You will look taller.
15. Get some anti-aging face cream. When you are 50, you will be glad you started using it at 28.
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tnutz said:
Advice to post Wish cruise Kyle

1. Get a haircut.
2. Stop talking about your car.
3. Run. Daily, For like a hour every time.
4. Water is also an excellent chugger. Swap it for alcohol.
5. Refresh your wardrobe with something not Superdry. The Gap is a nice store for standard, basic clothes.
6. Clean your apartment…with actual cleaning products like bleach.
7, Take down the Christmas decorations in your bedroom.
8. Find a new brand of deodorant. One that actually works at keeping your pits dry.
9. Find a course in table manners. Take it.
10. Date Lora or Nick. They have actual jobs with health insurance. Marry one of them so you can be on their plan. You need health insurance.
11. Look into chest hair removal, unless you are secretly a Wookiee, then just tell us you are a Wookiee.
12. Use Google. Like a lot. You will sound more informed when you know what you are talking about.
13. Look up the definition of “literally.” You literally use it out of context all the time. For example, on the live today you literally were not dying. You were just hot from the heat.
14. Make amends with your DCP roommates. Pro Tip, I think you are taller than Cam. If you can be friends again, stand next to him in photos and videos. You will look taller.
15. Get some anti-aging face cream. When you are 50, you will be glad you started using it at 28.
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He also needs to learn how to correctly use the word “obviously” and the phrase “ to say the least”.
 
As far as dating Lora or Nick….Lora and Kyle have known each other since college, and it appears they only hung out as friends, I think she did his college assignments, just like she‘s done everything for his vlog. He supposedly dated a girl Gabrielle (a DCPer w/ a vlog) a while before COVID shut down Disney an sent the CPs home. Athough its ironic that Gabrielle visited Disney post COVID several times as posted on her vlog and never visited Kyle or spoke about him….why not? If Kyle‘s gay he should just admit it, but he knows if he did, he’d loose a lot of his subs and views and his income would take a big hit! On a side note…I wonder if Kyle and Jojo will have a pillow wall in the bed like he and Lora did? Gotta laugh at the whole thing!
 
amber624 said:
On a side note…I wonder if Kyle and Jojo will have a pillow wall in the bed like he and Lora did? Gotta laugh at the whole thing!
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Also have to add I noticed I don’t think he had a pillow wall or mention one when he shared a bed with Taylor at wilderness lodge. 🤔 🤣 and he also stopped vlogging to get her a fork when they were eating the fruit waffles in MK, instead of making her go get them like most of his blog buddies… 🤔🤔 🤣🤣 now THATs how you know you rate, in kyles world 🤣
 
I did a brief Google on BMW sales earlier and found various models similar to his all for under $10K. I'm not sure if they're convertibles and they all had +50k on the clock. That price tag he paid seems way too much for me, even if it does have only 3K on the clock. It wouldn't have been my choice. I'm also wondering where he got the money.
 
I know some people don’t think he’s gay, but take it from a former closet case he SCREAMS GAY closet case. He reminds me of how I was at his age minus being an ass hat. The excuses to why you are not dating , then when the heat gets to hot bring female friends close for are they or aren’t they. He constantly slips up and has gay mannerisms at times. I remember when I was watching his video right before he got Covid he was putting up Christmas decorations on his door or something and he had biggest limp wrist gesture I’ve ever seen literally. It’s just so obvious to me because I’ve been in his shoes. As someone said before he probably cant and won’t come out because he’s scared of the viewer drop and because like an idiot he has no back up plan for $ he’s screwed. Nick is gay as hell too and I would bet a million bucks him and Kyle had a fling. Don’t mistake the frat deuchery with the clothes and non cleanliness for not being gay. It’s a very common mask closeted men use especially young guys. Another give away he has the most female friends I have ever seen for a “straight” man. I know! Lol
 
PeggieQueter said:
lol, imagine being on an incredible cruise and still being so butthurt that not everybody thinks you made a good decision about blowing $24k on an 11 year old car that you have to Tweet about it:

"idk if ppl realize the price of my car was in the budget that I was looking for.. Wasn’t about to drop 30k on a brand new car. This car was just to perfect not to get "
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As usual he is completely unable to take criticism on board. Nobody is saying anything about his budget or buying a used car. It's the car he chose to buy with his budget.
 
SnapChet said:
It would have paid big time for Kylow to listen to fellow YouTuber ExoticCarPlayspace, a car wizard who has put out a number of videos on REASONS WHY YOU NEVER BUY A USED BMW (*unless you have money to burn or are able to afford to be a BMW collector / enthusiast. ) And he's basically discussing 2-4 year old Beemers. I'm sure he'd pee himself laughing if he saw that someone paid $24,000 CASH for an 11 year old BMW.


He has numerous vids on the subject, here's a couple on why to avoid them used and why they are sooo' cheap when sold used:
(*And why Kylow', who saw the shiny BMW emblem and was already sold, is so screwed and why you'll soon see the grift post begging for repair money: "Guys I need to be honest about the crisis I'm having with my 'new' car....blah, blah.")






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I have watched these plus Scotty Kilmer and the Car Wizard. All the same theme. BMW is expensive to maintain. Just ask 100percent Jake.

bramx said:
I paid 19k a brand new 0 mile Chevy Equinox and he’s spending 24k on a decade old car?! Dude is messed up
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I would take the Equinox in a heart beat over a BMW.
 
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Yunque01 said:
I’m watching his boarding vlog and I just noticed he ran up the stairs to go get a massage reservation. On his livestream he made Joho go get him drink because his back hurt and going up stairs aggravated his back pain. Me thinks he is a pathological liar!
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No he is not a liar just the thought of a massage cured his backpain like a massage cured his depression.
 
cuddlycritic said:
Interesting, in his livestream he said his sister is coming Monday, and his car is getting some work done on Monday…and JoHo is driving…his matronly truck… trouble in paradise already? Don’t tell me the old beemer wasn’t sounding too good.
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He hasn’t even had the car two days and already needs to have work done on it? Yikes

You can tell he’s feeling insecure AF if he needed to say “I don’t wanna spend 30 grand on a new car”.

You’ll wish you had when you find out how long it takes to get parts for the BMW, when your monthly income starts dropping because of filling only with premium gas, the constant issues you’ll have with it, the subpar and low mileage, and when that hardtop eventually breaks and can’t be repaired.

I went to a local dealer yesterday here in my home state of UT and test drove a 2013 Hybrid Prius. Under 100k miles, 53 MPG, they were asking $13,000. LMAO

He is a dipshit. At least he looks “sexy”?
 
"My mechanic says if you can’t afford a new BMW, you REALLY can’t afford a used one."
"BMW stands for "bike, metro, or walk.. cuz that thing's always in the shop."

Pallo should have found a very, very knowledgeable Grandad like this one before farting away $24 grand to two old guys who really knew a sucker when they saw one.
Kilmer is the wise GrandDad who warns you before you make the mistake of a lifetime.
Pallo is a lot like his new ride, high maintenance, unreliable, and has breakdowns all the time. And it's about to get worse.

Pallo got royally screwed, rawdogged even, begged for it, and by two pretty smart ol' guys who didn't even have to give him a reach around. :m :oops: :ROFLMAO:



 
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