Kyle Pallo #7 $4000 or more for a VIP Tour, but can’t use his car handle & door. Grifting for MORE!

[incognito44]

He's just an ass in general. I love when he meets a stan in the parks and he thinks he's all that and a bag of chips. "Do you want a picture?" I'd be like uh no you're not a freaking celebrity you hairy chested d-bag twink.

Right?!!! People will ask if they can take a pic.....don't be so conceited to ask them..that really irks me. Glad you said this!

 

[amber624]

I’m dying to run into his old DCP roommate Cameron to see if I can get him to give up some of the drama. He actually has a YT channel I enjoy.

His past room mates won’t spill the tee, they just roll there eyes or agree with my comments LOL! Good luck in person…

He's just an ass in general. I love when he meets a stan in the parks and he thinks he's all that and a bag of chips. "Do you want a picture?" I'd be like uh no you're not a freaking celebrity you hairy chested d-bag twink.

Hey don’t 4get the hairy back….I wonder if he makes Jojo shave it?

It must be annoying to have paid at least $3000 to cruise the Wish and have Kyle and Jojo walking around, drinking, doing lunch and dinner with their cameras hanging out and always talking to themselves. I can see allowing vlogging only prior to castoff, but after that no vlogging allowed! People taking pics or videos for memories aren’t as annoying as vloggers!

 

[SnapChet]

Names for next thread: Suggestions...

Kyle and His Inevitable Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Beemer Day
Hairy Kyles' Fruit Salad.
Kyles BMW: Not Fast Just Furious
Pallo: The Life of Pie
The Lying Witch and His Wardrobe
Kyle and His Breast Friends: Welcome to My Vlog
The Little Merman
Kyle's Life Lessons: Bed, Bath and Beyonce
Smells Like Ream Spirit
Kyle Pallo: Take a Pizza My Heart
Pallo: Menace to Sobriety
The Kyle Pallo Story: Hakuna Moscato


All I got right now.

 

[truthfinder407]

I think you need to read all of the Nate pages in order, he’s not a good guy like you’re thinking

No offense I just don’t have the time to do that can you shoot me over an executive summary. It would be much appreciated

Names for next thread: Suggestions...

Kyle and His Inevitable Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Beemer Day
Hairy Kyles' Fruit Salad.
Kyles BMW: Not Fast Just Furious
Pallo: The Life of Pie
The Lying Witch and His Wardrobe
Kyle and His Breast Friends: Welcome to My Vlog
The Little Merman
Kyle's Life Lessons: Bed, Bath and Beyonce
Smells Like Ream Spirit
Kyle Pallo: Take a Pizza My Heart
Pallo: Menace to Sobriety
The Kyle Pallo Story: Hakuna Moscato


All I got right now.

“Sim Simmer who got the keys to Kyles crappy Beama”

 

[tnutz]

We really need the tea on what happened with the roommates…from both DCPs. He doesn’t seem to associate with any of them. I follow them all on Instagram and they all appear to be doing well. One just got married to the sweetest young woman. Someone get us the details. Please.

 

[Disneysensation]

Literally, with all of the crap people send him on his "unboxing videos" the guy has more clothes than my whole family

Yet he chooses to wear the same shirts over and over. As others have noted, some shirts have holes in them. And those SuperDry shirts are impregnated with his sweat stains.

Simply stated.
Kyle only cares about Kyle.
Kyle’s friendships are transactional. It’s all about what he can gain from others.

Maybe Kyle doesn’t need friends because his new 11 year old car is so sexy.

His one and only friend is his car named Dash

He's just an ass in general. I love when he meets a stan in the parks and he thinks he's all that and a bag of chips. "Do you want a picture?" I'd be like uh no you're not a freaking celebrity you hairy chested d-bag twink.

And when he tells you its $20 for taking a photo with him, hand him over your empty of bag of chips.

 

[tnutz]

Advice to post Wish cruise Kyle

1. Get a haircut.
2. Stop talking about your car.
3. Run. Daily, For like a hour every time.
4. Water is also an excellent chugger. Swap it for alcohol.
5. Refresh your wardrobe with something not Superdry. The Gap is a nice store for standard, basic clothes.
6. Clean your apartment…with actual cleaning products like bleach.
7, Take down the Christmas decorations in your bedroom.
8. Find a new brand of deodorant. One that actually works at keeping your pits dry.
9. Find a course in table manners. Take it.
10. Date Lora or Nick. They have actual jobs with health insurance. Marry one of them so you can be on their plan. You need health insurance.
11. Look into chest hair removal, unless you are secretly a Wookiee, then just tell us you are a Wookiee.
12. Use Google. Like a lot. You will sound more informed when you know what you are talking about.
13. Look up the definition of “literally.” You literally use it out of context all the time. For example, on the live today you literally were not dying. You were just hot from the heat.
14. Make amends with your DCP roommates. Pro Tip, I think you are taller than Cam. If you can be friends again, stand next to him in photos and videos. You will look taller.
15. Get some anti-aging face cream. When you are 50, you will be glad you started using it at 28.

 

[truthfinder407]

10. Date Lora or Nick…… I’ve said it since that cruise video, those dudes were playing tummy sticks then something happened cause they just stopped hanging out

 

[SnapChet]

And when he tells you its $20 for taking a photo with him, hand him over your empty of bag of chips.
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Reminds me of the fake "showgirl" grifters and Chippendale-like guys who run up and down the Las Vegas strip trying to get passersby to take a photo for __ whatever they can get. It's really kind of weird and tawdry (that's Vegas) and I think Kyle might try it.
I could picture Kyle doing that...wrapped in a towel and charging for a pic... On the other hand, the guys out there on the Strip look like Chippendale dancers and are also out there to pose with women or men, so little Kyle wouldn't stand a chance and probably would only get some pity and sympathy offerings.

 

[cuddlycritic]

Kyle Pallo #8: 2 Queens screwed the little Weener, to get rid of their 11 year old Beemer.

 

[Scooby Don't]

Did you hear Kyle's car is sexy?

The Lying Witch and His Wardrobe
All I got right now.

This.

Tweets may be a bit vague. However in a post cruise livestream, Adrian stated Kyle [not Kyle and JoJo] lied to his face. Tried to find the livestream, but it appears Adrian does not keep the lives from home in the viewable catalog.

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I vouch for this. Kyle was named explicitly on video, I saw it too.

 

[markvlinder]

Kyle Pallo #8 Even his hair is trying to get away from him.
Kyle Pallo #8 The only thing he puts effort in is aging.

 

[wittlemania23]

He literally should’ve bought a brand-new car. I mean seriously he could’ve gotten a brand-new 2022 Kia Forte even a better model of the Kia Forte like a GT line fully loaded. He could’ve had a warranty a hundred thousand mile warranty. All he wanted was the name BMW these two gay men that sold him the car saw a sucker.

I quite literally burst out laughing when he said what he paid for it and that it was a 2011 car. Cars in 2022 have so much tech in them and are so nice in comparison to 11 years ago. As other people have said, he could have got a less prestigious badge but totally kitted out the car to the highest spec for 24K. I genuinely believe the people selling it to him couldn't believe their luck.

 

[markvlinder]

Look at him waiving his fairy wand, I don't know if the Wish actually grands wishes but his first one should be to look like 28 again.
If that is not possible his second wish should be for a shitload of Botox.
He will definitely mis Lora this trip, he needs someone to hold his camera while he is prancing around holding a fairy wand and a Mimosa.
At this point he is probably shouting go pack go in his sleep to prove what little masculinity he has left.
I bet that church he is going to is one of those who are trying to pray the gay away.
On a side note, if you ever see me hold a fairy wand you have permission to put me down on the spot.

 

[sofloqueen2]

Look at him waiving his fairy wand, I don't know if the Wish actually grands wishes but his first one should be to look like 28 again.
If that is not possible his second wish should be for a shitload of Botox.
He will definitely mis Lora this trip, he needs someone to hold his camera while he is prancing around holding a fairy wand and a Mimosa.
At this point he is probably shouting go pack go in his sleep to prove what little masculinity he has left.
I bet that church he is going to is one of those who are trying to pray the gay away.
On a side note, if you ever see me hold a fairy wand you have permission to put me down on the spot.
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Holding that fairy wand in envy..right Kylie?

 

[WDWUO83]

If Kylow wants to look his age again, he needs to quit the binge drinking and uppers. And wear some bleeping sunscreen everyday. Any dermatologist or esthetician worth their salt will tell you it’s the BEST preventative anti-aging intervention. Not to mention it’s actual health promotion to prevent skin cancers.

 

[Scooby Don't]

Just watched his BMW video. The roof is cool but it would be cooler with an ejector seat for when Jojo gets intolerable.

 

[PeggieQueter]

lol, imagine being on an incredible cruise and still being so butthurt that not everybody thinks you made a good decision about blowing $24k on an 11 year old car that you have to Tweet about it:

"idk if ppl realize the price of my car was in the budget that I was looking for.. Wasn’t about to drop 30k on a brand new car. This car was just to perfect not to get "

 

[Mark81]

I know it's a kyle thread and this is probably more jojo than kyle but this is the second article I've read about 'random acts of kindness' leaving the receiver embarrassed. Plus it's not a random act of kindness, you're doing it for likes, views and attention

https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dai...Rustam-Raziev-pays-groceries-viral-video.html

 

[Jjjg]

I skimmed Jojo's live just now, the end part where they're together these 2 are bitter they weren't invited on the media cruise. "We didn't get invited by Disney."
Also sounds like Jojo almost couldn't get on and Kyle went on without him. lol Nice Kyle.