Kyle Pallo #59 When a guy has bigger boobs than his girlfriend, sorry just not attractive.

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BlurryCat said:
Must be one of his sugar daddies they're talking to.

You should have called out "Peter" to see if he looked. 😄
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Also imagine the level of paranoia that would've created in him. Trying to vlog while fearing around every corner a hatter ready to ambush and yell at him in public.
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NanTeaDrew said:
Part of me wonders if his sister gave him gift some suggestions as a way to sabotage the relationship. 😂😂😂

Kyle here’s a genuine suggestion. From time to time Casey mentions being cold. Drive your a$$ to Nordstrom at Mall of Millenia. Buy her a cashmere sweater in either classic black or her favorite color. If you feel out of your comfort zone, ask a salesperson. For the love of god, don’t vlog it.

She will probably like a cashmere sweater more than walking around with a red and green Christmas themed Starbucks’s cup AFTER Christmas and many of those Target and Disney items. Idiot.
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And if you b way too scared venturing alone to the mall, there's a nice Nordstrom Rack store next to the mall. So, no excuses!
 
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Squiggy74 said:
Also imagine the level of paranoia that would've created in him. Trying to vlog while fearing around every corner a hatter ready to ambush and yell at him in public.
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(Kyle is standing in the parking lot, transfixed by the concrete and grass.
Suddenly a gruff voice calls out.)
"HEY! IS THAT YOU KYLE PALLO? OR SHOULD I SAY 'BASEDPETER'
WAIT RIGHT THERE. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU."

Kyle looks up and sees a man fast approaching.
He panics....

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Squiggy74 said:
Also imagine the level of paranoia that would've created in him. Trying to vlog while fearing around every corner a hatter ready to ambush and yell at him in public.
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And if you b way too scared venturing alone to the mall, there's a nice Nordstrom Rack store next to the mall. So, no excuses!
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Well is he is going to buy a Vacuum for her - maybe he should go all in and buy her bar stools and a coffee table! And then a proper foundation for that GRIFTED bed they sleep on.
 
He prefers to shop online but does like to go to the store sometimes. Note how the cutoff for purchases is $500 (Cause that’s his “credit limit”!) Less than $500, he can shop in store. If it’s $500 or more, he prefers buying online (“Hi Mom, I need to buy this big ticket item that’s more than $500… can you call the bank to temporarily increase my limit so the purchase can go through?” 😂 )

We all remember how embarrassing it was when his card was declined for the $19 purchase at Epcot for the pearl.

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Disneysensation said:
He prefers to shop online but does like to go to the store sometimes. Note how the cutoff for purchases is $500 (Cause that’s his “credit limit”!) Less than $500, he can shop in store. If it’s $500 or more, he prefers buying online (“Hi Mom, I need to buy this big ticket item that’s more than $500… can you call the bank to temporarily increase my limit so the purchase can go through?” 😂 )
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It's a Debit Card limit - I don't think he has a credit card or even a FICO Score.
 
Disney_Fan said:
Well is he is going to buy a Vacuum for her - maybe he should go all in and buy her bar stools and a coffee table! And then a proper foundation for that GRIFTED bed they sleep on.
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Naaaah! That's expecting waaaaaaaaaaaaay' too much from him. He might get her a Mickey Toaster that makes MM themed toast.
Uhh... she'd have to pay for it and use her discount, so there goes the surprise. It would stay at the lurgg-ish apartment of course.

I can imagine him giggling and clapping his fat little hands like a little girl every time the toast pops up, marveling at the silhouette of Mickey and wondering how the magic happened.

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SnapChet said:
Naaaah! That's expecting waaaaaaaaaaaaay' too much from him. He might get her a Mickey Toaster that makes MM themed toast.
Uhh... she'd have to pay for it and use her discount, so there goes the surprise. It would stay at the lurgg-ish apartment of course.

I can imagine him giggling and clapping his fat little hands like a little girl every time the toast pops up, marveling at the silhouette of Mickey and wondering how the magic happened.

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He makes my skin crawl
 
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Hi Kylie!!

Since we all know you read the messages here, thought I'd share this screen shot I got watching some guy named JoJo have a blast with his girlfriend (who didn't make a frown face all night!) and friends at Snowcat Ridge in Florida, looked like a perfect date spot but enjoy your 10th trip to Target and spending quality time with mommy and daddy for the umpteenth time this year.

Oh and this is what a Media credential looks like:
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SnapChet said:
(Kyle is standing in the parking lot, transfixed by the concrete and grass.
Suddenly a gruff voice calls out.)
"HEY! IS THAT YOU KYLE PALLO? OR SHOULD I SAY 'BASEDPETER'
WAIT RIGHT THERE. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU."

Kyle looks up and sees a man fast approaching.
He panics....

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LOL! That’s exactly how I remember him scurrying away at Animal Kingdom!
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Disney_Fan said:
Well is he is going to buy a Vacuum for her - maybe he should go all in and buy her bar stools and a coffee table! And then a proper foundation for that GRIFTED bed they sleep on.
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He’a a Restoration Hardware kinda guy! LOL
 
Today’s vlog was a lesson in Narcissism. He’s Christmas shopping for his girlfriend and all he can do is talk about himself.. congratulationing himself for doing what most people do without a second thought. And discussing the gifts HE wants… because it always has to be about him.

And the vacuum… my husband knows I will actually kill him if he ever gifts me a vacuum. That is not a gift.. that’s a household essential. Kyle, I know you read here… do not gift her that.

edit to add: the part where Casey says “I’m kidding, I’m kidding, I’m kidding”…. That is a response of someone who has dealt with one too many meltdowns/blow ups.
 
QueenC17 said:
Wow!! I am soooo proud of oar little unabomber. Like a complete dumbass, he calls an eye mask a night guard but then he actually edits the vlog and puts in a note! Mama Ca Sey would be so proud too if only he didn't order her not to watch this. View attachment 2618996 q
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Somebody should post this screenshot on Iberostar's X/Twitter. This is your spokesman, Iberostar! Money well spent, Iberostar!
 
Disney_Fan said:
He makes my skin crawl
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I absolutely imagine that's exactly the effect he has on anyone who is around him for long. He's a crass and common piece of work, empty and irredeemably broken. To know him is eventually to be repulsed by him. That's why acquaintances tire of his fraudulent act and move on. and now he's beginning even more to spiral out of control. The enabling Clown Parents can make all the house calls they want and it will make little difference.

A grown man like that, even if he is your child, is an anchor around your neck. Eventually, you cut him loose and let him swim or drown or you drown with him. As the parents of Pallo, they're stuck and always will be wtih their spawn for as long as he lives. I think they still hold out hope that Casey will be some leveling force in his chaotic existence and addled mind and life, but she's beginning to cave to him, not the other way around. He's used to wearing down the people who try to be good to him and befriend him. Eventually, however, it's never enough and his acting out, his paranoia, and his aberrant behavior drives them away or drives them mad. His parents are a testament to that.
This won't end well.
 
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