Kyle Pallo #40 Nummy, nummy in my tummy, I never ask for anyone's money

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Yeah, but he has his "own" apartment now!
He's greateful (sic) for your guys's support, we couldn't have done it without us. Restoration Hardware kinda apartment.

She'll never do that. You can't argue with stupid.
She's aged ten years since she's been dating him. If she doesn't jump ship soon she'll be looking like Yoda Susan Pallo before she knows it.
FTFY

what did I miss?
Nothing really. Kile continues to be an abject failure, and he continues to get bailed out by "kind of a witch" bank momager & his sister-wife. They likely were guarantors on his apartment lease. We're so jealous of his success!
 
Currently she cannot stand up for herself.

Look at her whenever she says something that is not 100% Kyle adoration. She looks at him for a reaction and it's always some quick apology... "I was kidding", she kind of side eyes him and pulls her head back a little, like your dog looks at you when you walk in the living room and he's on the couch.

I'm not saying he'd lay a hand on her, (yet), but she does not want to experience the toddler clench fist, foot stomping, slathering bullshit that I'm sure she sees from him.

This is her first 'boy' - 'friend'. If she doesn't smarten up in 5 years she'll be working 50 hours a week, cleaning the house, walking the dog, and he'll be sleeping until noon every day and playing video games until 4 in the morning.
You're 100000% right. You can tell she wants him to chill out more and she wants him to drink less because he becomes Bert Kreischer/Peter Pan when he gets hammered. She cringes when he's like that but has to baby him at the same time. It is painfully evident in the videos. My guess is that most of the off-camera arguing is her trying to speak up and probably fairly tactfully ask him to simmer down because he's going off the rails and woooo woooo-ing etc... So she cries, he comforts her and says gaslighting BS to her then turns the camera back on. She may carry a tube of prep H in her bag to tone down the puffy eyes.
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I can't find the clip but it reminds me of Dana Carvey's bit about not being able to say "judicial system" without sounding drunk.
 
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He's greateful (sic) for your guys's support, we couldn't have done it without us. Restoration Hardware kinda apartment.

Nothing really. Kile continues to be an abject failure, and he continues to get bailed out by "kind of a witch" bank momager & his sister-wife. They likely were guarantors on his apartment lease. We're so jealous of his success!

Who wouldn't be jealous of a 30 year old moving into his FIRST "very own" apartment funded by the Bank of Mommy? Man, I'm so jealous! 😡😡
 
Another day, another Kyle :poop: Pile another Daily :poop: Dump ratio'd.
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Barely 25K views in 24hrs. Half as many as he would have gotten
only a year ago, but he's "...amazed how well " he's doing. BELIEVE ME! :ROFLMAO:
with schlock, useless videos, "...as well as last year."
NOPE! ___ "math b issue and hard" 😂
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Just remember, however, Kyle couldn't have done it without you.
Give yourselves a round of applause!


(y)1.4K____(n)2.2K

Well the 'perfect house uhhhh...apartment' Mommy & Sissy got
me into will get those views up and end that ratio from the hatters
and meanies. I couldn't have done it without you ... and Mommy and
Sissy and my beloved Discount Doormat and Handmaiden, Casey.

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You go gurl'! You're aging like a raisin in the sun. (y)
This is your future. This is as good as it will ever get with him. Good luck sweetcheeks. You're going to need lots of it.
 
Is his saying "No shot!" instead of "No tit" a new thing for him? He does it twice in yesterday's video, once when seeing the Ducktails characters & once when picking up the dumplings & fries. He sounds like a fricking dipshit

He does his patented "...but I don't know why" food review of the Mickey ice cream sandwich as well. "I like the sandwich better than a Mickey bar, but I don't know why", & that's it. Ummmm...ok, great explanation...
 
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