Kyle Pallo #40 Nummy, nummy in my tummy, I never ask for anyone's money

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CaptainSalty said:
It's true, but he will NEVER in a million years admit lying or defeat.
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He's going to double down on delusion as his channel slowly but steadily sinks into the ground.

Kile will be down to 10 Patreon subscribers, stagnant subscriber growth, down massively year-over-year on views, P.O. box shut down, ratio'd into the ground on every video... and he'll say, "the channel b doing better than ever!"
 
Remember this from his Flavors of Florida vlog? It's been zapped! :ROFLMAO:
@Squiggy74 tagging you because it's your ss.

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BlurryCat said:
Can please we get a 'beautiful' apartment reveal bingo before the weekend? :LOL:

Also taking bets on how many times he uses these words in the BIG reveal:
  • Beautiful
  • Pristine
  • Perfect
  • Luxury
  • Sexy
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BIG BOY not to be confused with PIG BOY
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Scooby Don't said:
Except he doesn't get the same amount of views. In July he got 800K less views than the previous year.
He just can't stop himself lying, can he?
He forgets that anyone can easily fact check his bullshit and call him out on it.
Kyle: Your views are a matter of public record. Bullshitting to a few idiots on Twitter doesn't make it true.
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This is why he claims to love analytics. He is using the data to tell the story he wants. He never said his analysis was reliable or that he was comparing draygons to draygons.
 
CaptainSalty said:
Did this witch even shout out or thank the person who gave him the tickets for this event? I skipped through the video so am not positive, but if not, WTAF?
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And you'd think that as a "Disney vlogger" he'd use correct nomenclature in the video's title. It is Moonlight Magic, not Moon Light Magic. Michael Kay got it right for God's sake, and at the very top of his vlog he introduced and thanked the DVC family who invited him.

Professionalism and quality control b hard.
 
Some predictions for the video title:

My $250,000 Luxury Apartment Tour (this is based off his last apartment move-in vlogs where he puts some arbitrary price in the title)

I LEASED a BEAUTIFUL and LUXURIOUS Apartment

Moving Into My Dream Apartment

It's going to be some mash-up of the above.

At the end of the video he's going to have a long monologue about how he'd never be able to achieve such great and amazing things without "you guyses" support.
 
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Tbone1723 said:
I appreciate Kyle being the most consistent Disney Vlogger..
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Then move along. You’re on tattle because someone else bothers you. 👋 see ya.

He’s a grifty little tit. He doesn’t treat cast members well and lies constantly. I understand people want to ”see the parks” but honestly so many of these vloggers are entitled bad actors at WDW/UO. I don’t want to hear Dim Tracker scream WEEEE on Tron on my vacay nor do I want Kile Pallo to scream in the hallways of my hotel.
 
BlurryCat said:
Some predictions for the video title:

My $250,000 Luxury Apartment Tour (this is based off his last apartment move-in vlogs where he puts some arbitrary price in the title)

I LEASED a BEAUTIFUL and LUXURIOUS Apartment

Moving Into My Dream Apartment

It's going to be some mash-up of the above.

At the end of the video he's going to have a long monologue about how he'd never be able to achieve such great and amazing things without "you guyses" support.
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He definitely will not use the word luxurious... he cannot pronounce it! 🤣
 
Scooby Don't said:
Except he doesn't get the same amount of views. In July he got 800K less views than the previous year.
He just can't stop himself lying, can he?
He forgets that anyone can easily fact check his bullshit and call him out on it.
Kyle: Your views are a matter of public record. Bullshitting to a few idiots on Twitter doesn't make it true.
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Kyle comes from that "alternate facts" crowd, where they think if you repeat a lie enough times, it becomes a truth. Thing is, the person spreading the bullshit isn't supposed to be dazzled by it themselves. Sorry Kyle, you're not rewarded by making up views. Alternate facts don't pay the bills
 
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