Kerry Whelpdale

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She honestly just popped up on my screen in her glasses with her brown hair and I thought it was Kerry Conway.

I'm so confused by that latest morning routine. Did she not have a shower? What was the point of all those face creams and makeup and putting on a dress and tights if she couldn't even be bothered to wash her hair. Its not like she has a job to rush off too.

And 2 dishwashers for a family of 4 and shes STILL washing stuff up in the morning. What an utter tw@t she is seriously!

So she gets everyone up and out the house then sits her lazy @rse on the sofa!
 
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She honestly just popped up on my screen in her glasses with her brown hair and I thought it was Kerry Conway.

I'm so confused by that latest morning routine. Did she not have a shower? What was the point of all those face creams and makeup and putting on a dress and tights if she couldn't even be bothered to wash her hair. Its not like she has a job to rush off too.

And 2 dishwashers for a family of 4 and shes STILL washing stuff up in the morning. What an utter tw@t she is seriously!

So she gets everyone up and out the house then sits her lazy @rse on the sofa!
She takes a shower in the evening. I didn't bother watching this one, it's just too boring. But in her kitchen tour her lips looked horrendous, like an auntie from the 90s from doesn't know how to apply lipliner.
 
She takes a shower in the evening. I didn't bother watching this one, it's just too boring. But in her kitchen tour her lips looked horrendous, like an auntie from the 90s from doesn't know how to apply lipliner.

yes f*****g h£ll how bad did they look?! She gets it SO wrong every time!
 
Her whole life looks so weird and sterile. Those kids sat watching the TV look like they're in some kind of institution and Chris just sat at the island on his laptop its all so weird. Why is she making her boys watch Grease, they would have zero interest in it, she's seriously odd like she's playing a part of someone but doesn't know who she really is or how to act.
 
It’s all very cold and controlled.

Sorry to say, the house is hideous. It’s all dark colours and hard surfaces and wood and iron and angles. The very opposite of cosy. If you walked in, you would have no idea who lived there presumably because personal photos and ornaments would kill “the look”
 
The hot water thing is still so bizarre. Anyway she is a WAG and social media star, she doesn’t need a 9-5. 😂
Hahaha she wishes she was a WAG! My 9 year old kids are in a higher league footie team than the David Beckham wannabe! I think they’re hilarious! She swoons over him like he’s gods gift but no one could love him more than he loves himself! It’s totally unfounded opinion but he’s got ‘shags around and slides in DM’s’ written all over him 😂😂😂
 
Hahaha she wishes she was a WAG! My 9 year old kids are in a higher league footie team than the David Beckham wannabe! I think they’re hilarious! She swoons over him like he’s gods gift but no one could love him more than he loves himself! It’s totally unfounded opinion but he’s got ‘shags around and slides in DM’s’ written all over him 😂😂😂
Do you think Kerry let’s him have his own social media?! She controls how many sausages the poor fella eats!
 
When Kerry refers to her house as cosy. 🤔🥴🙈 It almost echos it is cold & hallow.
Oh I thought this watching today! There isn’t a lounge room area as such, just massive open spaces. I don’t see why they needed all that space at the back yet they’ve made a ‘playroom’ at the back which would make a cosier lounge? And the tiled floor! It hardly makes you want to snuggle infront of the tv, it’s so clinical. That blue sofa just looks lost!
 
I thought the same today. It’s like an aircraft hanger! All the metal and tiled floor everywhere. The space is almost too open plan with nothing to soften it. Really don’t like it at all.
We are in the process of having a large open plan kitchen/dining/living space created and seeing Kerry’s today has actually made me think again. I’m really not sure I want to live in what looks like a glorified warehouse! Any advice on how to soften it up?!
 
We are in the process of having a large open plan kitchen/dining/living space created and seeing Kerry’s today has actually made me think again. I’m really not sure I want to live in what looks like a glorified warehouse! Any advice on how to soften it up?!
Also think how you're going to manage noise/smells/heating. Energy prices are set to rise 150% compared to the same time last year. Working from home also brought in new appreciation of segregated dining/living room spaces for me.
 
Large rugs, big plants (think Fiddle leaf fig), lots throws, lots of soft furnishings & art will help cosy it up. I know they have just finished their renovations so maybe she will add all this in time. I just look at her current choice of furniture which I don’t think goes with her house at all (for example her pine dining room table, the playroom coffee table & that chair she had under the stairs). High hopes for the new sofa. 🤞🏻
 
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