martaS
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A lot has happened since the start of this thread.
- Katie had a haircut that made her mane look like a "jaundiced penis" (in @squatternutbosh's words).
- Had a rare moment of self-reflection but still hasn't done anything about the quality of her vlogs
"Like, I filmed all this content that you have seen in this video, and I am not happy with. I just don't think it's interesting. I want you guys to be like entertained, and learn something from my videos"
- Made questionable fashion choices:
She wore this ensemble to a wedding. Granted, it was one of her circus friends wedding but why be so literal.
- Is still obsessed with genitals.
- She has failed:
* 30 day declutter challenge
* no spend September (or was it a second-hand September?)
* promised "halloween tutorials", made 2 and didn't even explained what products were used and in what way.
- Has been on a fitness journey (I don't think I can be bothered to elaborate on that, it's in Vlogmas if anyone cares).
- Has been growing her armpit hair.
- Got Botox. Which made her look constipated, according to some Tattlers.
- Keeps mentioning ex-fiance LITERALLY every few weeks.
- Consistently made the "AD" marks so tiny on her Stories you literally needed a magnifying glass to spot it.
- Went on some solo dates, which (aside from the silly name) is quite a cute idea and could be empowering for those followers who may suffer from social anxiety but the dates involved spending a fair amount of money so probably weren't realistic for many followers.
- Changed agencies and is now with Matchsticks, who seem to manage a number of medium size influencers. Her chat about her old job at Gleam (in one of the early Vlogmas) was probably the most interesting thing she shared all year and was nice to listen to. She spoke in a matter-of-fact way and not the usual baby voice
- Has been on a menstrual journey, trying tampons for the first time since her teenage years and trying a menstrual disc.
She boiled in a saucepan, as you are instructed to do in-between uses, only to discover that she did in a pan in which she previously had boiled some broccoli, and so the disc had in fact been boiled with bits of broccoli.
(Does she not wash her pans?)
- She's finally selling the pot washer's shoes via Vinted and they're more disgusting that one could ever imagine
- Got gifted Emma mattress, almost three years to the date after being kindly gifted a different mattress from Benson for Beds, which apparently has become "uncomfortable".
- @squatternutbosh wrote this amazing rendition of Aqua's Barbie Girl:
Hi Kathie!
Hi Geoff!
You want to go for another date night this week?
Sure Geoff,
Jump in!
I’m a tiny girl, in a massive world
Everything’s gifted, but I’m so thrifty
you can dress me in, horrible charity shop oversized blazers
imagination, of which I lack creation
come on Kathie, let’s go a&e
Aa aa aa phobia
Come on Kathie let’s go a&e
Oo oh oo, hot water bottle!
im a dumb bimbo blonde in a privileged life
I dress crap, drink too much, petite fast fashion!
your my cuck, we don’t f*ck, peg me with gifted dildos
Paints my nails, build some forts, eat some olives!
You can hoard
You can declutter
You can try a new skin regime everyday!
- Lastly, a few months ago our little madam found a mushroom in one of her potted plants and couldn't grasp how it got there
She asked on Stories what "brand of mushroom" this was, as she thought it "spored" from some mushrooms G and her ate. G tried explaining but she was still confused.
- And before I forget it, here's our ever growing list of names for our "fav" London power couple. Thanks for all contribution, and if I have missed yours, please write it down in a comment and I will duly update
GUYS I AM SO SORRY THIS POST IS SO LONG. I have too much time on my hands. Thankfully going back to work after NY so should SPAM less on here
A lot has happened since the start of this thread.
- Katie had a haircut that made her mane look like a "jaundiced penis" (in @squatternutbosh's words).
- Had a rare moment of self-reflection but still hasn't done anything about the quality of her vlogs
"Like, I filmed all this content that you have seen in this video, and I am not happy with. I just don't think it's interesting. I want you guys to be like entertained, and learn something from my videos"
- Made questionable fashion choices:
She wore this ensemble to a wedding. Granted, it was one of her circus friends wedding but why be so literal.
- Is still obsessed with genitals.
- She has failed:
* 30 day declutter challenge
* no spend September (or was it a second-hand September?)
* promised "halloween tutorials", made 2 and didn't even explained what products were used and in what way.
- Has been on a fitness journey (I don't think I can be bothered to elaborate on that, it's in Vlogmas if anyone cares).
- Has been growing her armpit hair.
- Got Botox. Which made her look constipated, according to some Tattlers.
- Keeps mentioning ex-fiance LITERALLY every few weeks.
- Consistently made the "AD" marks so tiny on her Stories you literally needed a magnifying glass to spot it.
- Went on some solo dates, which (aside from the silly name) is quite a cute idea and could be empowering for those followers who may suffer from social anxiety but the dates involved spending a fair amount of money so probably weren't realistic for many followers.
- Changed agencies and is now with Matchsticks, who seem to manage a number of medium size influencers. Her chat about her old job at Gleam (in one of the early Vlogmas) was probably the most interesting thing she shared all year and was nice to listen to. She spoke in a matter-of-fact way and not the usual baby voice
- Has been on a menstrual journey, trying tampons for the first time since her teenage years and trying a menstrual disc.
She boiled in a saucepan, as you are instructed to do in-between uses, only to discover that she did in a pan in which she previously had boiled some broccoli, and so the disc had in fact been boiled with bits of broccoli.
(Does she not wash her pans?)
- She's finally selling the pot washer's shoes via Vinted and they're more disgusting that one could ever imagine
- Got gifted Emma mattress, almost three years to the date after being kindly gifted a different mattress from Benson for Beds, which apparently has become "uncomfortable".
- @squatternutbosh wrote this amazing rendition of Aqua's Barbie Girl:
Hi Kathie!
Hi Geoff!
You want to go for another date night this week?
Sure Geoff,
Jump in!
I’m a tiny girl, in a massive world
Everything’s gifted, but I’m so thrifty
you can dress me in, horrible charity shop oversized blazers
imagination, of which I lack creation
come on Kathie, let’s go a&e
Aa aa aa phobia
Come on Kathie let’s go a&e
Oo oh oo, hot water bottle!
im a dumb bimbo blonde in a privileged life
I dress crap, drink too much, petite fast fashion!
your my cuck, we don’t f*ck, peg me with gifted dildos
Paints my nails, build some forts, eat some olives!
You can hoard
You can declutter
You can try a new skin regime everyday!
- Lastly, a few months ago our little madam found a mushroom in one of her potted plants and couldn't grasp how it got there
She asked on Stories what "brand of mushroom" this was, as she thought it "spored" from some mushrooms G and her ate. G tried explaining but she was still confused.- And before I forget it, here's our ever growing list of names for our "fav" London power couple. Thanks for all contribution, and if I have missed yours, please write it down in a comment and I will duly update
| Geoff-isms |
| Geoff Goldblum |
| Geoff the Meff |
| Geoffleton |
| Geoffonka Donk |
| Geofforoid |
| Geoffshroom |
| Kathleen Lou & Geoffersome Von Snobbertit |
| The Court Geoffster |
| "Boyf" |
| #Slenderdick |
| Agent Geoff |
| Archbishop Geoffard |
| Archbishop Geoffington |
| Baby G |
| Baron Geofferonymus |
| Baron Geoffethemus |
| British Semi detached house Mafia DJ sensation Geoffy Geoff |
| Count Geoff of Geoffington |
| Count Geoffula |
| Daddy G Legs |
| Daddy Geofferson |
| Daddy Long Legs |
| Despicable Geoff |
| DJ Geoff |
| DJ Jazzy Geoff |
| Duke Geoffrey "G" Geoffington and Duchess Kathleen "Smol" Snooksy-Snookerson |
| Earl of Geoffandia |
| Emperor Geoffodopolous |
| Exhalted Geoffmeister |
| Father Geoffrey/ Daddy Geoff/ Padrè Geoff |
| Friar Geoffbert |
| G cash |
| Gangly Geoffo |
| G-bum |
| GeeGee Hadid |
| G-eeves |
| Geffinator |
| Geffosaurus |
| Geffwee |
| Gentry G |
| Geoff Bezos |
| Geoff Del Ray |
| Geoff Jenner aka Katie's dadager |
| Geoff of Geofftown |
| Geoff Snookhael |
| Geoffalo |
| Geoff-a-nator |
| Geoffanie |
| Geoffbert Snookstein |
| Geoffbot |
| Geoffbot 3000 |
| Geoffbrough |
| Geoffbury |
| Geoffenheimer |
| Geofferami |
| Geofferanium |
| Geofferella |
| Geofferoni |
| Geoffers |
| Geofferscope |
| Geofferson |
| Geofferson Airplane |
| Geoffistotle Snookcrates |
| Geoffleton of Snooksbury |
| Geofflon Musk/ Ge-lon Musk |
| Geofflypuff |
| Geoffo |
| Geoffolina |
| Geoffoloy |
| Geoffonka donk |
| Geoffophile |
| Geofforia Landgarb |
| Geoffowank |
| Geoffred |
| Geoffrey McGeofforick |
| Geoffrick |
| Geoffry Dahmer |
| Geoffry Lannister |
| Geoffson |
| Geoffthey |
| Geofftopher |
| Gergely |
| Get-off Geoff |
| Gimothy |
| Goeffiatric |
| Gordinia |
| G-phen Merchant |
| Grandfather Geoff |
| Grandmaster Geoff |
| Grandpa Geeh |
| Granpa Geoffington |
| G-string |
| G-sus (A lanky, (extra) wanky, gentrified Jesus for the litter-strewn streets of East London) (for those losing faith) |
| G-Unit |
| Her Ladyship of Broccoli Filled Menstrual Disc |
| Human Selfie Stick |
| Kaffleen |
| Kaffween |
| King Geofftopher |
| Lady Kath Boleyn & King Geoffry VIII |
| Lady Kathleen Lentin of the Sad Olives |
| Little Lord Geoffington |
| Lord Geoffdemort |
| Lord Geoffrey |
| Mahatma Geoffandi |
| Marquess Geoffton |
| Marquis de Geoff |
| Master of Muppets |
| Mother and Father to Doctor Maurice "Morris" Catboy |
| Mr & Mrs Lentil |
| Mr and Mrs Catacomb |
| Mr and Mrs Sentin/Snooktin |
| Mr Cheesestring |
| Princess Kathleen of Barking |
| Reverend Geoff |
| Señor Geoffnando |
| Ser Geoffington of Highgarden |
| Sinister Minister |
| Sloppy G |
| Sous-Geoff |
| The Geoff Attack |
| The Pale Geoff |
| The Slenderman |
| The Sloppy Lentil fam |
| The Snooktin Household of Doom |
| Thumbelina and Goliath |
| Tonegeoff |
| Veggie-phobic owner of the Walthamstow Dungeon |
| Viscount Geoffolomew |
GUYS I AM SO SORRY THIS POST IS SO LONG. I have too much time on my hands. Thankfully going back to work after NY so should SPAM less on here
xx
). Made my own pastry for quiches and tarts. The list goes on.
