Now I understand why she loves a fake tan or sunbed, it hides her wrinkles with the creosote.
Cue Skank in a salon asaalh (as soon as arsehat let's her)
She is practically living at the leisure centre (i can't call it a theatre ) with Sergeant Major Arsehat clock watching her and cracking the whip (Go Arsehat ), so when she gets back to the terrible terrace she has barely enough energy to yell at Bongo before falling asleep
Aww obviously not allowed to go out for a Sunday roast/sniff/Prosecco bender in her 2 hour break between shows. What a shame. Ah well will be good training for her paramedic shifts with no meal breaks in 12 hours. Character building stuff!
She really can’t do much but the Panto We ain’t gonna get any partying, there is no time for it, her schedule is full on and she is being made to work it
Will add, the no filming rule isn’t being enforced, there are loads of videos reposted by KK, gee they really do love the ugly sisters was the meet and greet tonight, brought the fans out. I can’t be bothered reposting them, they are all a bit boring, and they are not really showing any embarrassing performances, the best one where Skank is twirling in the wrong direction feature members of the public and I never want to post them. She sings a whole new world, it’s flat, but not as bad as her usual banshee wailing, the audience love it. There is also a video of Lego, he doesn’t look happy, seems very bored of it all, sat at a desk looking miserable as she chats to him like he’s a kid. Still haven‘t found any Lady Marmalade videos yet, now that I will post if I find one wonder if they’ve learnt the words yet
I love how when she is busted doing something wrong and the press ask for a comment…,stoney silence from little sister. Surprised Soph didn’t say Katie was being picked up by her current boyfriend/chauffeur so it wasn’t her fault where he parked.
I'll not have you ladies commenting on Katie's appearance Katie's as beautiful as the day Katie first started modelling and wipes the floor with these 20 year olds, Katie's been on the game for 30 years and has never used Photoshop or filters on her pictures because Katie's a natural beauty and the camara loves her. Now look at these glamorous shots of Katie because the skanky bleep doesn't look like a walking mutilated corpse that's one good weekend drink and drug binge away from an early grave. View attachment 3319933 qView attachment 3319935 qView attachment 3319937 qView attachment 3319942 qView attachment 3319944 q
It couldn't have happened to a nicer person
That old saying reckons you eventually get the Face You Deserve only for skank she hurried it along with all her bewty surgeries
That Ellie from Lift Aesthetics/Clinic Club has disappeared for me of insta…. Anyone else? Also nothing of her relating to Clinic Club as registered to someone else…
That Ellie from Lift Aesthetics/Clinic Club has disappeared for me of insta…. Anyone else? Also nothing of her relating to Clinic Club as registered to someone else…
I can still see it ..Ellie just got rid of lift name and renamed her lift account to the clinic Club..
But still offers same
In the highlight part on the ig it all tags Ellie lift aesthetics from last year and beyond.
Obviously Ellie trying to fool authorities after the recent itv investigation of her practices yet she's still offering them around the uk and some European cities
It sounds like a Christmas to remember this year for Katie Price as she's planning to spend the day at pal Kerry Katona's house and make Christmas dinner together
If she was on a weigh loss drug this would be coming out the other end quicker than you can shout it’s behind you …. She may have been on Ozempic or similar but can’t be now with the crap she’s eating …
I’ve been on Mounjaro for six months, this is not the same for all. I’ve eaten KFC and pizza. Admittedly a small amount as I simply can’t eat big meals anymore, but it certainly didn’t make me tit myself. Nothing has done that. Everyone is different regarding side effects.
Excellent sherlocking DC So that’s cleared that up, wasn’t kicked out then after all. Dunno why she’s been so Secret Squirrel about her living arrangements over the past ten days though. It’s all become a bit dull, she’s clearly having to work hard, both of our stars of Panto are exhausted, she’s not partying with KK as expected, there are no reviews coming out other than the Telegraph, who said she was dreadful, though all the people going are loving it, Skank actually hasn’t looked that bad on the few clips that have leaked out, although I’m sure she is very bad at times quite disappointing so far
Funniest thing is Skank is really having to knuckle down to get through this, it does look hard work, probably the hardest she’s ever had to work, it’s deffo a step up from her Pantos last year. I was laughing at her fall over the weekend, and how much better my life is than hers. Miss Katie Price, once a multi-millionaire, living in a mansion, designer gear in abundance, fancy motors, now bankrupt, unable to drive due to Insurance costs or she’s actually lost her licence again, it’s all gone, and she has a fake boyfriend to add to her troubles. Here’s little me, having a fun Christmas, lovely family, a daughter who I see every day as I’m not a mother who lost her child due to serious neglect, took her to Slava’s Snow Show at the weekend, we had an enchanting time, and I’ve been out for drinks with real friends, I can have a Christmas of wonder unlike Skank, no stress for me. She’s 46 years old, she should be set up for life, doing fun things like me, on holiday now, but no, she’s in such a mess that she is working herself into the ground, living in a rental in Crewe, no family, no socialising, long gone are the Playboy Mansion days. I live a life 100x better than the Iconic Miss Katie Price…..Karma is here
When Pepe Guadeola was manager at Barcelona he would ring around the team at 9.30 or 10ish on their house phones to check they weren't out on the lash in town and doing what young men do.
Maybe RSM Anton is following the same practice and keeping them on a tight rein.
...and yet again, the prowfessional mowdel of 85 million years who can wipe the tit off 20 year olds, really researches the backgrounds to enhance her staged poses.....
It sounds like a Christmas to remember this year for Katie Price as she's planning to spend the day at pal Kerry Katona's house and make Christmas dinner together
Well Christmas dinner will be interesting. KK has made many statements over the years saying she doesn't & can't cook & they live off take away's or ready meals. And Madam has no cooking skills whatsoever, always ready made food.
Mum of five Kerry continued: "Me, Katie and Molly will all be sharing cooking duties – Katie said she’s on roast potatoes! Well that will be taxing, Katie on roast potatoes. Doesn't take much to get the scissor's & open the Aunt Bessie's ready made spuds. They're going to be off their face's & be very, very loud. Wait until Harvey kicks off & starts wrecking KK's house. Hope the TV's are up high!
To be honest, I can't feel much sympathy for any company stupid enough to collaborate with her who are then short-changed. It's not as if there isn't enough info out there about her if one only digs a tiny bit.