Katie Price #439 I love the smell of B.O. and sniffing snow. Now it’s off to bugger up the Xmas panto Ho Ho Ho!

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DC16 said:
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She’s now drinking a vanilla milkshake, was eating doughnuts earlier, on burgers, fries and surgery sweets yesterday, she has the diet of a 14yo, she just pumps 💩 into her body in every possible way and is constantly vaping, it’s not just the odd day, it’s every single day…..something must snap with her health soon.
 
Pavlova said:
Christ she looks absolutely bolloxed...
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State of it out in the wild weapon grade filters in full force as usual 🤢🤢🤢
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SmillieKylie said:
She’s now drinking a vanilla milkshake, was eating doughnuts earlier, on burgers, fries and surgery sweets yesterday, she has the diet of a 14yo, she just pumps 💩 into her body in every possible way and is constantly vaping, it’s not just the odd day, it’s every single day…..something must snap with her health soon.
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If shes not on the Ozempic now she will pile the weight back on super quick unless shes on so much ❄❄❄❄❄
 
Stan Butler said:
Who said two peas in a pod (witch peas) Kerry cokeheads t-shirt and the bleeping state of the faces especially skanks bottom lip it's off to the races.🤣🤣🤣
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OMG they are both off their ugly bleeping faces ffs state of them a match made in heaven the panto should be fun some days there are 3 perfomances😂😂😂😂😂 and most are 2 lol cant imagine Skanky keeping up with that im sure she didnt do that many last year in her tit show panto😂😂😂😂
 
DC16 said:
Well for January, the full month, would cost £2700 to stay there, although they may have got 20% off that price, I bet they are not even using upstairs, as there is a bedroom next to the lounge. There are several bedrooms and on street parking, as it's a terraced place. One of the beds is a sofa bed in the lounge. A review of the place a year ago was very scathing, this place will need a fumigation after she vacates.
She said she was going to do a live the Thursday she got up there. Also mentioned she would be 'back' on the 6th December, surely they won't drive all the way back just for one day in Haywards Heath. :unsure:
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Have you got a copy of the listing please? I don’t live far from Crewe and the town centre is shocking.
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Jomo11 said:
Why rewrite the script when you could just fire them and use the understudies? More fool them if they paid them in advance! I don't believe a lot of people want to see her (apart from rubber neckers after a car crash!) - I'll bet the audience are all cheap fills to save them face! There is no way they are going to cope with it the way they are though, so they have a tough choice to make. KFP on her own was bad enough but who on earth thought her and KK together would be viable!! It will be a contest to see who can be the most outrageous and vile on stage, closely followed by who well get the biggest high from ❄! The next few weeks are going to be carnage - a bit like watching a horror movie from behind your hands!!:eek:🙈🤷‍♀️
I didn't hear the interview but it sounded horrendous! I agree - I bet they're feeling mighty silly for hiring them now!!
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Unfortunately the local primary and SEN schools usually go to the panto in Northwich. I’m so glad that we no longer live in the surrounding area. I would refuse to let my children go 😡
 
Jellymouse said:
Have you got a copy of the listing please? I don’t live far from Crewe and the town centre is shocking.
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Unfortunately the local primary and SEN schools usually go to the panto in Northwich. I’m so glad that we no longer live in the surrounding area. I would refuse to let my children go 😡
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Oh dear! Not such a good idea, for them this year! I dread to think what they will see and hear!
 
bargainhunt99 said:
I've never known pain like cracked ribs. There's no way that's what she's done.
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In the summer I fell off a garden chair and didn’t catch myself before I landed and fell heavily on my side. Dear God it hurt! My top few ribs. Then I got back on the chair and did the exact same thing landing again in the same ribs! When I sneeezed or coughed I wanted to cry cos I knew what pain was about to hit me.
 
SmillieKylie said:
Cracked rib you say 🤦🏽‍♀️ Is it ❄ing up north, sure looks like it to me 🤔

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Lol at me a little if you like, but after years of watching the model of 30yrs experience with 90s pouty poses and pointy toes/ears I have to say: Blimey, KKs modeling stunt is good! The funky back-ground music, her smiley face and winsome approach puts her leagues above her bezzie mate/ ❄snow-sister!
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Lin60 said:
This last picture, that's surely DW, look at the mouth omg that's her without a doubt 🤗😂😂
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That's known as Creative Artistic Pomifyingly Genius.
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SmillieKylie said:
She’s now drinking a vanilla milkshake, was eating doughnuts earlier, on burgers, fries and surgery sweets yesterday, she has the diet of a 14yo, she just pumps 💩 into her body in every possible way and is constantly vaping, it’s not just the odd day, it’s every single day…..something must snap with her health soon.
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Methinks the stress of the Panto has got her bingeing after near-starvation whilst on the 'skinny jab!'
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SewerGrapes said:
Jingle bells, Kipper smells,
It's fast-food all the way
Oh what fun to crash a car
And still expect Full Pay
Oh!
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Hey,maybe we should start a Krustie Christmas carol theme; so here's another effort:

Good King Cole was daft ar$e-hole and a .......?

Nah, forget it, that's so last year anyway :poop:🤭
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SmillieKylie said:
Cracked rib you say 🤦🏽‍♀️ Is it ❄ing up north, sure looks like it to me 🤔

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Ooer, just re-read your observations Kylie.
Absolutely no sign of a cracked rib there whatsoever!
A crackhead mind perhaps. If this a very recent vid, the panto producers might like a look at it.
Again, comparative to Kipper, she's working it rather professionally!
 
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SewerGrapes said:
Long story (abbreviated) I got cracked ribs after getting floored and kicked several times in that region. As I had just been given co-codomol for my arthritis I needed them for this pain. First dose had me on the toilet for 5 HOURS (not joking) trying to pass a curly-wurly. I was in too much pain to attend a UF0 concert that I had tickets for. 😩 Awful constipation.
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I know that pain. Major op and cocodomol, almost 2 weeks later I paced up and down like I was in labour, finally "giving birth" to a solid brick, brought tears to my eyes and it weren't from happiness seeing that brown baby I can tell ya!🥺
 
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