Katie Price #439 I love the smell of B.O. and sniffing snow. Now it’s off to bugger up the Xmas panto Ho Ho Ho!

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SmillieKylie said:
Oh my, this is glorious, KK sounds off her face, whatever it is she’s on, it’s showing, Skank’s hyper as well, but not as bad 😁 Hey Anton Arsehat (Great name for him Stan, I LOVE IT ) these are your family-friendly panto stars, well done you, great choice 🤦🏽‍♀️

Part One, I’ll get the rest later. So Skank is taking H to KK’s on Christmas Eve, listening to this I think KK is really losing it, she sounds a complete mess. Perhaps you are right @mrspig99 KK is the one struggling and that’s why she is faking the rib injury, it’s actually her who can’t get through the schedule due to her man leaving her, and wants the workload reduced 🤔

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OMG, KK wasn't wrong about the alley cats lol... Pair of chavs wondering around the town centre 😂
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DC16 said:
OMG, absolutely off her head, can barely speak.
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KP is articulate in comparison 😬
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Helena-botham-farter said:
If anyone's wondering what Soph the Sauce is up to....she's busy putting plastic seaweed on her table and around her bannister. I wonder what country that Christmas tradition is from, Atlantis? She won't have time to make public excuses for KP, so she'd better think on!

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That looks tit.
 
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Madcatbimbo said:
To be fair, that was only what Skanky was saying and I think Koketona did say that her kids would be there. I suppose JJ will be playing the elf... and he'll be on a shelf....! (A possible @Pom Bear creation upcoming, I feel...!)
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I couldn't resist making three! Love Pom😄❤️❤️🥰💕🐶🐾😀💖❤️😊😘 xxxx

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Helena-botham-farter said:
If anyone's wondering what Soph the Sauce is up to....she's busy putting plastic seaweed on her table and around her bannister. I wonder what country that Christmas tradition is from, Atlantis? She won't have time to make public excuses for KP, so she'd better think on!

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I know she has tried her best, but, it looks tit
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Pom Bear said:
I couldn't resist making three! Love Pom😄❤❤🥰💕🐶🐾😀💖❤😊😘 xxxx

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I dont think that I will ever recover from her wearing that hairpiece in public :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
Stan Butler said:
Bless bong boys cotton socks he's trying to emulate his predecessor sink boy with a pet "sidekick" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well your well on your way now bong boy,,,
With skank 24/7.✅
Alienated from friends and family.✅
Business in debt.✅
Chauffeur.✅
Bag carrier.
Cat tit picker upper.✅
Tea boy.✅
Cheated on.✅
Laughing stock.✅
Only around now for madams amusement until a new egg claims her.✅
🤣🤣🤣
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I'm trying to imagine what her new egg, if she ever manages to get one to go official, will be like? 😳
Each one seems to be intellectually and physically worse than the one before🤔
She's really scrapping the barrel with the "Fully unprepossessed" JJ 😁
The next one will probably be a banjo player from Buttfuck Alabama if she's lucky🤭
 
BadJanet said:
I'm trying to imagine what her new egg, if she ever manages to get one to go official, will be like? 😳
Each one seems to be intellectually and physically worse than the one before🤔
She's really scrapping the barrel with the "Fully unprepossessed" JJ 😁
The next one will probably be a banjo player from Buttfuck Alabama if she's lucky🤭
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I reckon she will get one of those prisoners on death row, so she can chase many nu eggs without getting caught….
 
DC16 said:
I reckon she will get one of those prisoners on death row, so she can chase many nu eggs without getting caught….
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Like this fella? Luckily Alex Reid said he was friends with him, so he can play matchmaker.

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BadJanet said:
I'm trying to imagine what her new egg, if she ever manages to get one to go official, will be like? 😳
Each one seems to be intellectually and physically worse than the one before🤔
She's really scrapping the barrel with the "Fully unprepossessed" JJ 😁
The next one will probably be a banjo player from Buttfuck Alabama if she's lucky🤭
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Or should that be 'Fully Repossessed' now he's with Kipper?
 
These 2 are honestly 2 peas in a pod….KP said the same about her bankruptcy. The pair of them are shameles.
www.thesun.co.uk

Going bankrupt was the best thing that's ever happened to me, I've finally earned my cash, says millionaire Kerry Katona

KERRY Katona has revealed that going bankrupt was the “best thing that ever happened to her” and she’s finally “earned” her cash. The 41-year-old has previously been d…
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Plus KK had a massive robbery at home the year before she went bankrupt the first time, same as KP having a traumatic robbery in SA just before she went bankrupt and actually lots of break ins and robberies 🤔
metro.co.uk

Katie Price insists bankruptcy is 'best thing to ever happen' to her

The star was formally declared bankrupt in November 2019.
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Madcatbimbo said:
Nooooo.... They were hops which she was throwing about all over the place. She thinks they makes her house a little bit more 'country'....!
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Arrgh that was it harvest festival at the manor house in the cuntryside,, Edna's got an allotment and supposedly a herb and fruit garden but all i've seen her post was a few tatties she bought from supermarket that she pretended to harvest from her allotment. 🤣🤣🤣
 
KK is now saying she was taken to hospital with a cracked rib, but the medication she was given made her behave out of control, she didn’t like it and is now sorting out her own medication, and it seems CBD Oil is the answer…….ok 🤦🏽‍♀️

This panto is already a farce, and we’ve had no performances yet, they are both off their heads as that radio interview showed, how are they going to get through this 🤷🏽‍♀️🤔😁
 
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SmillieKylie said:
KK is now saying she was taken to hospital with a cracked rib, but the medication she was given made her behave out of control, she didn’t like it and is now sorting out her own medication, and it seems CBD Oil is the answer…….ok 🤦🏽‍♀️

This panto is already a farce, and we’ve had no performances yet, they are both off their heads as that radio interview showed, how are they going to get through this 🤷🏽‍♀️🤔😁
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BadJanet said:
As if being on death row isn't bad enough when in walks stinky Skanky shouting and slobbering "Am I wot you fort I'd be like?"
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You would strap into the chair and flick the switch yourself
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SmillieKylie said:
KK is now saying she was taken to hospital with a cracked rib, but the medication she was given made her behave out of control, she didn’t like it and is now sorting out her own medication, and it seems CBD Oil is the answer…….ok 🤦🏽‍♀️

This panto is already a farce, and we’ve had no performances yet, they are both off their heads as that radio interview showed, how are they going to get through this 🤷🏽‍♀️🤔😁
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Saw this and thought of that pair...
 

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