Katie Price #439 I love the smell of B.O. and sniffing snow. Now it’s off to bugger up the Xmas panto Ho Ho Ho!

[tracey3871]

Years ago, she said she was on chloropromazine.... but also taking drugs. Since that time she's claimed she has a lazy tongue, ADHD and a nose operation which have all been given as reasons for similar slurring and behaviour. Now she's supposedly on medication for her ribs. If she genuinely had a reaction to bipolar meds in the first place, why have this catalogue of other reasons? It's almost as if the 'and I was taking drugs' bit is the common factor

''I was on a lot of heavy medication, I was in a very unhappy marriage, and I was taking drugs.'
She said that her behaviour was down to her bipolar medication: 'I was on 350mg of chlorpromazine, which I took at quarter to twelve the night before, and every morning my speech would be very slur, and it'd wear off in the afternoon.'''
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Why the feck would cats be trying desperately to get a manky Macdonalds burger? Jackson Galaxy would be horrified ( as are we all) I saw an episode once where the cat was used to eating donuts because that was the only food around. I can only imagine the cats are shut up in this house and left alone all day too.
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Or maybe, it's a plausible excuse for any drug testing? Was it my imagination or in that video where they both had their legs up, Kraktona said something about outdoing each other and they were both in pain. Maybe KP is playing up her foot issues again and they are both on prescription drugs now?

I googled about drugs tests showing false positives and was surprised to see the medication KK claimed to be on at one point, can show up like amphetamines on tests. I don't know what they're up to but the car crash seems fishy and very similar to loads of KP fake incidents.

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Only in urine screen drug tests, not when a blood sample is sent for analysis or a hair sample ... they identify the drug accurately

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

Comment from Anton on Fb…”you do realise she was paid to have her most recent ‘work done’. She works to pay off her debts, but sadly people think she shouldn’t be entitled to work”
I think we knew the face lift was a freebie with her doing some promo for the company in return but was she also paid?! She works to line her own pockets. Anton you are just a deluded little luvie aren’t you.

She claimed the facelift was work and that's why she couldn't attend court though. Oh dear, telling different lies to different people.

 

[DaniellaCruz]

Comment from Anton on Fb…”you do realise she was paid to have her most recent ‘work done’. She works to pay off her debts, but sadly people think she shouldn’t be entitled to work”
I think we knew the face lift was a freebie with her doing some promo for the company in return but was she also paid?! She works to line her own pockets. Anton you are just a deluded little luvie aren’t you.

It's likely a freebie. I doubt cash was exchanged. He will be wanting a refund if so.

 

[Stan Butler]

Awaiting the influx of rehearsal pictures and videos of the hokey cokey sisters hard at it today, Anton Arsehat will have to dispel the rumours skanks a lazy uncoordinated wooden talentless thicko who hasn't learnt her lines or dance routines because she's always vaping and bleeping around on her phone.

 

[Pink Squirrel]

Comment from Anton on Fb…”you do realise she was paid to have her most recent ‘work done’. She works to pay off her debts, but sadly people think she shouldn’t be entitled to work”
I think we knew the face lift was a freebie with her doing some promo for the company in return but was she also paid?! She works to line her own pockets. Anton you are just a deluded little luvie aren’t you.

Yup, that butcher that she used must be getting LOADS of new clients off the back of her promoting them. Because we all want squinty tiny eyes, cheeky ears & more lines, wrinkles, lumps & bumps than an ordnance survey map
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Awaiting the influx of rehearsal pictures and videos of the hokey cokey sisters hard at it today, Anton Arsehat will have to dispel the rumours skanks a lazy uncoordinated wooden talentless thicko who hasn't learnt her lines or dance routines because she's always vaping and bleeping around on her phone.

Anton Arsehat

 

[MelodyMaker]

My latest favourite Skanky related task is checking out how confrontational and unprofessional the Northwich panto people are behaving on their SM, sad me

Oh my, there’s a proper fight going down on FB between the Panto and a couple of accounts over the last few days, it’s hilarious I don’t want to post what the accounts are saying as it sounds very Krustie-like, and I don’t wanna out anyone’s FB if it is. They are armed with all the facts about her many crimes and asking why they have hired her with her appalling record. They also say they have no problem with the hiring of KK, it’s just Skank, still the panto are defending the Skank. They also keep having a pop at the Red Tops, calling them liars. Red Tops get someone up there for first night and report the truth, the Panto are calling you liars

Here’s a couple of the latest arsey replies from the Panto, the accounts questioning them said their sources are court papers and bankruptcy reports, not the Red Tops, and it looks like the Panto have just deleted those posts …

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I can still see the bankruptcy posts on there Kylie someone's also pointed out her being found to be an unfit mother, perfect for a family panto
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[Ming55]

How does anyone get taken in by her ? You only need to spend 5 minutes in her company to realise what a boorish arrogant talentless woman she is. She appears bereft of social skills and the only thing she can talk about is her.

 

[Madcatbimbo]

I'm dying to see the rest of this article but its subscription only.... 'double date with your new man'....!!

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

How does anyone get taken in by her ? You only need to spend 5 minutes in her company to realise what a boorish arrogant talentless woman she is. She appears bereft of social skills and the only thing she can talk about is her.

I think some people are very impressed by celebrities, no matter how vacuous, immoral or generally unpleasant. Skank will be ego stroking Anton Arsehat and he'll be loving it. Dim Lynne will be seething at home back in Sussex.

 

[mrspig99]

"I am sure those of you who have ever had cracked ribs and bruising will know the pain I am in."

COMPLETE AND UTTER NONSENSE! ⚠

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I'm no forensic collision investigator, but I'm more than familiar with RTCs and the resulting mechanism of injury sustained by those involved in them.
Low speed impact to the nearside (passenger side, so no doubt were her daughter was sat!) which has caused cosmetic damage to the plastic wing, headlamp casing, wheel arch and scuffed the wheel.
Like others have mentioned, the airbags haven't even deployed!
Looks to me like she's turned too tightly into a driveway/through a gate and smacked into the post/wall. Unless she has twatted something else parked on the carriageway, although there appears to be no paint transference on the damaged areas.

If her ribs were fractured, or if she'd suffered a contusion (bruising) to the area she wouldn't be laid flat on her back with her legs in the air, let alone seemingly breath and speak comfortably on camera.

As for the police "taking her home", they wouldn't even attend for a simple damage-only RTC unless she made off from the scene or witnesses suspected she was impaired or had been driving dangerously etc.

Like Skank, she believes we're all brainless sheep who take what she says as gospel.

To bring it back to Skank, it wouldn't surprise me if she had "borrowed" Kracktona's wheels for some reason (❄❄❄) and has caused the damage, and this "horrendous" collision is all smoke and mirrors to throw off the press/police/insurance company?!

You are so right, it's purely cosmetic damage and certainly not the sort to have caused 'bruised and cracked ribs' which you could only get if you hit the steering wheel, which shouldn't even happen if you are wearing a seatbelt! My husband was in a high speed accident which involved the car rolling down an embankment, and even then he only had a very large bruise across his hips from the seatbelt! ( thankfully, could have been way worse, driver of car ( not him) fell asleep and almost his a concrete post at 70mph) Plus if she really sustained those injuries she would have gone to HOSPITAL, had X rays etc to make sure said broken ribs hadn't caused any internal damage, which I'm sure she would have fully documented for her fanbase! Plus as you say no way would she be dancing and singing and laughing at the rehersals if she was really in that much pain!
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Ooooh good shout Stan, I was puzzled as to why KK was pulling this stunt, as I do think she loves the panto and can do it, but yes maybe she has realised Skank is useless and she will struggle working alongside her, so they’ve come up with KK carrying an injury so their roles can be reduced Yesterday I hadn’t really looked at the car crash and thought it possible KK had suffered damage to her ribs, but then seeing that small car bump I can see that can’t have caused KK any harm. I agree with the post from @In_Deep as no way could she lie down legs in the air with a seriously painful rib injury, so why is she faking it Getting their roles reduced because Skank is struggling may indeed be why, can’t think why KK wants that otherwise, as annoying as it is to say it, KK is competent at panto, she doesn’t need to do this, but her pal really does require their part reduced. Is KK faking it cos of Skank‘s incompetence and inability to learn her lines and the routines

Maybe KK's recent break up is taking it's toll on her and that's why she's not as up for this panto as she usually would be? AFter all she's facing Christmas on her own with her 5 kids ( not sure how many actually live with her these days, is she another like skanky who only has the youngest yet always claiming she has all of them?) and her mum is quite ill in hospital so I can see how that could actually get someone down, and with someone like her cause her to 'self medicate' as skanky likes to call it.

 

[SmillieKylie]

Oh my, this is glorious, KK sounds off her face, whatever it is she’s on, it’s showing, Skank’s hyper as well, but not as bad Hey Anton Arsehat (Great name for him Stan, I LOVE IT ) these are your family-friendly panto stars, well done you, great choice

Part One, I’ll get the rest later. So Skank is taking H to KK’s on Christmas Eve, listening to this I think KK is really losing it, she sounds a complete mess. Perhaps you are right @mrspig99 KK is the one struggling and that’s why she is faking the rib injury, it’s actually her who can’t get through the schedule due to her man leaving her, and wants the workload reduced

 

[Uppompey]

Imagine how insulted the rest of the cast must feel with Skank being deemed the most hard working member!!

 

[Parry1988]

Oh my, this is glorious, KK sounds off her face, whatever it is she’s on, it’s showing, Skank’s hyper as well, but not as bad Hey Anton Arsehat (Great name for him Stan, I LOVE IT ) these are your family-friendly panto stars, well done you, great choice

Part One, I’ll get the rest later. So Skank is taking H to KK’s on Christmas Eve, listening to this I think KK is really losing it, she sounds a complete mess. Perhaps you are right @mrspig99 KK is the one struggling and that’s why she is faking the rib injury, it’s actually her who can’t get through the schedule due to her man leaving her, and wants the workload reduced

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duck sakes sounds like a pair of alzheimer patients rambling on about completely random things
Wtf are they actually on about
Slurring their speach, shouting over each other, cant complete a sentence, not making any sense! Absolutely embarrassing!!

 

[SmillieKylie]

Part 2…They ain’t following the script, gonna ad-lib, adding their bits to the script, banter innit, public love that…working hard eh Anton Arsehat Want to make a Simple Life documentary together, just like Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie did years ago, the slurring is getting worse

 

[DC16]

Oh my, this is glorious, KK sounds off her face, whatever it is she’s on, it’s showing, Skank’s hyper as well, but not as bad Hey Anton Arsehat (Great name for him Stan, I LOVE IT ) these are your family-friendly panto stars, well done you, great choice

Part One, I’ll get the rest later. So Skank is taking H to KK’s on Christmas Eve, listening to this I think KK is really losing it, she sounds a complete mess. Perhaps you are right @mrspig99 KK is the one struggling and that’s why she is faking the rib injury, it’s actually her who can’t get through the schedule due to her man leaving her, and wants the workload reduced

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Which station was this on please @SmillieKylie

 

[Madcatbimbo]

Oh my, this is glorious, KK sounds off her face, whatever it is she’s on, it’s showing, Skank’s hyper as well, but not as bad Hey Anton Arsehat (Great name for him Stan, I LOVE IT ) these are your family-friendly panto stars, well done you, great choice

Part One, I’ll get the rest later. So Skank is taking H to KK’s on Christmas Eve, listening to this I think KK is really losing it, she sounds a complete mess. Perhaps you are right @mrspig99 KK is the one struggling and that’s why she is faking the rib injury, it’s actually her who can’t get through the schedule due to her man leaving her, and wants the workload reduced

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Love it. To be said while slurring.... "We're spending Chrismaasdate....ChrimassChrissmaseve I'm staying at Kerry's, its just meeeeee and Kerry and I've got Harvey and then mine will all be coming up later on..." The whole interview was a car crash.... Do you hear that, Koketona....? A car crash..!!

 

[SmillieKylie]

Which station was this on please @SmillieKylie

Gaydio, yesterday, Brett Harris show, it’s on their replay option
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Brett Harris - Gaydio (Brighton)

the biggest bops, the latest trends and just a splash of chaos

www.gaydio.co.uk

 

[DC16]

Gaydio, yesterday, Brett Harris show, it’s on their replay option
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Brett Harris - Gaydio (Brighton)

the biggest bops, the latest trends and just a splash of chaos

www.gaydio.co.uk

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OMG, absolutely off her head, can barely speak.

 

[Pink Squirrel]

Love it. To be said while slurring.... "We're spending Chrismaasdate....ChrimassChrissmaseve I'm staying at Kerry's, its just meeeeee and Kerry and I've got Harvey and then mine will all be coming up later on..." The whole interview was a car crash.... Do you hear that, Koketona....? A car crash..!!

If it's just her & Kerry, who is having DJ? Potentially the others could be with their dad's And how can she have Harvey if it's just her & Kerry?? I bet Kerry's really looking forward to H trashing her house

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

Oh my, this is glorious, KK sounds off her face, whatever it is she’s on, it’s showing, Skank’s hyper as well, but not as bad Hey Anton Arsehat (Great name for him Stan, I LOVE IT ) these are your family-friendly panto stars, well done you, great choice

Part One, I’ll get the rest later. So Skank is taking H to KK’s on Christmas Eve, listening to this I think KK is really losing it, she sounds a complete mess. Perhaps you are right @mrspig99 KK is the one struggling and that’s why she is faking the rib injury, it’s actually her who can’t get through the schedule due to her man leaving her, and wants the workload reduced

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KP says 'We smash it more than anyone, all the new beginners.'

What does that even mean?

KP 'booked for lots of prides, she's been around lots of gays 'I don't care what anyone wants to do, who they want to become'

....not how she treated Alex was it?

KP - 'I am open, people should be who they want to be'
KK - 'I love it when people do drag'

KP ' I've got half mine ( kids) this year because.....the dads'.

So Are J&B actually with Kieran for Xmas and she's not allowed them over night or is she just trying to cover the fact it was a court that took them away?
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KP 'My kids know what I'm like anyway, I don't have to be on stage'......nice deflection there, she was asked if the kids would think it was special.

...you know I actually think KP sounds sober these days, probably drugs tests to see the kids.
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If it's just her & Kerry, who is having DJ? Potentially the others could be with their dad's And how can she have Harvey if it's just her & Kerry?? I bet Kerry's really looking forward to H trashing her house

Kerry mentioned she's having 5 kids at crimbo.