Katie Price #427 With her earlobes attached to her cheek, she'll soon be back to Turkey for a tweak

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Ecosse said:
It's an echo of the whole tit-show that is KP, though. She's fine with anything if she's in control of it. Anything engineered by anyone else and it triggers her MH.
So, needles? No problem if SHE wants a tattoo or puffer-fish lips. Blood test for breaking the law by driving when off her head on vodka and coke? No way.
Photos out in the wild? Fine if she's filtered them and sold them for money to Backgrid. Papped by a newspaper or member of the public? Nope.
Inaccurate stories in the press? Her lies are fine. Lift one of her mis-representations from her social media and print it and she jumps on it as the press being "scumbags" and full of bullshit.
Vile photo gone viral involving a turd? Accuses ex of revenge porn (which of course is OK when she does it to someone else but not when she's the victim) and takes action. But absolutely no problem if she publishes pornographic pictures of herself.

I still think the absolute best punishment or consequence for her would be complete cancellation by all media outlets. No publication of ANY photos or stories about her on any platform at all, including her own FB and IG. No one talking about her and no one to listen when she's banging on about herself. That would be the single-most effective consequence of her being in prison, I think, along with no hair/nails/sunbeds. And absolutely NO prospect of any "Prison and MEEEEEEEEEEEE" book coming out at a later date. No one talking about her AT ALL except for, one day in the future , a bit of "gosh, what was the name of that woman with the comedy tits who used to be everywhere years ago."
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Very well said Ecosse👏👏
 
DC16 said:
Her comeback has started she has just said…
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Honestly DC I think her mind has gone, as Dolly has said she is acting very odd even for her, she was hyper on the recent Lives and she seemed either very medicated or on some sort of ❄ in that car video returning from Belfast. She really seems to believe Jordan is coming back, that post on IG was from an event in 2001, those days are gone, never returning. There were hardly any comments on SM about that crappy documentary yesterday, the interest in her is minimal, confined to her dwindling fanbase, she has no big audience anymore, she is just a freak show to most people, a relic from the 2000s and the PA days, no longer relevant, but madam seriously believes people love her and her empire will return, it really wont, it’s gone, like her mind. The book success in the Times Charts has encouraged it, but I estimate it’s only sold about 15K copies, maybe 20K at a push, it’s now at number #3000 on Amazon, that is her fanbase now, she ain’t building an empire on those numbers, most people think she’s a joke and TV doesn’t want anything to do with her, these programmes she keeps touting can’t possibly exist.

The delusion is off the scale, she doesn’t seem right at all, we get angry about her using her MH, and I do think she usually lies about it but I will say now something is deffo going on with her MH, for once we are seeing it really clearly, she is losing it quite publicly now, really hyper and just making ridiculous stuff up about her future work. It’s an onslaught of nonsense. Maybe recent events are taking a toll on her, she keeps pretending the kids are with her, I do believe losing the MM, despite what she says, has really hit her hard, it was a status symbol to her as is that pink car that she refuses to let go of. She is chasing her youth with the facelifts, but still hides behind a filter because it hasn’t made her youthful in real life, just a plastic looking freak. I still don’t think the bankruptcy worries her though, that is of little concern as she knows no one will bring her to account, five years and still no change there. She’s also stuck with Lego, he seems to be annoying her now, she hardly even pretends anymore they are a thing, yes madam is losing it, and has retreated into a world where Jordan ruled the zeleb world, sadly for her prettier, younger, far more talented women live there now, but old Skank can’t see it, there will be no comeback for Jordan or Katie Price.
 
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Madcatbimbo said:
*Shudders*..... and its YOU'RE, you stupid thick bleep.... and how can you be invited to the next invite...? (scratching head and frowning...)

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That’s hurt my brain……does she mean “you’ll be invited to my next event”??!! Or “you’re invited to my next event”??!!
 

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Stan Butler said:
Skanks pushing a lot of H videos out lately, she wouldn't be using H hoping someone makes a comment that she could use for some sympathy publicity would she. Always an ulterior motive with skank and she did mention she was still trying to get H's law passed.
No interest in skank as a person.
No interest in the bong boy showmance.
No interest from TV.
No work.
Seems skanks desperately trying to get some channel to offer her a documentary on H and his fight against online trolling, it doesn't matter what abuse H suffers as long as mummy gets what she wants and gets her mutilated corpse bleep faces on TV. 😉
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It was in The Star (I think) yesterday claiming that Amy F.Price phoned Dwight York every year on H's birthday, begging him to come and see his son. It IS in D.Y.s diary so he makes sure he's 'out' when old Iron-Lung speaks to his manager! Yep Stan, suspicious timing again.
 
That person who served skank should have replied in a loud voice.
"Yes it has gone 5pm and we have stopped serving the all day special menu so you and your son will have to pay full price". Bet also skank asking about the time was because when the pair of sad fucks walked in nobody was taking a bit of notice who she was and skank wasn't getting any special treatment and was trying for a freebie meal for a bit of advertising. 🤣
 
SmillieKylie said:
She’s such a twit, she has ‘sung” at a handful of Pride events, to either late afternoon or early evening gigs where everyone is very drunk and treat her as a novelty act, might as well be Mr Blobby up there. It is bad karaoke at best, a banshee wail at times, I’ll grant you she’s loud but she has no idea how to actually sing, she shouts, she sometimes races breathlessly through the lyrics, often off-key, she has a backing-track which covers for her mistakes, she has zero stage presence, no moves, just stomping around occasionally sticking her bum out with the microphone in the air. I know we’re biased but her act is honestly one of the worst things I’ve ever seen, it’s dreadful, really really bad. If she has a tour it would be the same 4-6 songs she always sings, at late night club events, to entertain drunks, there will be no proper venue tour with a band, she couldn’t manage an hour on stage, never gonna happen, it would be horrendous no one will pay for that 🤦🏽‍♀️

Can you imagine an hour of this, she cannot sing 🤦🏽‍♀️


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Just for comparison I went to see Imagine Dragons on Friday, they played 19 songs! Can you imagine skanky remembering the words to 19 songs? She still forgets the words to the 4 she constantly sings anyway! Not to mention their lead singer has amazing stage presence, plus he is someone who has dealt with mental health issues as he does a little speech about it. He doesn't use it as an excuse to get out of things, he said he worked hard in therapy to get through it. And the last time they played here he had lost his voice totally but they still did the show as they didn't want to cancel and let the fans down.
 
That programme was absolute rubbish. No mention of kids, animals etc although I suppose it was about her money. No way did she ever have 45 million. Even adding up all her divorce settlements and general wastage if this was true she'd still be "minted!"🤣🤣🤣🤣
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tilbury said:
what’s a sale livery?
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You pay a sales livery yard for the pony's keep and they also take a percentage of the sale.
 
I think PD might be skating on thin ice if they go anywhere near Harvey. Yes, WE know that she exploits him for money and gets away with it but I think she will go nuclear if anyone else seemingly attacks him (even if it's actually her they're going for. That nuance will get lost in the fall-out).
 
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Helena-botham-farter said:
She pictured Bunny riding the pony a few days or a week before the final court hearing. Of course she's not been pictured with the kids since. I have no doubt it was a bribe to try and get Bunny to say she wanted to stay with her neglectful addict mother.
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Connies are born jumpers and extremely fast, strong and sharp. A green five year old would be totally unsuitable for Bunny.
 
How is skank going to fit in this singing tour when she still has....
Another 35 pride gigs to sing at.
A girlie holiday to Ibiza.
A holiday with H.
Panto with Kerry cokehead.
Paramedic training.
Life coaching.
A 60 years in the business party to organise.
Various businesses to launch.
Various TV reality shows to film.
Various documentaries to film.
A YouTube channel to launch.
A family of 5 kids to look after 24/7.
A cooker to clean.
Engagement party to plan.
A wedding to plan.
A surrogate to find and then go to America to collect the baby gravy.
A podcast to release weekly.
Alan the therapist to see weekly, fortnightly, monthly, yearly.
A trip to Dubai for another singing gig.
My head hurts now but there must be more 🤣🤣🤣
 
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