Katie Price #427 With her earlobes attached to her cheek, she'll soon be back to Turkey for a tweak

[SmillieKylie]

Erm excuse me WTAF??!

She’s such a twit, she has ‘sung” at a handful of Pride events, to either late afternoon or early evening gigs where everyone is very drunk and treat her as a novelty act, might as well be Mr Blobby up there. It is bad karaoke at best, a banshee wail at times, I’ll grant you she’s loud but she has no idea how to actually sing, she shouts, she sometimes races breathlessly through the lyrics, often off-key, she has a backing-track which covers for her mistakes, she has zero stage presence, no moves, just stomping around occasionally sticking her bum out with the microphone in the air. I know we’re biased but her act is honestly one of the worst things I’ve ever seen, it’s dreadful, really really bad. If she has a tour it would be the same 4-6 songs she always sings, at late night club events, to entertain drunks, there will be no proper venue tour with a band, she couldn’t manage an hour on stage, never gonna happen, it would be horrendous no one will pay for that

Can you imagine an hour of this, she cannot sing

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

D'awwwwwww..... Looks like a bit of Skanky hairstyle going on there too.... x

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Barnaby's hair is all his own though

 

[MelodyMaker]

PD have just posted, Harvey The Truth coming soon!

 

[Ecosse]

Jesus. Beyond bad.
HOW on this earth can she still believe she can sing? She's been told hundreds of times she can't and been refused recording contracts many times too. She was trying to get one way back before she met Peter, when she did that fly-on-the-wall thing with her manager at the time (the one with the shockingly messy bedroom - yes, I know that doesn't narrow it down much). He told her it wasn't happening then.
NO ONE WILL SIGN YOU, KATIE, BECAUSE ...... YOU. CANNOT. SING!!!!

 

[SmillieKylie]

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Still together (think this was in pret in Brighton)

Ooooh get out of my Pret, better not be the one at the bottom of North Street, that’s my Pret Could be the station one if she’s catching the train. Still think Lego’s time is nearly up, she’s up to something, I think she’s chasing someone, but Lego will stay while madam needs him and she still needs a chauffeur. As long as she doesn’t have a definite replacement this lad will do whatever is required, and she’ll keep the showmance going. It’s clear she’s bored of him, love to see what goes on when the camera’s not running, she treats him like on camera, what’s it like off

 

[tomkat1]

She’s such a twit, she has ‘sung” at a handful of Pride events, to either late afternoon or early evening gigs where everyone is very drunk and treat her as a novelty act, might as well be Mr Blobby up there. It is bad karaoke at best, a banshee wail at times, I’ll grant you she’s loud but she has no idea how to actually sing, she shouts, she sometimes races breathlessly through the lyrics, often off-key, she has a backing-track which covers for her mistakes, she has zero stage presence, no moves, just stomping around occasionally sticking her bum out with the microphone in the air. I know we’re biased but her act is honestly one of the worst things I’ve ever seen, it’s dreadful, really really bad. If she has a tour it would be the same 4-6 songs she always sings, at late night club events, to entertain drunks, there will be no proper venue tour with a band, she couldn’t manage an hour on stage, never gonna happen, it would be horrendous no one will pay for that

Can you imagine an hour of this, she cannot sing


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Jesus that’s horrific, and wtf is the guy jumping on.

 

[ThatsHilarious]

She’s such a twit, she has ‘sung” at a handful of Pride events, to either late afternoon or early evening gigs where everyone is very drunk and treat her as a novelty act, might as well be Mr Blobby up there. It is bad karaoke at best, a banshee wail at times, I’ll grant you she’s loud but she has no idea how to actually sing, she shouts, she sometimes races breathlessly through the lyrics, often off-key, she has a backing-track which covers for her mistakes, she has zero stage presence, no moves, just stomping around occasionally sticking her bum out with the microphone in the air. I know we’re biased but her act is honestly one of the worst things I’ve ever seen, it’s dreadful, really really bad. If she has a tour it would be the same 4-6 songs she always sings, at late night club events, to entertain drunks, there will be no proper venue tour with a band, she couldn’t manage an hour on stage, never gonna happen, it would be horrendous no one will pay for that

Can you imagine an hour of this, she cannot sing


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Think most people would prefer Mr Blobby!

 

[DC16]

Her comeback has started she has just said…

 

[karma4klattie]

Well done I only just managed to upgrade from new member to member this week and that also took 3 years

In honour of your stately progress and with due reverence to your avatar I thought I'd post of my favourite hilarious secksi Skank photos:

(her gusset was of full view but I spared you that, it looks as though a kid's been at it with some blunt scissors and trimmed it down into God-knows-what).

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

She’s such a twit, she has ‘sung” at a handful of Pride events, to either late afternoon or early evening gigs where everyone is very drunk and treat her as a novelty act, might as well be Mr Blobby up there. It is bad karaoke at best, a banshee wail at times, I’ll grant you she’s loud but she has no idea how to actually sing, she shouts, she sometimes races breathlessly through the lyrics, often off-key, she has a backing-track which covers for her mistakes, she has zero stage presence, no moves, just stomping around occasionally sticking her bum out with the microphone in the air. I know we’re biased but her act is honestly one of the worst things I’ve ever seen, it’s dreadful, really really bad. If she has a tour it would be the same 4-6 songs she always sings, at late night club events, to entertain drunks, there will be no proper venue tour with a band, she couldn’t manage an hour on stage, never gonna happen, it would be horrendous no one will pay for that

Can you imagine an hour of this, she cannot sing


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I knew it! Liam and Noel have begged her to join their Tour!!

 

[hayleybaby]

In honour of your stately progress and with due reverence to your avatar I thought I'd post of my favourite hilarious secksi Skank photos:

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(her gusset was of full view but I spared you that, it looks as though a kid's been at it with some blunt scissors and trimmed it down into God-knows-what).

What in the pork suckling pig is this?

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

PD have just posted, Harvey The Truth coming soon!

 

[tomkat1]

Maybe the pushing of H on her socials is because she’s aware what’s about to be posted by PD.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Think most people would prefer Mr Blobby!

Skank goes by the name of Mrs. Slobby

 

[Pinkgreywhite]

I've got loads of pages to catch up on.
I've just got off the phone with my mum, she was telling me how last night there was bugger all on the TV so she ended up watching 'that' Katie Price programme. My mum has no idea how much I dislike her so I asked her what it was about The floodgates opened "All that money she had and she squandered it" did I know? I asked what she'd spent it on. "It went up her nose and on her face, if you ask me. And she's still got a face like a butchers bin" "Did I know she was arrested when she got home from Turkey?" no mum why was she arrested "Well, the silly cow didn't go to court when she should so they put a warrant out on her, she went to TURKEY!, who would do that"

I was howling by the end of the call. My mum is so sweet and never comments on celebs but Kipper really rattled her

 

[Sammiejayne444]

I knew it! Liam and Noel have begged her to join their Tour!!

I knew there was a reason I didn't want Oasis tickets

 

[kmb50]

Glasgow’s answer to Skanky has been to Turkey for a facelift. She’s got the one teeny tiny eye special too. Wonder if she’s got cheeky ears? Maybe that’s the Istanbul look? I said that out loud like the Rimmel ad Get the London Look!

aww Dugheid she used to go to the same spin class as me, she was so quiet and never spoke to anyone…… she’s definitely come out of her shell now dancing in her close in her underwear

 

[Madcatbimbo]

*Shudders*..... and its YOU'RE, you stupid thick bleep.... and how can you be invited to the next invite...? (scratching head and frowning...)

 

[Ecosse]

Singing has "always been her dream?"
But everyone else's nightmare.

"Your be invited to my next invite?" Actually, it's "YOU'LL" as in, "YOU WILL."

 

[MrsBsDayOff]

Because it involves Harvey, I hope it's genuine credible evidence, not speculation. And that any evidence relevant to H's welfare has been passed to authorities before being put on IG.