Katie Price #421 Who deposited King Kong's Finger on the front of the Minger?

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Soooo… yesterday I was pissed off that this schlag bag literally sticks two fingers up to everyone and Carrie’s on in her smug crappy life without an apparent care in the world. I was going to put Tattle on the back burner. Truth be told, I just can’t, I don’t wanna do housework, cook, wash, iron, fix the garden. I just want the Tattle Life! Am I a bad person? 🤣
 
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Soooo… yesterday I was pissed off that this schlag bag literally sticks two fingers up to everyone and Carrie’s on in her smug crappy life without an apparent care in the world. I was going to put Tattle on the back burner. Truth be told, I just can’t, I don’t wanna do housework, cook, wash, iron, fix the garden. I just want the Tattle Life! Am I a bad person? 🤣
Your priorities are correct 🥳
 
This is old ... just after she married AR ... worth a read though ... she pulled out of the Shrink Wrapped interview mentioned, probably when the penny dropped what it actually was

https://www.12ft.io/https://www.theguardian.com/media/2010/aug/16/katie-price-jordan
 
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I wonder why she never went down the Sugar Daddy route? She could have got herself a wealthy old man, got her debts paid and probably still had her eggs sunny side up!
I know she's not got youth or looks on her side but I bet there's some wealthy old man that would pay for her special kind of loving. I mean it can't be more degrading than what she's already put herself through for £££
In her deluded little mind, she has all the young guys lusting after her. She’s Jordan who still wipes the floor with all those 20 something Insta models 🤣😆 An older guy would just remind her how old and past it she is.

I do think she will go down this route at some point though.
 
Let's suck up to Danny now. He's not been mentioned in forever but seeing as the tit is about to hit the fan (and Skanky's belly), let's praise him.
So transparent and predictable!

#422 Greedy, lazy, twisted and bitter.
Pay your bills, you dirty grifter

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Either Danny Boy bails her out ... or ... under the bus he goes ...
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OMG 😱 that's awful! I'll be having nightmares tonight now...🫣

I popped on for this, which is very tame in comparison to that!
Today’s Award for Brazen witch of the Day goes to....🏆
#UnfilteredMyArse
The eyebrows are at a steeper angle on the pics from the pub yesterday for a start ...
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OMG 😱 that's awful! I'll be having nightmares tonight now...🫣

I popped on for this, which is very tame in comparison to that!
Today’s Award for Brazen witch of the Day goes to....🏆
#UnfilteredMyArse
The eyebrows are at a steeper angle on the pics from the pub yesterday for a start
Why does the stupid woman keep scraping her hair up? It just shows off her very obvious bald patches 🤦 Is it because she hasn't had her hair washed since before her face was butchered & it's a disgusting greasy mess?
Talking of disgusting greasy messes....has 5 chins Lou posted anything recently? Christ, she really is a scary bog beast 😳
I think the hair has stayed put since before the surgery ... its a filthy greasy unwashed mess
 
This is old ... just after she married AR ... worth a read though ... she pulled out of the Shrink Wrapped interview mentioned, probably when the penny dropped what it actually was

https://www.12ft.io/https://www.theguardian.com/media/2010/aug/16/katie-price-jordan
"I'm an extremist in bed" she said in this article.
Well we can't say she didn't warn us beforehand 💩💩💩🤣🤣🤣
 
Is it just me or is anyone else vaguely disturbed by this...?!!

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I wasn't at first but I've JUST heard that apparently it's code for being sexually assaulted in your childhood! Can anyone shed light on this?
I thought it was that game you played where your siblings or you, lifted the other with your legs.
I still think it's that but as always with Skanky, it can be something else
 
I take it the walls trashed from where she ripped that media wall down? Why even get that done, she seriously thought she was gonna stay. And then why rip it down and take it with you? Absolutely pointless. The state she’s left that house in.
Done out of pure bitterness, anger and malice - she grifted it so she destroyed it rather than let anyone else have it, then she took bits with her to the rancid rental
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I'm a bit confused. Did I read that she's made £90k from her TikTok in a couple of months??? And she owes £700k

So if she was making say £50k a quarter - that's £200k a year - she could pay off her debts in just over 3yrs!!!

Use the Tiktok for debts, everything else for daily living costs - sorted!!!

But I suppose that's too intelligent for eejit features.

Plus how the hell is she getting that much money from tiktok!!!
She must have earned a fortune in commission when she was hawking bog rolls on there.........................
 
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