Katie Price #400 The honking Horsham hillbilly faced eviction and now we wait for her conviction

[Mmc]

She took her top of in Liverpool on the TT live on Tuesday and still had the ridiculous tits

 

[SmillieKylie]

You can travel after GA, and can be released shortly after (as in a couple of hours) And cos u can’t eat or drink before, you have to eat and drink and pass water etc BUT it depends on the level of surgery. And it also depends on which country! Different rules and different levels of risk I guess! We don’t know what she has had done but I can only assume she has had a minor op!

Yes, you can be released shortly after GA, we want people out quickly these days, get out that bed I meant that you won’t be released quickly in the knowledge you will be sat on public transport for hours to another country, we just don’t do that in the UK, well all Trusts I know of don’t. It’s advised you are taken home by car, gee wouldn’t trust Lego either or taxi, some Trusts will even provide transport home. I can’t believe BeClinic have done this, as you say I think this was minor op, but still I think it’s incredibly irresponsible to do this in one day, even Edna was expressing her dismay, she actually seemed worried about Skank returning home so quickly. Guess we’ll see by her actions and appearance today what she may have had done, again it’s all very odd with her

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

I don't give a rat's arse about skanky's Noo Boob Journey, actually yes I want her to be in a lot of pain but I guess she does too because she can neck vast quantities of prescription druggz legitimately (for a change).

This past month has been pretty epic for US though (not her LOL), seeing the children being rescued from the thing and then finally wrenching the crappy Shack from it's grasp - we are all waiting for the Hat-Trick now of watching it hauled in front of court irrespective of the lame excuses to answer questions finally

 

[Cat Eyez]

Anyone wanna join her Only Grans to see the journey of freeing Grant and Phil.....

Maybe that would help with the timeline?!


P.s. I'm not volunteering, I don't care enough about her titties

 

[DC16]

So starts the pod off by saying she is in a carpark up the road from her house, but is getting wifi installed today So first part of pod was actually recorded Monday, then last 10 minutes in Brussels.

Calling the press dumb arse for saying about her holiday to the IOW, KP saying she had no 'expense' as PFP won the tickets and they were just tagging along. But the other week SFP said she was given the tickets by him, so KP & JJ bought theirs to come too. So I suppose she also didn't buy any cans of £5 (or however much they were)
They are going again next year. She had a weekend (or is it wekweed) off-ish and apologised if she didn't have pictures, but if she did one, she would have had to do more and more and she just wanted a weekend with the family.
Banging on about the set lists getting mixed up and she hopes that doesn't happen to her when she goes on stage. (she only sings about 3 songs!!)
Now she is saying she HAD TO BUY tracksuit bottoms, hoodies as she was freezing (SO IT DID COST YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PROBABLY WON'T WEAR THESE AGAIN) she has left these in SFP's car, along with another bag, now why would she do that if she had gone home? And she got a jacket and a frog hat for Harvey.
By Sunday her feet were 'so done in' from when she broke them, so she didn't go the festival, spent the day with mum and dad and Albert.
They only drank cup of teas while they were there, she enjoyed it. She 'could have' had a drink, but she has just done all these performances (??) without a drink for dutch courage and she doesn't even want a drink (That makes sense)
She's moaning about the young ones getting pissed and laying on the floor (like I suppose she has NEVER done that?) She's a lightweight with one day of drinking. She's gone off alcohol, just doesn't want it. She's loving everything sober at the minute, not that she HAS to be sober, you see things different when you are sober and you take it more in. (Hang on, thought she barely EVER drinks??)
Her hair is filthy from dust and her trainers. Some of the bands weren't for her, apparently, when SFP used to yawn, JJ fist pumped and said 'yes' as knew she was getting tired and nearer to going home, so they were obviously very bored.
KP is always cold. SFP says you need to get that checked.
KP wants to go to more festivals
SFP wants PFP to buy a boat. SFP was driving to/from festival, they had accessibility parking because SFP was pregnant (oooh surprise KP didn't use her broken feet and celeb status) so parked near to festival and no queues.
Banging about leaving kids at the festival, at least they are in these buggies and not left in a tent, like when she used to go on holiday, kids not left in an apartment.
Now on to Love Island. blah, blah, blah.
She decided to get trains, instead of flying and driving, up to Liverpool, then getting train to Brussels, as on Wednesday she is getting them done smaller. One is a bit bigger than the other one and dropped and her cleavage sticks up, so corrective surgery. then get train back. Then in Dublin.
It's not like she dances.
Lots of people asking about doing another podcast show next year, says she is up for it, but will have to wait and see what happens.
No questions this week, but would you 'rather' perfect skin or perfect hair...KFP: Skin
Perfect date, or private concert from your fave music artist: KFP Concert (haha, JJ, you are f*cked!!) Maria Carey, or should she say Taylor Swiff
at the minute as all the kids enjoy it. (Talking about the KP backlash against TS in the press, KP says how is it backlash, just not my cup of tea, Bunny loves her)
Stop time or be invisible: Stop time
Snowed in or stranded on a beach: Snowed in
Bad Bo or Bad breath: Bad BO, bad breath is disgusting

2nd part, her wifi was done in house, but it's not strong enough, so she has have to change wifi people, then her battery died. Going down for surgery in 40 minutes, recording pod in clinic at 6.10am.
Spent 12 on the train up to Liverpool, but had to go somewhere first (??) someone said they had seen her in Hull, not sure how true that is.
Liverpool got train via Euro Tunnel. JJ wanted to watch football, but no signal, then she watched LI in the taxi.
So getting her boobs done, then straight back. Getting a general, no film crew (!!) Said J's got patience this morning with the Price, yeah.
SFP asks if she saw the article in the Sun yesterday about J's welcomed into the family. Why does everyone want us to rush everything, we're not even engaged.
On the train over, we were put in the carriage full of school kids, it was so noisy, I wanted to get up and shout shut up, we watched the new Celine Dion, she's gone, I feel sorry for her, I can't see how she will come back. She was bored by some of it.
Life Advice: Someone dating someone who nicks stuff...
Single mum: wants to date someone, tips for a first date. Don't drink. Don't wear a little dress, wear smart casual, not high heels.
Boyfriend no longer making an effort with his appearance: Once you get the ick, you won't get it back, it's done. She's had the ick before!!
She's now off for surgery.

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

I thought KP liked kids to be feral

 

[helptheaged]

So starts the pod off by saying she is in a carpark up the road from her house, but is getting wifi installed today So first part of pod was actually recorded Monday, then last 10 minutes in Brussels.

Calling the press dumb arse for saying about her holiday to the IOW, KP saying she had no 'expense' as PFP won the tickets and they were just tagging along. But the other week SFP said she was given the tickets by him, so KP & JJ bought theirs to come too. So I suppose she also didn't buy any cans of £5 (or however much they were)
They are going again next year. She had a weekend (or is it wekweed) off-ish and apologised if she didn't have pictures, but if she did one, she would have had to do more and more and she just wanted a weekend with the family.
Banging on about the set lists getting mixed up and she hopes that doesn't happen to her when she goes on stage. (she only sings about 3 songs!!)
Now she is saying she HAD TO BUY tracksuit bottoms, hoodies as she was freezing (SO IT DID COST YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PROBABLY WON'T WEAR THESE AGAIN) she has left these in SFP's car, along with another bag, now why would she do that if she had gone home? And she got a jacket and a frog hat for Harvey.
By Sunday her feet were 'so done in' from when she broke them, so she didn't go the festival, spent the day with mum and dad and Albert.
They only drank cup of teas while they were there, she enjoyed it. She 'could have' had a drink, but she has just done all these performances (??) without a drink for dutch courage and she doesn't even want a drink (That makes sense)
She's moaning about the young ones getting pissed and laying on the floor (like I suppose she has NEVER done that?) She's a lightweight with one day of drinking. She's gone off alcohol, just doesn't want it. She's loving everything sober at the minute, not that she HAS to be sober, you see things different when you are sober and you take it more in. (Hang on, thought she barely EVER drinks??)
Her hair is filthy from dust and her trainers. Some of the bands weren't for her, apparently, when SFP used to yawn, JJ fist pumped and said 'yes' as knew she was getting tired and nearer to going home, so they were obviously very bored.
KP is always cold. SFP says you need to get that checked.
KP wants to go to more festivals
SFP wants PFP to buy a boat. SFP was driving to/from festival, they had accessibility parking because SFP was pregnant (oooh surprise KP didn't use her broken feet and celeb status) so parked near to festival and no queues.
Banging about leaving kids at the festival, at least they are in these buggies and not left in a tent, like when she used to go on holiday, kids not left in an apartment.
Now on to Love Island. blah, blah, blah.
She decided to get trains, instead of flying and driving, up to Liverpool, then getting train to Brussels, as on Wednesday she is getting them done smaller. One is a bit bigger than the other one and dropped and her cleavage sticks up, so corrective surgery. then get train back. Then in Dublin.
It's not like she dances.
Lots of people asking about doing another podcast show next year, says she is up for it, but will have to wait and see what happens.
No questions this week, but would you 'rather' perfect skin or perfect hair...KFP: Skin
Perfect date, or private concert from your fave music artist: KFP Concert (haha, JJ, you are f*cked!!) Maria Carey, or should she say Taylor Swiff
at the minute as all the kids enjoy it. (Talking about the KP backlash against TS in the press, KP says how is it backlash, just not my cup of tea, Bunny loves her)
Stop time or be invisible: Stop time
Snowed in or stranded on a beach: Snowed in
Bad Bo or Bad breath: Bad BO, bad breath is disgusting

2nd part, her wifi was done in house, but it's not strong enough, so she has have to change wifi people, then her battery died. Going down for surgery in 40 minutes, recording pod in clinic at 6.10am.
Spent 12 on the train up to Liverpool, but had to go somewhere first (??) someone said they had seen her in Hull, not sure how true that is.
Liverpool got train via Euro Tunnel. JJ wanted to watch football, but no signal, then she watched LI in the taxi.
So getting her boobs done, then straight back. Getting a general, no film crew (!!) Said J's got patience this morning with the Price, yeah.
SFP asks if she saw the article in the Sun yesterday about J's welcomed into the family. Why does everyone want us to rush everything, we're not even engaged.
On the train over, we were put in the carriage full of school kids, it was so noisy, I wanted to get up and shout shut up, we watched the new Celine Dion, she's gone, I feel sorry for her, I can't see how she will come back. She was bored by some of it.
Life Advice: Someone dating someone who nicks stuff...
Single mum: wants to date someone, tips for a first date. Don't drink. Don't wear a little dress, wear smart casual, not high heels.
Boyfriend no longer making an effort with his appearance: Once you get the ick, you won't get it back, it's done. She's had the ick before!!
She's now off for surgery.

So nothing about the MM bet she didn’t expect to come out of surgery to the eviction all over the papers

 

[vortex]

Yes, you can be released shortly after GA, we want people out quickly these days, get out that bed I meant that you won’t be released quickly in the knowledge you will be sat on public transport for hours to another country, we just don’t do that in the UK, well all Trusts I know of don’t. It’s advised you are taken home by car, gee wouldn’t trust Lego either or taxi, some Trusts will even provide transport home. I can’t believe BeClinic have done this, as you say I think this was minor op, but still I think it’s incredibly irresponsible to do this in one day, even Edna was expressing her dismay, she actually seemed worried about Skank returning home so quickly. Guess we’ll see by her actions and appearance today what she may have had done, again it’s all very odd with her

A friend of mine was discharged less than 24 hours after a c section a few years ago. That’s major surgery IMO, but she wanted to go home and the staff were happy for her to go as long as she showed she could walk and use the toilet first. Crazy.

 

[ClivE]

how could she have had her boobs done yesterday when on her instagram 17 hours ago so about 2pm she had a link to her only fans saying click here and be the first to to see my new boobs i doubt she would be showing off her new boobs a couple of hours after surgery the stitchers/inflamed how would that make a good picture and how did she get the pictures taken for her only fans to show them(guess camera on JJ phone might have done it)

 

[vortex]

how could she have had her boobs done yesterday when on her instagram 17 hours ago so about 2pm she had a link to her only fans saying click here and be the first to to see my new boobs i doubt she would be showing off her new boobs a couple of hours after surgery the stitchers/inflamed how would that make a good picture and how did she get the pictures taken for her only fans to show them(guess camera on JJ phone might have done it)

I’m guessing it’s a link to sign up so that they can “be the first” to see them when she posts.

 

[DC16]

I know we are all astonished by how quick she was done there yesterday, but remember, this is KP we are talking about. On her 56874536345 surgery, a ❄ and user, who never does anything by the book, she was probably sleeping and vaping all the way home, never hardly wears a seatbelt.
She loves the buzz and attention from any kind of surgery. This will be very apparent on Saturday, where she will delight in telling the crowd how she has just had her boobs done. Only time will tell how much smaller she has gone, I feel like it won't be much, just corrective.
Sounds from the podcast, JJ had to put up with her tit before hand.

I'm sure the OF's is just to get more subscribers, it will just be 'her reality, JJ filming' she will probably load it on there in time and not straight away.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Thanks for enduring that crap DC! Duly transferred

 

[ClivE]

I’m guessing it’s a link to sign up so that they can “be the first” to see them when she posts.

but if she is going to be on stage in Dublin everyone will be able to tell if she as just had them done(i know we will not see them bare thank god but we will be able to tell)i think she as all ready had something done that is why she was so covered at the Isle of Wright i think the pictures in the strappy top in the garden could be from the last time there were there because everyone else at the festival were sat in shorts/small tops or no tops yet she was covered

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

I thought KP liked kids to be feral

Only HERS - everyone else's kids have to behave in Her Illustrious Presence!
Didn't those bloody kids realise who she is eh?

 

[DC16]

but if she is going to be on stage in Dublin everyone will be able to tell if she as just had them done(i know we will not see them bare thank god but we will be able to tell)i think she as all ready had something done that is why she was so covered at the Isle of Wright i think the pictures in the strappy top in the garden could be from the last time there were there because everyone else at the festival were sat in shorts/small tops or no tops yet she was covered

I honestly don't think they were done before IOW, she was covered up as she was cold. As much as she does smoke and mirrors, I think this all happened yesterday.

 

[Beetle.]

Well, in a way she’s got what she wanted. We’re all sat here trying to figure out the boobie timeline instead of talking more about the MM Either way, she’s lost the MM and WE LOVE IT. How pathetic is she that she does all this stuff as deflection and to wind people up? What a life she has..

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Skanky lost the crappy Shack at long bloody last!

Stick that in Lego's bestist Bong and smoke it!!

 

[DC16]

Well, in a way she’s got what she wanted. We’re all sat here trying to figure out the boobie timeline instead of talking more about the MM Either way, she’s lost the MM and WE LOVE IT. How pathetic is she that she does all this stuff as deflection and to wind people up? What a life she has..

We can keep the news going!

Photos show state of Katie Price's Mucky Mansion as it is repossessed

Photographs show the state of Katie Price’s Mucky Mansion in Sussex as it was repossessed by bailiffs.

www.theargus.co.uk

Good to see her local rag has the story too.

 

[Pink Squirrel]

Awww, I think it's so lovely that she had a sign on the gate to let potential callers know she lived there I wonder/wander if the bailiffs would kindly remove it & pop it on the door at her new not rented house?

 

[Jersey Girl]

Was meant to play Kool and the Gang at 7pm , but needed to update my last eviction video, here’s the new version

I’ve opened the wine, so it’s time….Celebrate Good Times….I have been laughing at her all day “Still my house”….not any longer Skanky

Take it away Kool….Woo Hoo….

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