Katie Price #400 The honking Horsham hillbilly faced eviction and now we wait for her conviction

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There are no direct flights from Liverpool to Brussels.

She could travel to Manchester and get a flight from there.

Using public transport, the most likely mode would be the train -It's just over 5 hours.

This timeline has me puzzled. We know how Kipper operates, and she would do anything to deflect. Today's repossession was a biggie, especially as she has been claiming for an eternity that 'the house is safe' and 'no one can touch it.'

I'm taking a punt and going @Stan Butler crystal ball-esque.

She did travel travel there yesterday.

She was booked in to have the op.

The surgeon took one look and said, 'No can do.' :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

Kipper and Stoner Boy retreat back to the UK in an almighty huff, and some cock and boob story is hurriedly concocted.

It's a bit like the Thailand Tale, where they allegedly (cough) said she was too beautiful for plastic surgery.

Has anyone spared a thought for Grant and Phil? They thought they could finally escape, but now they are stuck there, possibly forever.

Poor blokes.

#setgrantandphilfree
 
Quick calculation of a timeline for today...
Skank leaves the new rental between 8-9am this morning to travel to Belgium.
Journey takes between 5-6hrs arrives at the clinic between 2-3pm and has a consultation 1 maybe 2hrs then jumps back in the car to travel home which takes another 5-6hrs that should get her back in the UK between 10-11pm tonight when skank posted. 😎
 
Regarding the unwashed ones alleged bosom surgery…I had a breast reduction a few years ago in Tunisia. I didn’t have different sized bowling balls removed though, it was a straight forward lift and reduction. I had lost a lot of weight and there was no volume. (Dunno why I bothered, I just got really fat again!). I was told to stop taking blood pressure tablets two weeks ahead of op and any weight loss medication or cocaine. Now this was before the likes of Ozempic, but we think Skank dabbles in two of these things. Also, they could not have told me enough times that I HAD to not smoke for two weeks before and definitely not after the op. This was before vapes became popular, but assume this applies to vapes too. I had to stay for 10 days after the op, 2 days in the hospital, and a couple of follow up appointments after. I was told not to exercise for six weeks, and even to not raise my arms. As others have mentioned, I had to wear a special support bra for a few weeks. And one thing that Skank has been practicing for her whole life - I couldn’t wear a seatbelt for a few weeks!
 
Now I don't believe they've been anywhere. It's all deflection because today was eviction day.
See I'm in Grand Central Station, although I'm not. I'm in bed in Hampshire with the fan on full blast 🥵
She's the queen of deflection, hoping the red tops would report more about the knackered tits being done for the 63rd time than an army of bailiffs entering MM.
 

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Brah Day Izit? said:
Regarding timings, I recall discussing how she could wear hoodies when it was so hot. It increasingly looks likely that she had the op some time ago and saved the announcement for today for the sole purpose of defection from the eviction.

That said, I think she had a strappy top on at the weekend (although that could have been taken on a previous visit). She seems to have her nails the same these days, which would assist with time duping.

Perhaps the plan was for today, but the surgeon refused to operate.

So many questions...
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Can't wait to follow her 'new boob journey' ... oh, the excitement ...
 
Stan Butler said:
Quick calculation of a timeline for today...
Skank leaves the new rental between 8-9am this morning to travel to Belgium.
Journey takes between 5-6hrs arrives at the clinic between 2-3pm and has a consultation 1 maybe 2hrs then jumps back in the car to travel home which takes another 5-6hrs that should get her back in the UK between 10-11pm tonight when skank posted. 😎
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Dear Stan,

The posts don't add up though, timewise.

She either got a very early train this morning (bear in mind the time she was posting) or traveled there last night, either directly from Liverpool or came back to the South East and hot-footed it up to St P. I think she most likely went directly from Liverpool.

Of course, the clinic pictures could be fake - she might still have the dressing gown from a previous procedure, and the whole thing really is a cock and boob story.

Perhaps the clinic took blood, and she was too intoxicated/drugged to have the op?

Perhaps the rumored weight loss drugs precluded her from surgery?

After considering the options, I don't think she's had anything done, and certainly nothing major.. And the reason for this - she said she would share the journey on Only Fans - Think about this rationally - she needs to give 40% of her earning away if she does that. She could still possibly sell the story to a red top rag and have some dosh in it (and keep the lot). By saying it's on Only Fans she can control the narrative as the vast majority don't view her stuff.

She will trip herself up soon though.

#poorgrantandphil
 
Brah Day Izit? said:
There are no direct flights from Liverpool to Brussels.

She could travel to Manchester and get a flight from there.

Using public transport, the most likely mode would be the train -It's just over 5 hours.

This timeline has me puzzled. We know how Kipper operates, and she would do anything to deflect. Today's repossession was a biggie, especially as she has been claiming for an eternity that 'the house is safe' and 'no one can touch it.'

I'm taking a punt and going @Stan Butler crystal ball-esque.

She did travel travel there yesterday.

She was booked in to have the op.

The surgeon took one look and said, 'No can do.' :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

Kipper and Stoner Boy retreat back to the UK in an almighty huff, and some cock and boob story is hurriedly concocted.

It's a bit like the Thailand Tale, where they allegedly (cough) said she was too beautiful for plastic surgery.

Has anyone spared a thought for Grant and Phil? They thought they could finally escape, but now they are stuck there, possibly forever.

Poor blokes.

#setgrantandphilfree
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Grant and Phil babies 😭👀🤭
 
I just had a lightbulb moment.

They want us to think they returned from Brussels today, on the Eurostar, hence the generic arrival picture.

Perhaps they haven't been anywhere, and it's all just a big fat beige deflection because THERE IS NO MONEY NOW. There is no money for travel, nothing left for surgery, and not even enough for train tickets to Belgium. Her money can't last forever, especially at the rate she hemorrhages it.

Were the 'fake surgery pictures' put on Instagram purely as a defection from today's high-profile eviction?

I think so.
 
SmillieKylie said:
Was meant to play Kool and the Gang at 7pm , but needed to update my last eviction video, here’s the new version 😁

I’ve opened the wine, so it’s time….Celebrate Good Times….I have been laughing at her all day “Still my house”….not any longer Skanky 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣🥳🍷💃🏾

Take it away Kool….Woo Hoo….

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Bloody brilliant Kylie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, I think I've cracked a flaming rib! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
Brah Day Izit? said:
I just had a lightbulb moment.

They want us to think they returned from Brussels today, on the Eurostar, hence the generic arrival picture.

Perhaps they haven't been anywhere, and it's all just a big fat beige deflection because THERE IS NO MONEY NOW. There is no money for travel, nothing left for surgery, and not even enough for train tickets to Belgium. Her money can't last forever, especially at the rate she hemorrhages it.

Were the 'fake surgery pictures' put on Instagram purely as a defection from today's high-profile eviction?

I think so.
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Also I haven't read all the comments yet but she's on IG talking about being excited about Dublin this weekend. What sort of surgery would allow you to be partying a few days later?
 
Helena-botham-farter said:
I wonder/wandered on the JYY photo of the green sofa outfit, she looked quite rough and you can't zoom in. You can usually zoom in loads on the JYY site and she models each colour of an outfit where as this latest one, she's only doing the green one. On her facebook account she has a filtered version and you can see she's in Dr FrankenPlops clinic! She's filtered to duck on the image on the right, which is the one from her own facebook account. I think someone at JYY disabled the zoom so no-one can get a good look at what she's really like :sneaky:

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Well if THAT is green it's maconium green ... ;)
 
I Think they did go and Basically he said what Bob said Ya Can’t Fix Fucked Or she’s doing what she does and signed herself out
It may not have been a full reduction, he might have done a Ellie the wellie and injected some shite
Dunno, But She Ain’t got her House anymore Lol 😂
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Has She Robbed the dressing gown from a previous

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Headboard Does Look Like the one at The Clinic

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Meter on her Nasty 🤮 Finger

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And Ikkle LegoLad getting a Coffee, Menu and Cup are in French

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I Reckon the Clinic Told her she’s too Fucked to Fix, So Jog on Skank
 
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