Katie Price #370 Skank’s been fooled, JJ’s not her next breeder, he’s been outed as a wooden fame-feeder.

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Couldn’t fit it all on. Carls posted this tonight 😂 come on Carl give us some boiling hot tea a big brew. I’m back a few threads laughing my head off at your brilliant posts 🤩 But had to post this incase any of you are blocked. Come on Carl you don’t have to talk post videos like tonight’s we,ll make sure your Instagram has lots of lovely comments 🔥 the lot 😁
 

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wrongturn said:
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WTA Hell?!
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Oh my god! Thanks @wrongturn

"Babe! Get me the eye soap! It's happened again!!!"

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It feels like we’ve been absolutely bombarded this week with stories of the various traumas she claims to have been through. It is starting to feel like something big is about to be revealed that she’s scared of? It doesn’t feel like this is about the bankruptcy alone? I always get the impression she doesn’t give a flying duck about the bankruptcy stuff. But she’s definitely panicking about something right now. She’s rattled. Whatever the duck is going on, I just hope that those kids get to go back to their Dad soon. Things cannot continue as they are. They are not safe with KP. That’s the bottom line.
 
Quote from @JaneRev on last thread 💖🧵😘 xxxx....

I hope you had a great little break away 💜💜 By the time I'd finished catching up on the thread, it had locked before I could reply to you.
Thank you for posting the photos for my and my husbands amusement.

These threads move so fast 🤣🤣 I thought I'd caught up enough last night....wrong

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Thank you very much, sorry it took a while to reply and yes had a nice time away. Your welcome glad your both
enjoying them. Loads of Love from Pom 😀👍❤️💕❤️🥰🤗😘 xxxx.

So Legohead is driving Katie's RR .."don't leave your little bag on the roof when you drive away legohead!" 👜🤭😅 x

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Beetle. said:
It feels like we’ve been absolutely bombarded this week with stories of the various traumas she claims to have been through. It is starting to feel like something big is about to be revealed that she’s scared of? It doesn’t feel like this is about the bankruptcy alone? I always get the impression she doesn’t give a flying duck about the bankruptcy stuff. But she’s definitely panicking about something right now. She’s rattled. Whatever the duck is going on, I just hope that those kids get to go back to their Dad soon. Things cannot continue as they are. They are not safe with KP. That’s the bottom line.
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I fink it's losing the kids. Lets hope so!
 
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I love Little house. Please don’t associate her with that. Has to look a few times as thought the back of the chair was her spectacular arse implants
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I loved Little House On the Prairie too. I read most of the books. Beautiful stories.
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Helena-botham-farter said:
I fink it's losing the kids. Lets hope so!
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Fingers crossed. The kids really need a break
 
Tedbear said:
Skanky minge most likely hoping it wouldnt become public lol and all the months shes been carrying on making out she had not been caught again so soon after getting caught with H and getting the car towed and SFP outraged and called a a big misunderstanding obviously NOT she must of crapped herself when she pulled into that fuel station and saw old bill there and tried to whoosh in incognito 🤣🤣🤣 my question is @Stan Bultler why did Crawl let her drive in the first place ? did he want her to get nicked or more likely shes that arrogant that she can still think shes above the law and she will drive anyway would love to of seen her face when the summons dropped through her door
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I bet the second she left that petrol station the coppers were straight in there to get the CCTV for proof, lol!
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tracey3871 said:
Actual footage of Kipper being breathalysed

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Is she trying to give it a BJ?
 
SmillieKylie said:
Krustie’s slow down we are doing a Fred in 2 days, the chit chat chit is out of control, gee on BH day I reckon it will be 2 Fred’s in 1 day 🤦🏽‍♀️😁

Anyway a Recap, a few pages late, and yes I’m posting this at 1am in the morning, yeah I couldn’t sleep tonight, but I’m tired now, Skank does have her uses 🤦🏽‍♀️😁 Arghhhhhh, Skank has been really obnoxious, currently doing my head in she be 🤦🏽‍♀️

Saturday night she was out with Kryten, they took a photo of their feet, a new trick that is fast becoming a favourite of hers, as she tries to conceal where she is. Unfortunately for her I recognised the flooring, so knew they were in the Brighton Ivy Asia….got ya Skank 😁 I walked past there that night, shudder, I nearly had a ‘close encounter of the Skanky kind’ 😱

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On Sunday afternoon Skank attended the Brunch lunch thingy in Nottingham, taking her entourage with her, the fake boyfriend, Darth, Chardonnay (or whatever she’s called, I can’t remember) big fan woman and sadly Bunny, even though it was an over 18 event (the rules never apply, there is never a consequence to her breaking them)

Needless to say she made a complete arse of herself. Appeared drunk/high, rambled on incoherently at times, paraded B on stage dressed as her, wearing very high heels and makeup (beyond sick now, very upsetting to view) and phoned H to perform for the punters as she always does. Basically treated it like her crappy podcasts, me, me, me, delivering fascinating entrepreneurial tips such as “It’s all about double numbers”. She ended the event by singing with the house band, unbelievably her ‘singing’ has got worse, more of that later.

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Skank reiterated to the audience that there’s nothing wrong with being a bankrupt, in fact we are all in bankruptcies and she laughed that no one could take the MM off her either. We scoffed, but I checked and found out that both Kylie and Jennifer Aniston have said they are bankrupt, plus I asked Mr SK if we were, and he replied “Yes, it’s been years now”, gee I never knew, what a laugh. So appears this Skank sometimes knows what she’s talking about, we are all bankrupt, who knew 🤔🥴

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Although Skank chatted a load of 💩 at the Q&A session in Nottingham, she did impress the importance of ‘double numbers’ as an entrepreneurial method in making big coin. Surprisingly I found an article in the Red Tops detailing how ‘double numbers’ were a big deal in the business world these days. Even Richard Branson using this stunning Skanky strategy with his Virgin company, to increase profitability, who knew 🤔

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Might add, Virgin have recently announced they expect record losses for the first quarter of 2024, this could be connected to Skanky advice, so maybe “double numbers” are a steaming pile of 💩 after all 🥴

H accordingly had an accident and was rushed to A&E. A photo of a blood stained brick wall was posted on IG, something we all do when we are rushing our child to hospital. No details have emerged other than a bandaged hand, but she was out later at the theatre, so I don’t think it was much of a concern, and I’m sure we’ll hear all about it on the podcast this week 🤦🏽‍♀️

Skank and Kryten hitting the town after H’s accident……nope still not a relationship and he still looks like he wants his Mom 🤦🏽‍♀️

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She did another podcast, saying word for word stuff as all her other interviews, we know the drill, the interviewers always love her, Skank talks bollox and lies, they never challenge her, heard one, you’ve heard them all, just noise now.

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Where will she take us next, gee it’s exhausting. I leave you with this treat, a longer version of the ‘singing’ from the Nottingham event. Amazingly she is getting worse, this is bad, very very very bad. Though weirdly I am kinda looking forward to the 40 ‘singing’ events she says are coming our way this summer. There will be more of this, the punters looking on in astonishment as she banshee wails her through tunes, off her head on ❄ and 🍷 not knowing the words, unable to dance, but doing that shitting on stage bum thing she does, and smirking as she’s so pleased with herself. It will be a disaster for her…..she cannot sing 🤦🏽‍♀️ but comedy gold for Tattle 🤦🏽‍♀️😂

Absolutely tit-faced as she murders Britney, thankfully for me it isn’t Kylie, so there’s that 🤦🏽‍♀️🎤🎶🤔🥴….

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Omg I’m actually crying tears at this recap, the double numbers 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
twaddle88 said:
Really sorry to anyone eating, but look at those lips- imagine trying to kiss that mouth! No wonder he looks like he’s laughing - it’s a horror laugh. #mostawkwardkissever
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Ere Kryten, wanna stick one in? “Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin” 🤣🤣🤢🤢
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twaddle88 said:
Really sorry to anyone eating, but look at those lips- imagine trying to kiss that mouth! No wonder he looks like he’s laughing - it’s a horror laugh. #mostawkwardkissever
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kissing him like she does Harvey!
 
Beetle. said:
It feels like we’ve been absolutely bombarded this week with stories of the various traumas she claims to have been through. It is starting to feel like something big is about to be revealed that she’s scared of? It doesn’t feel like this is about the bankruptcy alone? I always get the impression she doesn’t give a flying duck about the bankruptcy stuff. But she’s definitely panicking about something right now. She’s rattled. Whatever the duck is going on, I just hope that those kids get to go back to their Dad soon. Things cannot continue as they are. They are not safe with KP. That’s the bottom line.
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Makes me so mad actually. There are OAPs who can’t afford to heat and eat. Am skids living in one hostel room with their family and she has had so much given for ghost written books and showing her lopsided tits off and make bankrupt TWICE and still feels no shame on showing off her crappy extensions and her absurd fillers. Such a good mother she is that she has I’m sure thought even once about having a fund for her kids to go to college or get a first home etc. I’m sorry usually I can laugh at the duck up she has made of herself but the whole SA has really upset me
 
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