My sister in law always says 'blood and sand' for her swear word, and my brother says 'clucking bell'.I say "Hells, bells and buckets of blood" don't know where I got that from either . Think my nan.
Is either that ..or "Oh Poodles "
On topic hope the Skank bucket business woman of the year goes to the dinner and makes a complete show of herself
Katie Price #369 Where’s JJ? Did he lego of her?
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life’s a car crash
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Not much of an event really is it? If she is the special guest she only gets 30 minutes for Q and A's doesn't say anything about a talk by her or whoever. the 10 minutes for 10 handpicked guests to 'pitch their business' so that means they get a minute each! The 'break out sessions' are only for 30 minutes and the 'live band' for 20, plus a DJ and networking for 40 minutes! Anybody who has paid money to attend this is a mug of the highest order! Would love to know how many people actually attend. Again it can't be making that much money if they have to pay for the venue, food and drink, plus a DJ, live band and skanky!
367 so slowly catching up. 
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MelodyMaker
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MelodyMaker
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Good evening ladies and gentlemen, my name is Katie Price and I am Half Cut
Thank you thank you
Wish I'd washed my fanny today cos you know I never wear any knickers
Am I what you thought I'd be like??
Hic.......
Dollylovesshoes
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“Oh yes you know I love dick and mobiles little Lego loves to shove his weeny bag up my bleep Woo Hoo” ”Oh would you like to smell my bleep? It’s gorgeous”Good evening ladies and gentlemen, my name is Katie Price and I am Half Cut
Thank you thank you
Wish I'd washed my fanny today cos you know I never wear any knickers
Am I what you thought I'd be like??
Hic.......
MelodyMaker
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Tedbear
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Im wondering what shes going to turn up wearingI’m thinking she must be the entertainment. One of her 40 gigs this summer
Gone are the days of being invited to Elton Johns after Oscar Awards party lol how far has she fallen 
DC16
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Katie Price's friends 'really concerned for her wellbeing' after recent woes
KATIE Price’s inner circle are said to be ‘really concerned for her wellbeing’ and claim she has spiralled after her recent woes. Not only is the mum of five dealing with the stre…
www.thesun.co.uk
MrsBsDayOff
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I hope that schools/authorities approached re Harvey are not blinded by the 'celebrity factor' i.e. don't feel pressurised/influenced to offer him a place to make themselves look good.
He should be judged like anyone else who looks for a place and funding.
To clarify - I have no evidence that 'celebrity' played a role in him getting National Star. Just saying I hope it doesn't happen with the next placement. Because I'm sure there are some people who don't have students best interests at heart.
If a placement is deemed to be the wrong one for him, it should be offered to another student who may need the chance more than him
He should be judged like anyone else who looks for a place and funding.
To clarify - I have no evidence that 'celebrity' played a role in him getting National Star. Just saying I hope it doesn't happen with the next placement. Because I'm sure there are some people who don't have students best interests at heart.
If a placement is deemed to be the wrong one for him, it should be offered to another student who may need the chance more than him
Helena-botham-farter
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They have carriages at the end? Did they borrow them off the Royal family?
MrsBsDayOff
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The word 'heartbreaking' is used in there, the only ones in that house that I'm heartbroken for are the kids and animals.Rehash of the Mail storyKatie Price's friends 'really concerned for her wellbeing' after recent woes
KATIE Price’s inner circle are said to be ‘really concerned for her wellbeing’ and claim she has spiralled after her recent woes. Not only is the mum of five dealing with the stre…
suseh97
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My sister did this except it was blackcurrant juice. Cue frantically trying to get her to ask for Ribena. The terror she would ask for it outside.My godson when he was very young loved currants in cookies. Except he pronounced currant as bleep!!! It made me keel over laughing every time he said it and my friend was getting the hump each time cos when I laughed it egged him on. Miss those days
Also remember her complimenting my nana on her “lovely pink cuntings” - curtains!
Jomo11
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Oh no! She's going to start screeching again isn't she?I see their predicting the state of the Skank at the 19.30 Live Band Performance
EllaBella10
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By the time skank rises from her pit, gets herself looking semi decent (will take a few hours), visit to salons and god only knows where else ‘sniff’, this is in fact brunch time for herI love the fact its a “brunch” at 4.30 pm
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Helena-botham-farter
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The woman who runs this event was doing pointy toe with Skank 2 years ago. She still hasn't noticed what a duck Up KP is ( 'and that's swearing!', as my other half's Granny used to say whenever she swore!)
Dollylovesshoes
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She’s just a real bleep,putting the tit all about but seen as not a care in the world..All bleeping false lies,nothing wrong with that vile Narc,probably tit scared of Nick,which could happen.
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