Katie Price #369 Where’s JJ? Did he lego of her?

[Dollylovesshoes]

This person running the brunch at 4.30 seems very amateur. I mean, anyone these days can call themselves a top mowdil, successful businesswoman, or CEO.
She has a free wix website and hasn't even bothered to buy a domain name!
I never really thought about it but I run a business, so I suppose I could call myself a CEO too . I've also not gone bankrupt twice, actually not even once! So I must be one of the most successful evah! I draw the line at Top Mowdil and public figure though

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What a load of old tit ‘said in Nan Taylors voice’ Skunkcunt has stooped to the bleeping ground like dollops of tit.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Great quote from Billy Connolly swearing used in the right context and in the appropriate place is just a great way to express yourself.

So Skunty isn't a VIP, she's not an entrepreneur and it's not a brunch, so a complete load of bollocks really.

You'd be suprised at the amount of French who love a decent bit of anglo-saxon expletives to chuck angrily into a rant

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

You'd be suprised at the amount of French who love a decent bit of anglo-saxon expletives to chuck angrily into a rant

I love it when French people shout 'Putain' for some reason

 

[DC16]

And today’s brunch still hasn’t sold out

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

I love it when French people shout 'Putain' for some reason

Ah that means "bleep" - its also why ol' Putin is called "Poutine" here because he might get the hump

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

Someone on The Mirror comments saying they reported KP to SS over Harvey.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

And today’s brunch still hasn’t sold out

Not even to the hoards of journos stalking her, those waiting to see it rat-arsed and make an exhibit of itself YET AGAIN???

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

Ah that means "bleep" - its also why ol' Putin is called "Poutine" here because he might get the hump

I understand it's a multi-purpose swear word, a bit like when you shout duck or bollocks when you hit your thumb with a hammer

 

[helptheaged]

And today’s brunch still hasn’t sold out

Oh dear why have a double bankrupt to give advice not a good idea
Cannot wait to see what she wears Black Smart ! Will it be another bodysuit?

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Someone on The Mirror comments saying they reported KP to SS over Harvey.

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These must be the clips of SB tormenting H by waving a carrot cake in front of him

 

[kourtneykool]

Tell me it’s a pyramid scheme without saying it’s actually a pyramid scheme…

 

[BadJanet]

Probably make more sense to call it a Drunch.....
Drunch is a blend of the words “drinking” and “lunch. ” It is primarily used as a noun in place of the word “lunch.” An example is “Let’s get drunch.” It means to get drinks at lunch. However, the meaning has shifted over time. Drunch can now mean: to consume excessive quantities of alcohol at lunch, or to get drunk at lunch.

 

[karma4klattie]

I love it when French people shout 'Putain' for some reason

Putain means slut or bleep!

When I was young I stayed in Paris with some fantastically rich friends of my parents and picked up the word dégueulasse from their teenage son mainly because, whatever it meant, it horrified all the adults, which was fun. I reckon it's the equivalent of bleeping tit and probably wouldn't turn a hair now.

 

[helptheaged]

Oh dear why have a double bankrupt to give advice not a good idea
Cannot wait to see what she wears Black Smart ! Will it be another bodysuit?

Free drink she will be drunk before it begins
Hope we get insider photos

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Tell me it’s a pyramid scheme without saying it’s actually a pyramid scheme…

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It sounds all very well - until you realise who the guest speaker is.

"Eere yew fukkin' wankas! Siddahn and lissen ter MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Ize can tell yers loadsa stuff abaaaht not paying dem wankas at der tax ofice an' how ter gettout of gowin ter Cort an fings! Be liyk MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE an' pay der bastids FUCKALL!
Woo Hoo!!
In enny cays iss awl der fawlt of dat wanka Pete Yew bleep - eee tuk evrryfink I 'ad - inclewdin dat ahse in Sypruss - dat's myne anawl - 'e stowel it from MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..................................."

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

Putain means slut or bleep!

When I was young I stayed in Paris with some fantastically rich friends of my parents and picked up the word dégueulasse from their teenage son mainly because, whatever it meant, it horrified all the adults, which was fun. I reckon it's the equivalent of bleeping tit and probably wouldn't turn a hair now.

Yes I looooove it. I love the TV show 'Spiral'. 'Putain' features a lot when they're trying to catch the bad guys.

 

[KK77]

No, no car crash! You have it all wrong, just like those bastards in the press!

Tonight she has been "having dinner with the family" don't you know...

In fact, in celebration of this special occasion she's wearing her very best tablecloth! My nan had one just like it (thankfully her's stayed on the actual table!)

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*Edited because my spelling is as atrocious as Skank's dress scense

lol, for most of us having dinner is normal and if you have young children it’s normal to feed them too. But for Skank it’s a special occasion to be advertised on SM. She’s a bloody marvellous muvver, don cha fink?

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

Probably make more sense to call it a Drunch.....
Drunch is a blend of the words “drinking” and “lunch. ” It is primarily used as a noun in place of the word “lunch.” An example is “Let’s get drunch.” It means to get drinks at lunch. However, the meaning has shifted over time. Drunch can now mean: to consume excessive quantities of alcohol at lunch, or to get drunk at lunch.

Well that's what it will be now with KP appearing. I wonder if she'll start shouting about JJ and how in lovvvvvvvve they are. Great subject matter
for a gathering of Stwong Indeependint business Wimin.

 

[MrsBsDayOff]

Someone on The Mirror comments saying they reported KP to SS over Harvey.

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Someone here (maybe more than one?) contacted SS about Harvey ages ago. I think in relation to one of the videos where he was being coached or taunted. I don't know if they ever said if they got a response.

 

[MelodyMaker]

@SmillieKylie yes definitely the floor in the Ivy Asia, they do have it in other branches too, but odds on it’s there.

…will it be off to LAStudio for her bouncy blow dry?
Remember the dress code, to wear something black, smart and classy, not look like you are about to do a PA at some nightclub, wear your 6” heels on those poorly trotters.
Remember to get to the venue on time, as people have paid for meet and greets.
Make sure you don’t consume too much free Prosecco and end up slurring your speech and calling everyone dicks and arseholes and embarrass JJ.
Please remember not to vape like a dragon in people’s faces and definitely do not try to sing.
I hope they enjoy your speech on being a hugely successful entrepreneur over the years and they too could make millions, then lose it all blaming everyone else. Remember to mention it’s all Pete, Alex and Kieran’s fault and also the media who constantly write tit about you. Make sure you definitely tell people about your bad mental health, oh nearly forgot too, explain to them who Jordan is and ask if them if you are like they thought you would be.
I hope Backgrid can take a few sneaky shots of you arriving with JJ and definitely leaving pissed up without him

It's like an early Christmas list @DC16
Yes I've been a good girl Santa
I'd like all of these please