Katie Price #315 I called it love, you called it a shag, I call you Chipolata, you call me a slag

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When I was 16 if I'd have asked my bf if he wanted to come for a jolly to watch my mum have her face mangled he'd have been like duck off mate 😅 such a weird set up with them all
So whilst Widow Skanky has her lips dissolved - a process involving blood & needles , along with the “ beautician” there is Prinny, her BF , Sinkboy &. BABY all in the studio whilst it’s happening .
The sooner this Shitshow is regulated the better , though I don’t suppose any normal rules will apply to this charmless bunch of chavs anyway .
 
So whilst Widow Skanky has her lips dissolved - a process involving blood & needles , along with the “ beautician” there is Prinny, her BF , Sinkboy &. BABY all in the studio whilst it’s happening .
The sooner this Shitshow is regulated the better , though I don’t suppose any normal rules will apply to this charmless bunch of chavs anyway .
There was also an older woman there who was looking after the baby at the beginning.
 
Wishes she was the grinch at Xmas and cooking Xmas dinner with 5 kids is hard - everyday is like this in her house
P doesn’t want to go to college as will take 3 years and have to do work experience so wants to do a private course her and P are doing it now a private course and they can bring their own range and open a salon
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Wants to aethsetics might train to be a nurse
Who P or Skank who wants to be a nurse? Neither have the qualifications, if P she would need to go to college for 2/3 years then uni is another 3 years. Same for skank. The NHS would not even consider skanjs application even if she had the grades
 
Or she’s going to pick Harvey up on Wednesday to take him to the BH on Thursday. I wouldn’t put it past her to take him and encourage him to play up at the hearing in the hope it’ll get postponed
When I worked in a Jobcentre it was a common tactic - they’d bring in as many of their kids as they could & encourage them to kick off / misbehave .

it worked too because nobody wants a screaming baby at their desk do they ?
Or a kid with a stomach bug.

Management then bought in a policy that if they attended with kids in tow we had to rebook them to a mutually agreeable time that their kids were in school or with sitters & not continue the appointment.

That went down well .
But yes, can totally see her doing this .
 
Wishes she was the grinch at Xmas and cooking Xmas dinner with 5 kids is hard - everyday is like this in her house
P doesn’t want to go to college as will take 3 years and have to do work experience so wants to do a private course her and P are doing it now a private course and they can bring their own range and open a salon
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Wants to aethsetics might train to be a nurse
Why is cooking Xmas dinner so hard, it's just a roast and she does those every week anyway doesn't she? 😂😂 Besides which Bunny will probably do most of the cooking anyway!
 
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