Katie Price #311 The Mucky Mansion is now a rental, prison-shy Skanky is going mental

What will Skanky do next?

  • Have a baby?

    Votes: 12 3.5%

  • Get married? To; Coal, a random tampon pulling egg or a can of Spam?

    Votes: 7 2.1%

  • Become a paramedic

    Votes: 2 0.6%

  • Release its Christmas single (A possible duet with Ed Sheeran)?

    Votes: 4 1.2%

  • An OF shoot, resembling Ozzie Osbourne, in leg warmers?

    Votes: 22 6.5%

  • Call Pete a cunt?

    Votes: 48 14.2%

  • Take Harv to a nightclub?

    Votes: 7 2.1%

  • Get arrested for a motoring offence?

    Votes: 65 19.2%

  • Get another hound, to kill by neglect?

    Votes: 26 7.7%

  • Go on holiday abroad

    Votes: 44 13.0%

  • Get Phil and Grant modified

    Votes: 30 8.8%

  • Prison

    Votes: 72 21.2%
  • Total voters
    339
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Rita Chevrolet said:
IF (and a very BIG IF) it took the kids and H to Devon we would have been deluged with photos of it being a Fantarstik Erff Muvva! No photos means NO TRIP because everything has to be monetised with the skank
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Maybe it’s been filmed for a camper a show? It would be the only reason no pictures . Of course it might never have happened .
 
Cat Eyez said:
Is it me or does the nose look wider?
Her hair looks horrendous!
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Indeed it does, without the filter this is what her nose looks like, she’s deffo turned down the filter on this Live…..yikes her nose is sooo wide now 🤦🏽‍♀️😁

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Gullri said:
She makes me feel uncomfortable with all her anger in that tik tok. she is so damn agressive, and it is pathetic too being so defensive about “lies”.
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Just getting snippy like an overgrown toddler because she didn't control the how the story broke probably. The agents were instructed by someone to advertise it.
She's so thick and angry she doesn't understand the story is based on something.....not a 'lie'.
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Cat Eyez said:
Is it me or does the nose look wider?
Her hair looks horrendous!
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It deffo looks wider! So it's a boxers nose under all those filters 😂
 
karma4klattie said:
Sleeping with other girls and buying them presents, eh? Right at the outset Coal was reported to be slagging off Skank in Sheesh. Knowing she was more than available and failing to find herself a new egg, did he hatch a plan? Was the plan to get off with her, get her to butcher and inflate her body into a substandard Lola Ferrari while at the same time addling her brain with a constant supply of snow, make her totally dependant on him, then pimp her out to any loser who could show him the cash?

I couldn’t understand why he would suspend his own life for three years to be around this horrendous woman, but if he’s actually living his own life whilst bleeding her for cash it makes more sense. She is too arrogant and deluded to question his motives, and she’s too deeply unpleasant and dishonest to warrant shred of sympathy.
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It sort of makes sense, except the one factor I can't get past is Skank loves money. I seriously doubt she would want to give it all
to someone else.
 
DC16 said:
Jeez, she really can't repeat the names back correctly or what they've just ordered, the panto lines have no chance.
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The producers and other actors at rehearsals will quickly realise they’ve f*cked up here, really really really f*cked up, she has no ability to remember any lines does she….I’m kinda looking forward to it, it’s gonna be such a majestic mess, bring that Panto on 😁
 
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