Katie Price #311 The Mucky Mansion is now a rental, prison-shy Skanky is going mental

What will Skanky do next?

  • Have a baby?

    Votes: 12 3.5%
  • Get married? To; Coal, a random tampon pulling egg or a can of Spam?

    Votes: 7 2.1%
  • Become a paramedic

    Votes: 2 0.6%
  • Release its Christmas single (A possible duet with Ed Sheeran)?

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • An OF shoot, resembling Ozzie Osbourne, in leg warmers?

    Votes: 22 6.5%
  • Call Pete a cunt?

    Votes: 48 14.2%
  • Take Harv to a nightclub?

    Votes: 7 2.1%
  • Get arrested for a motoring offence?

    Votes: 65 19.2%
  • Get another hound, to kill by neglect?

    Votes: 26 7.7%
  • Go on holiday abroad

    Votes: 44 13.0%
  • Get Phil and Grant modified

    Votes: 30 8.8%
  • Prison

    Votes: 72 21.2%

  • Total voters
    339
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Yes, yachting means on the game .... in Kippers case it seems to mean an airport hotel rather than a yacht
I was thinking of all those young model types usually photographed partying on these posh yachts in Cannes or around Italy in the summer. Skanky is way too old and unattractive to get a gig like that nowadays. She'd be stuck with some weird pervs in a shitty hotel somewhere.
 
I was thinking of all those young model types usually photographed partying on these posh yachts in Cannes or around Italy in the summer. Skanky is way too old and unattractive to get a gig like that nowadays. She'd be stuck with some weird pervs in a shitty hotel somewhere.
She might get a gig on a cross-channel ferry though - as a fog horn! 🛳📣
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She makes me feel uncomfortable with all her anger in that tik tok. she is so damn agressive, and it is pathetic too being so defensive about “lies”.
Its also rather ironic that the World's Biggest Liar is gobbing-off about everyone else "Lying" about her!
 
I don't think KP has gone 'yachting', if it had said 'dogging' I might believe it 😁

The term yachting came about as it referred specifically to the actresses and models who went to the Cannes Festival and were hired to spend nights on the boats of very rich people.

If KP's on the game it will be meet-ups in budget hotels, not on billionaires boats wearing designer dresses and sipping Champagne.
 
I don't think KP has gone 'yachting', if it had said 'dogging' I might believe it 😁

The term yachting came about as it referred specifically to the actresses and models who went to the Cannes Festival and were hired to spend nights on the boats of very rich people.

If KP's on the game it will be meet-ups in budget hotels, not on billionaires boats wearing designer dresses and sipping Champagne.
She gets an overnighter at an airport 'otel and he gets a hideously deformed old munter :)
 
Well have had my coffee, and see the Red Tops haven’t picked up on yesterday‘s Tacky Tack denial of her moving out of the MM. So any paper people reading here, here’s the video, maybe let the letting agency know they are wasting their time, accordingly “It’s all a load of bollox”. Plus the additional bonus of Skank announcing her Live podcast with Edna on November 7th, venue unknown as yet ……and we will be having a bit of singing, we are so blessed. Get saving up for that ticket Krusties…..



I wonder if the Mortgage company are trying to evict her and she's refusing to cooperate? Photos were done by the letting agent somehow!

Or.....she put it on the rental market in an attempt to make some money for the BH but no-one would rent it at 6k a month as it's
a shit tip? Now she's pretending non of this happened?
 
I wonder if the Mortgage company are trying to evict her and she's refusing to cooperate? Photos were done by the letting agent somehow!

Or.....she put it on the rental market in an attempt to make some money for the BH but no-one would rent it at 6k a month as it's
a shit tip? Now she's pretending non of this happened?
Fucking lies roll out of her gob.
 
Never seen this button before so I've done us a favour and asked for KP
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AGC posted this yesterday....

"304. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/24 **13**
This foreign born former A list celebrity/porn star/drug addict/reality star in her own country gives every bit of her yachting money to her predator boyfriend. Meanwhile, he sleeps with random women and often buys them gifts with his girlfriend's money. Katie Price/Carl Woods (HOUSE ABOUT IT? Katie Price in neighbour row at new home as fiance Carl Woods is reported to the council) "

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Sleeping with other girls and buying them presents, eh? Right at the outset Coal was reported to be slagging off Skank in Sheesh. Knowing she was more than available and failing to find herself a new egg, did he hatch a plan? Was the plan to get off with her, get her to butcher and inflate her body into a substandard Lola Ferrari while at the same time addling her brain with a constant supply of snow, make her totally dependant on him, then pimp her out to any loser who could show him the cash?

I couldn’t understand why he would suspend his own life for three years to be around this horrendous woman, but if he’s actually living his own life whilst bleeding her for cash it makes more sense. She is too arrogant and deluded to question his motives, and she’s too deeply unpleasant and dishonest to warrant shred of sympathy.
 
I think she's always done a bit of sex work, probably used to get well paid for it too. These days it'll be for not much money, with who knows what humiliation for her, probably part and parcel of her constant drunk drugged up state. Not an unusual state of affairs for a glamour model. Can't see her handing over money to cole, she keeps every penny.
 
I can quite believe that KP is 'yachting' things have been pointing in that direction with her strange trips to Gatwick....

Equally, I'm not entirely sure I do believe it either....

CW her "pimp" again, I can believe yes and no, he's clearly been involved with some shady people and some of the recent trips have been quite odd and it has crossed my mind if she's a drugs mule.

But then, I equally can't see KP doing that, as she is so head strong and has always done what she wants!

But if she's that desperate for cash and the price is right.... Who knows!?!
 
I was thinking of all those young model types usually photographed partying on these posh yachts in Cannes or around Italy in the summer. Skanky is way too old and unattractive to get a gig like that nowadays. She'd be stuck with some weird pervs in a shitty hotel somewhere.
all that came to mind with me, is jennifer lopez in a bikini looking gorgeous, on the yacht with with p diddy/daddy all those years ago. 😂 and skanky in a bikini,vaping on a cushion in spain, looking like jabba the hutt😂😂😂
 
all that came to mind with me, is jennifer lopez in a bikini looking gorgeous, on the yacht with with p diddy/daddy all those years ago. 😂 and skanky in a bikini,vaping on a cushion in spain, looking like jabba the hutt😂😂😂
Remember that pic where there was what looked like a joint under the chair?
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She has dialled down the filter, she had complaints yesterday 😁 she’s not so blurry today.

The eyes….

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What a weird look.👀
 
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